Posted By: Chris Ransom on 9/16/2016

Julie Chen: Welcome to NFL Big Brother. My Name is Julie Chen and I'll be hosting NFL Big Brother where 32 NFL Teams compete against each other for the right to be HOH in order to play for the Big Brother Bowl. So far three teams have been eliminated. With the Carolina Panthers, San Diego Chargers, and Indianapolis Colts evicted from the game we are now down to 29 teams.

We will now go to Roger Goodell's office. Goodell has an important anouncement to make before we return to NFL Big Brother where the New York Jets are the new HOH

Roger Goodell: Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! The Packers are now the only team to be a member of my NFL Martial Law. How did Peyton know the Colts were a scapegoat. To make matters worse the Patriots and Steelers have joined up with Peyton.

Joe Flacco: The Baltimore Ravens are the only team that has kept Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, or Ben Roethlisberger from winning the AFC since 2004. I am in and even recruited another AFC North quarterback for your NFL Martial Law plan.

Roger Goodell: Excellent. I hope the Bengals are joining us.

Andy Dalton: We're in. We will work with the Ravens and you to help your plan go through Commissioner Goodell.

A third quarterback on an AFC team barged into Roger Goodell's office. He broke some news to Goodell that he was unaware of.

Ryan Fitzpatrick: I threw 6 receptions to Brandon Marshall, 6 receptions to Eric Decker, and 6 receptions to Quincy Enunwa. The Jets are now the new HOH on NFL Big Brother and I am committed to helping you pass your NFL Martial Law plan. Also the Miami Dolphins joined Peyton's alliance so I will nominate them and the Patriots for eviction this week knowing that one of those teams will be gone from the game.

Roger Goodell: Excellent. Our alliance now features the Packers, Bengals, Ravens, and Jets.

Roger Goodell wasn't done recruiting teams to his plan for NFL Martial Law. For now we head back to the NFL Big Brother House where Darrelle Revis turned the HOH room into Revis Island. The phone began ringing and Revis answered the phone.

Darrelle Revis: Hello. Who am I speaking with? Are you here to help the people of Revis Island?

Jake From State Farm: No. I am Jake From State Farm. I'm here to tell you that we are no longer insuring Revis Island. Your island will no longer receive insurance benefits from State Farm. In other words we are dropping you. Best of luck finding a new agent.

Revis hung up the phone looking for a new partner. After Revis hung up the phone, Peyton came barging in hoping to film a new Nationwide commercial.

Peyton Manning: Revis covers like a can of piss. I doubt he has a comeback for this. Hmhmhmhmhm.

Revis applied for GEICO and Allstate and was denied. An insurance company approached Revis about a partnership. Flo from Progressive entered the NFL Big Brother House.

Flo: Revis you want to team up with Progressive. We're the only company willing to pay insurance for Revis Island. All of the other shitty insurance companies backed out.

Darrelle Revis: I guess we will team up. It's not like I have a choice at this point.

Flo: Revis you got to step up and play D. You also got to give women the D. Just make sure to do that during the offseason though okay Darrelle. I think you know about the legal age being 18 and stuff.

Darrelle Revis: I do. Right now I need to focus on helping the Jets get to 2-1. Getting laid is the very last thing on my mind right now. I have to protect the people of Revis Island.

We returned to Roger Goodell's office. Goodell recruited two more teams to NFL Big Brother to join his alliance.

Roger Goodell: Welcome to my office Derrick Carr. Did you see the chip we put inside Dak Prescott? He now has a new catchphrase.

Dak Prescott: Kill.

Derek Carr: Dak, why the hell are you still wearing your Mississippi State uniform?

Dak Prescott: It's a rookie hazing policy on the Dallas Cowboys. Ezekiel Elliott wears his Ohio State jersey too. Would you like to see.

Derek Carr: Not really. I came here to do business with Goodell. I want my new chip.

Roger Goodell: I need you and Dak to play nice Derek. Here is your chip. Why don't you two patch things up by practicing your catchphrases together.

Dak Prescott: Kill.

Derek Carr: Die.

Dak Prescott: Kill.

Derek Carr: Die.

Roger Goodell: Very good Gentlemen. This meeting is over. I have to meet with two more people.

Donald Trump and J.J. Watt stepped into Goodell's office. The two pitched their game plans to Goodell.

Roger Goodell: Donald, you have my full support. As a republican you have my undivided attention since my wife works for Fox News.

Donald Trump: I appreciate the vote of confidence. I'm gonna make America great again. When the Texans face the Raiders in Mexico, I'm gonna build a great big wall to keep minorities out and the loser of that game will have to relocate to Mexico. Houston has a ton of fans that are minorities and Oakland's stadium is a bigger dump than Hillary Clinton. Vote for me J.J. because I will make America Great again.

J.J. Watt: I want a politician that will make America remarkable again, not someone that will make America Great again. Also if you build a wall after we face the Raiders in Mexico. I will tear down that wall like Mr. Gorbachev.

Roger Goodell: Wow, a Reagan reference. Very creative J.J. Watt. This meeting is over. It's getting late so I'm done with meetings for today.

All of Roger Goodell's meetings were over. We went back to the NFL Big Brother House to find out what the New England Patriots were up to.

Rob Kraft: We're 1-0 heading into our home opener. I am hoping we get to 2-0.

Jimmy Garoppolo: Sorry about taking your sub. I bought you a new sub from Arbys to make up for last week.

Rob Kraft: Thank you Jimmy. Not only are we 1-0, but Jimmy bought me a sub after stealing my Arby's meatball sub in week 1. Maybe Jimmy is our quarterback of the future. Brady never bought me any subs.

Bill Belichick: Tom Brady never stole your subs either. Jimmy Garoppolo impressed against the Arizona Cardinals.

Rob Gronkowski: Coach how did you beat the Cardinals without me?

Bill Belichick: Simple, I took our opponents plays from NFL.com and uploaded those plays to the cloud. We can now cheat on our opponents like we did during Spygate by using the cloud.

One of the AFC East coaches stormed in. It was none other than Todd Bowles the Head Coach of the New York Jets.

Todd Bowles: I cannot believe you motherfuckers are cheating again. I'd report you to Goodell, but Goodell will just destroy the evidence. I need photos and concrete evidence you cheated.

Bill Belichick: Tough shit Bowles. If you want us out nominate us for eviction, but be warned. If you nominate us and we beat Miami, there will be no mercy in week 3 when we beat the Texans and become HOH.

We now return to NFL Big Brother as Todd Bowles put two teams up for eviction. Let's go to Julie Chen.

Julie Chen: House Guests. The New York Jets will now nominate two teams for eviction.

Todd Bowles: The Patriots have been using the cloud to spy on their opponents plays. The Patriots are cheating again. The New York Jets are nominating the Miami Dolphins and the New England Patriots in this weeks Power Of Veto Game.

Julie Chen: Ok the Dolphins and Patriots are up for eviction. Do you have any evidence the Patriots are committing such allegations?

Todd Bowles: No, I forgot to bring my camera. I caught the Patriots watching tape on the Cloud though and Goodell will just destroy the evidence if I bring it to him.

Everyone wasn't surprised by this. Some teams were demanding that Brady should be suspended for the entire season.

Julie Chen: Alright House Guests. Miami and New England are nominated for eviction. Whoever loses Sunday's game at Gillette Stadium will be evicted. The Jets will also nominate one more team for eviction.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. Will Miami or New England be the first AFC East team to leave NFL Big Brother? Will the Bills join the AFC East that gets evicted? Will Roger Goodell find out about Cloud Gate? Will Goodell try to destroy the evidence? Find out the answers to all of these questions next time on NFL Big Brother.

Teams Evicted From NFL Big Brother

32. Carolina Panthers
    
    

31. San Diego Chargers
    
    

30. Indianapolis Colts