2016 NFL Big Brother Week 6 Eviction

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 10/17/2016

Julie Chen: Welcome to NFL Big Brother. My Name is Julie Chen and I'll be hosting NFL Big Brother where 32 NFL Teams compete against each other for the right to be HOH in order to play for the Big Brother Bowl. We have 21 teams remaining and after tonight the field will be set. We will know what 8 AFC and what 8 NFC teams make the 2016 NFL Big Brother Playoffs. So far the only team evicted tonight is the Cincinnati Bengals. Let's go to the NFL Big Brother house to find out where Harambe is.

Peyton Manning: Harambe, who did this to you. Eli call a medic.

Harambe: It was.

Harambe stopped breathing. Who eliminated him remains to be seen.

Eli Manning: Any idea who did this Peyton?

Peyton Manning: Unlike last time, when I swiftly detected Jay Cutler as the culprit, I don't know who the criminal is this time. Let's play Cops like the hit TV show and find out who did this to Harambe.

Andy Dalton: Can I play Cops with you and Avenge Harambe?

Peyton Manning: Julie, I found Andy Dalton.

Andy Dalton: Fine, I'll leave, don't tattle on me.

The Cops theme song played. Bad Boys bad boys what you gonna do when we come for you. Cops is filmed in front of a Live Studio.

Peyton Manning: Eli, do you know who did this to Harambe?

Eli Manning: No, lets go talk to the Kongs. Maybe they can give us some clues.

Peyton and Eli ran into Dixie Kong. Peyton and Eli were thinking Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and Dixie Kong were the prime suspects.

Dixie Kong: Hello can I help you officers?

Eli Manning: Dixie Kong, we're looking for Donkey Kong. Do you know where he is?

Dixie Kong: No, please leave.

Peyton Manning: Dixie Kong, you're under arrest for refusing to cooperate with a police officer.

Peyton and Eli traveled in their police car with Dixie Kong in the back eat. Peyton and Eli caught Diddy Kong littering.

Eli Manning: Diddy Kong, we're looking for Donkey Kong. Do you know where he is and do you know what you were doing?

Diddy Kong: What was I doing?

Peyton Manning: You were littering smart ass. Get in the car with your sister or girlfriend or whatever Dixie Kong is.

Peyton and Eli had 2 of the Kong's in custody. Still no clues for who took out Harambe. The Manning's found Donkey Kong spray painting Dicks Out 4 Harambe in graffiti.

Peyton Manning: You're under arrest for the murder of Harambe. Eli will read you your rights.

Donkey Kong: I didn't do it. I swear.

Eli Manning: Donkey Kong, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of Law. If you cannot afford an attorney, an attorney will be provided for you.

All 3 Kongs were in a jail cell. It remained that way until Bill Belichick showed up.

Bill Belichick: I know who did this to Harambe. My gorilla Pinky fights for breast cancer and he videotaped the culprit.

Peyton Manning: I've got a new theory. You're gorilla Pinky killed Harambe cause the Bengals played the Patriots this week and you knew you had nobody on your defense that could stop Harambe.

Bill Belichick: Free the damn apes Eli. You two will come with me while Donald takes care of the apes.

Eli freed the apes. Meanwhile someone showed up to deport the apes.

Donald Trump: Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and Dixie Kong. Get out of here. You guys are not American Video Game characters like Sonic The Hedgehog or Crash Bandicoot. You are all being deported back to Japan. See how deporting the apes allowed Nintendo and I to build a fruitful relationship. This is what I will do as president. I'm gonna make America great again.

Bill Belichick had Eli and Peyton in his car. While they wer driving to meet Pinky, President Obama invited Roger Goodell to his office. Richard Branson was also at the White House.

Roger Goodell: Sorry the Bears lost Obama. Can you tell me why I am here?

President Obama: I'm pissed about us losing, but I'm even more pissed about who we lost to. Donald Trump owns the Jaguars now Goodell. My Bears lost to Trump. That pisses me off immensely to the point where I want to deport someone.

Richard Branson: Calm down Obama, there is no need to start taking crazy pills like Trump. How about we relocate the Jaguars to London and I can be the teams new owner.

Roger Goodell: That's an interesting idea, but our goal is to keep the Jaguars in America. The goal needs to be to keep Trump from owning the Jaguars. He will destroy that franchise the same way he destroyed Atlantic City.

President Obama: Are you still voting for Hillary Goodell? We need to get the ball rolling with the NFL Martial Law.

Roger Goodell: If the Raiders get evicted the only team left supporting my NFL Martial Law plan is the Dallas Cowboys. That's not good.

President Obama: No it isn't. No rookie quarterback has ever won the Super Bowl. Give the Dallas Cowboys an NFL Big Brother Hall Pass for being the last team to cooperate with you guys.

Roger Goodell: Alright, that sounds like a plan.

Finally someone stormed into Obama's office. It was none other than Tom Brady.

Tom Brady: My son wants Richard Branson's autograph. Also, I told Larry Fitzgerald I'd pull his campaign funding for President of the United States in 2020 if he didn't give me his NFL Big Brother Hall pass.

President Obama: God damn it Brady. Now the Denver Broncos, New England Patriots, Minnesota Vikings, and Dallas Cowboys all have NFL Big Brother Hall passes. The Vikings were going to be HOH, but since the Lions won they get to be the HOH in week 7.

Tom Brady: All I did was level the playing field.

Secret Service escorted Brady out of the White House. Brady got Richard Branson's autograph before that happened. Richard Branson and Roger Goodell left the White House as well.

Peyton and Eli finally met Pinky. Bill Belichick was about to present evidence to Peyton and Eli Manning.

Eli Manning: Can you tell us who destroyed Harambe.

Peyton Manning: I still think this Gorilla is the culprit.

Pinky: I didn't do it. I have a photo of Harambe's killer. I plan on avenging Harambe.

Peyton Manning: Don't worry Pinky, we're gonna bring Cecil the Lion to justice. Let's go Eli.

Eli Manning: Alright Peyton let's go.

Peyton and Eli left Patriots headquarters. They returned to NFL Big Brother with their normal clothes on. Julie Chen was about to summon all 21 teams for the Eviciton Ceremony.

Julie Chen: House Guests its time for the eviction ceremony. Please report to the eviction room immediately. Peyton it is time to choose a second nominee to replace the Chiefs.

Peyton Manning: Let's go with the Atlanta Falcons. They handed Denver our first defeat of the season.

Julie Chen: Alright House Guests you can either vote to evict the Oakland Raiders or the Atlanta Falcons. I'll go tally the votes. Once the decision is final the evicted team will have a few minutes to pack their belongings and leave.

By a total of 18 votes to 0. The Oakland Raiders have been evicted from the game. Any last words Mark Davis.

Mark Davis: We're building a brand new kick ass stadium in Las Vegas. So fuck you guys.

Julie Chen: Thanks Mark. We now have 19 teams left in the game. The 8 AFC teams are set. There are 11 NFC teams and we are about to find out the NFL Big Brother Playoff matches< Take it away Scott Hanson.

Scott Hanson: I'm Scott Hanson and welcome to the live announcement of the NFL Big Brother Playoffs live here on NFL Red Zone.

Scott Hanson: We will start with the AFC teams. Then we will go to the NFC Teams.

8. Jacksonville Jaguars	Versus	1. Denver Broncos

Scott Hanson: Our first opening round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the AFC is the 8 seed Jacksonville Jaguars VS the 1 seed Denver Broncos. These teams will play in week 13 on December 4, 2016 with the winner advancing if both teams are not evicted by then. Denver does have an NFL Big Brother Hall Pass that they can use before or after that point if they get put up for eviction in the Power Of Veto game and lose that week.

7. Tennessee Titans	Versus	2. New England Patriots

Scott Hanson: Our second opening round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the AFC is the 7 seed Tennessee Titans VS the 2 seed New England Patriots. These teams do not face each other in 2016. The Titans are 3-3 and the Patriots are 5-1. This series will not be decided until one of these teams is nominated and evicted from NFL Big Brother. The Patriots have an NFL Big Brother Hall Pass they can use to take themselves off the block if they need to.

6. Kansas City Chiefs	Versus	3. Pittsburgh Steelers

Scott Hanson: Our third opening round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the AFC is the 6 seed Kansas City Chiefs VS the 3 seed Pittsburgh Steelers. These teams already played with the Steelers winning the head to head matchup.

5. Buffalo Bills	Versus	4. Houston Texans

Scott Hanson: Our final opening round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the AFC is the 5 seed Buffalo Bills VS the 4 seed Houston Texans. These teams do not play in 2016. Both teams are 4-2 and both teams will remain in the game until 1 team gets 4 losses or one team gets evicted from the game.

Scott Hanson: Now it is time to examine the NFC Teams.

8. Detroit Lions	Versus	1. Minnesota Vikings

Scott Hanson: Our first opening round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the NFC is the 8 seed Detroit Lions VS the 1 seed Minnesota Vikings. These teams will meet in week 9 on November 6, 2016 unless the Houston Texans defeat the Detroit Lions on October 30. Detroit will be the HOH in week 7 and will not be evicted even with a loss to Washington. Minnesota has an NFL Big Brother Hall pass and is likely going to be the only NFL team in the final 8 for the NFC. Since the Vikings were the last NFL team without a loss, they technically locked up a spot in the final 8 and the final 4 in the NFC. Also if the Vikings start 7-0 they lock up a final 2 spot in the NFC as well as a final 4 spot in the game. The Lions can cause the Vikings to lose their NFL Big Brother Hall Pass if they nominate the Vikings for eviction and they lose to the Eagles in week 7, but are likely going to be eliminated by the Vikings unless they somehow manage to sweep the Vikings after defeating the Texans on October 30, 2016. Detroit VS Minnesota will be a series to follow throughout the upcoming weeks.

7. New York Giants	Versus	2. Dallas Cowboys

Scott Hanson: Our second opening round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the NFC is the 7 seed New York Giants VS the 2 seed Dallas Cowboys. The Giants won the first meeting in Dallas 20-19 back in week 1. These teams do not face each other again until week 14 when they go to New York on December 11, 2016. The Dallas Cowboys have an NFL Big Brother Hall Pass which they can use if they lose a game. Dallas has a bye week in week 7 so they cannot be nominated for eviction next week.

6. Philadelphia Eagles	Versus	3. Seattle Seahawks

Scott Hanson: Our third opening round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the NFC is the 6 seed Philadelphia Eagles VS the 3 seed Seattle Seahawks. These teams will meet on November 20, 2016 in Seattle. The winner will move on to the next round in week 11 unless one of those teams gets evicted before then.

5. Washington Redskins	Versus	4. Atlanta Falcons

Scott Hanson: Our final opening round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the AFC is the 5 seed Washington Redskins VS the 4 seed Atlanta Falcons. These teams do not play each other in 2016. This series will continue until one team gets nominated for eviction.

Julie Chen: Thanks Scott. We now have 16 teams left in the game. The 8 AFC teams are set and the 8 NFC teams are set. The New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Arizona Cardinals are evicted thanks to bye weeks.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. The Detroit Lions are the new HOH. Find out why the Detroit Lions support Cecil The Lion and find out why they are delaying a fight between Pinky and Cecil in hopes of avenging Harambe. Find out which NFL team locks up a spot in the final 8. The Denver Broncos have to serve a have not punishment. Find out what that punishment is following the week 6 loss to the San Diego Chargers. Also, Roger Goodell meets with Donald Trump. All of this, and posibly more next time on NFL Big Brother.