2016 NFL Big Brother Week 9 Eviction

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 11/7/2016

Julie Chen: Welcome to NFL Big Brother. My Name is Julie Chen and I'll be hosting NFL Big Brother where 32 NFL Teams compete against each other for the right to be HOH in order to play for the Big Brother Bowl. We have 10 teams remaining and after tonight the second round of the 2016 NFL Big Brother Playoffs will be set. We will know what 4 AFC and what 4 NFC teams make the second round of the 2016 NFL Big Brother Playoffs. Let's go to the NFL Big Brother house to find out why Arthur Blank is pissed.

Samuel L. Jackson: Arthur why did you bring me into your office.

Arthur Blank: You know why I'm pissed Samuel. You sold Rise Up Mother fucker T-shirts outside the Falcons new stadium.

Samuel L. Jackson: Tough shit mother fucker. Those T-shirts make good money.

Morgan Freeman: It's not about the money Samuel. It's about preserving the integrity of the game.

Samuel L. Jackson: It's not about the money. What are you smoking mother fucker?

Morgan Freeman: You are the one who is tripping with your foul language. Now get the hell out of Arthur's office.

Samuel L. Jackson left Arthur Blank's office. Rich Eisen began covering the election on NFL Network.

Rich Eisen: Welcome to NFL Network for our 2016 Election Special. Right now Hillary Clinton is projected to win 479-59 with only one day to go. There is only one election that had a bigger blowout. That was in 1984 when Ronald Reagan defeated Walter Mondale 525-13.

Donald Trump sees the 2016 Electoral College on NFL Network. Trump was pissed about that after a rough day in Moon Township.

Donald Trump: Rich Eisen needs to be deported. I'd give a minority a VISA to enter this country if they deported Eisen.

Ben Roethlisberger joked about Donald Trump being in Moon Township. Mike Tomlin was not too happy.

Ben Roethlisberger: Donald Trump probably showed the people of Moon Township his butt crack. Get it Moon Township.

Mike Tomlin: Shut up fool. Now the Ravens are in first place fool. We may have won the AFC North on NFL Big Brother fool, but this is real life fool. We play the 7-1 Dallas Cowboys at Heinz Field fool.

Ben Roethilsberger got quiet. Roger Goodell paid Trump's kids a visit before confronting Donald Trump about his eviction from NFL Big Brother.

Donald Trump Jr.: Roger Goodell. Why are you here to see us?

Roger Goodell: You guys have done a good job. I would like to have you working for the NFL.

Eric Trump: I'm not sure how I feel about betraying father.

Donald Trump Jr.: I will come work with the NFL if Trump loses the election. Otherwise I will be busy helping my father out.

Eric Trump: Same here.

Roger Goodell: That seems fair enough. Get some rest Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Your father is about to be evicted from NFL Big Brother.

Eric Trump: He will make one of us the new commissioner of the NFL if he gets elected.

Goodell's meeting with Trump's kids ended. DeMaurice Smith met up with Bob The Builder in London to see if Trump completed his have not punishment.

DeMaurice Smith: Hey Bob. I need to see the Park to see if Donald Trump completed his have not punishment.

Bob The Builder: Sure.

DeMaurice Smith: Why is there a wall around the theme park.

Bob The Builder: Bob the builder can we fix it. Yes we can.

DeMaurice Smith: You know what Bob. You are fired.

DeMaurice Smith fired Bob The Builder.

Julie Chen was about to summon all 10 teams for the Eviction Ceremony. Tonight we would find out who got evicted.

Julie Chen: House Guests its time for the eviction ceremony. Please report to the eviction room immediately.

Peyton Manning: Hopefully Trump is gone tonight.

Julie Chen: Trump is gone tonight Peyton. The bad news is your little brother Eli joins him.

Donald Trump: This is bullshit Julie.

Julie Chen: I'm going to tell you what you told the protesters in Chicago Trump. Get em out of here.

Peyton Manning: Eli won on Sunday. This is bullshit.

Julie Chen: Sorry you feel that way Peyton. The final 8 is set with the top 4 AFC and NFC teams. Scott Hanson feel free to reveal the next round of games.

Scott Hanson: I'm Scott Hanson and welcome to the live announcement of the NFL Big Brother Playoffs for the second round live here on NFL Red Zone.

Scott Hanson: We will start with the AFC teams. Then we will go to the NFC Teams.

4. Houston Texans	Versus	1. Denver Broncos

Scott Hanson: Our first second round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the AFC is the 4 seed Houston Texans VS the 1 seed Denver Broncos. These teams already played. I'll reveal more about this series next week.

3. Pittsburgh Steelers	Versus	2. New England Patriots

Scott Hanson: Our other second round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the AFC is the 3 seed Pittsburgh Steelers VS the 2 seed New England Patriots. New England gave up their NFL Big Brother Hall Pass that they got from the Arizona Cardinals and in exchange got an automatic win over the Titans. New England does own the head to head tiebreaker over the Steelers, but the Steelers are the HOH in week 10 and still have their NFL Big Brother Hall Pass that they can use in week 11 to avoid elimination.

Scott Hanson: Now it is time to examine the NFC Teams.

8. Detroit Lions	Versus	2. Dallas Cowboys

Scott Hanson: Our first second round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the NFC is the 8 seed Detroit Lions VS the 2 seed Dallas Cowboys. These teams will meet in week 16 on December 26, 2016. If both teams are still in the game by that point, whoever wins that game will advance to the next round.

6. Philadelphia Eagles	Versus	4. Atlanta Falcons

Scott Hanson: Our other second round NFL Big Brother Playoff game in the NFC is the 6 seed Philadelphia Eagles VS the 4 seed Atlanta Falcons. These teams will meet on November 13, 2016 in Philadelphia in the week 10 Power Of Veto game. The winner will move on to the Final 4.

Julie Chen: Thanks Scott. We now have 8 teams left in the game. We will find out if one or more teams secure a spot in the final 4 next week.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. The Pittsburgh Steelers are the new HOH. Will Roger Goodell remain Commissioner or will Donald Trump get elected President? Batman returns. Find out what Batman has to say about the newly elected President. Peyton Manning brainstorms a game plan to avenge Eli. Which team becomes the first team to punch a ticket to the Final 4 in the AFC or NFC Championship. Will Donald Trump's kids work for Goodell? Find out next time on NFL Big Brother.