2016 NFL Big Brother Week 4 HOH

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 9/28/2016

Julie Chen: Welcome to NFL Big Brother. My Name is Julie Chen and I'll be hosting NFL Big Brother where 32 NFL Teams compete against each other for the right to be HOH in order to play for the Big Brother Bowl. So far five teams have been eliminated. With the Carolina Panthers, San Diego Chargers, Indianapolis Colts, Miami Dolphins, Green Bay Packers, and San Francisco 49ers evicted from the game we are now down to 26 teams.

With 3 3-0 teams in the AFC and 2 3-0 teams in the NFC, we are getting pretty close to finding out who makes the NFL Big Brother Playoffs. Also, the Cleveland Browns, Jacksonville Jaguars, Chicago Bears, and New Orleans Saints risk being evicted this week since those teams are 0-3 and any teams with 4 losses get evicted until we get down to 8 AFC and 8 NFC teams.

The Cincinnati Bengals are the HOH this week. They will announce who they are nominating for eviction on NFL Big Brother live on the Big Screen of the scoreboard in London.

We will now go to the Bengals room on NFL Big Brother. Harambe unveiled the new team name and logo for the Bengals.

The Bengals weren't too happy about the logo. Players on the Bengals wondered if Harambe was letting fame go to his head.

Harambe: Guys isn't the new logo awesome.

Andy Dalton: No we're the Bengals. This isn't the Bengal way Harambe.

Dre Kirkpatrick: We're not monkies we're tigers motherfucker. We're tigers known as the Bengals and we take great tiger pride in what we do.

Harambe: Now that we took care of the 49ers, it's time to get back to what's important. Getting rid of teams that agree with Roger Goodell.

A.J. Green: We can be Bengals on the field and Harambe's off the field on NFL Big Brother.

Peyton Manning: Harambe, you know I love you, but your team name is the Bengals not the Harambe's. Don't let the fame go to your head like Eli.

Eli Manning: Look who is talking.

Peyton Manning: This isn't Direct TV Peyton On Sunday Morning. It's Harambe on Thursday Afternoon.

Harambe: You're right Peyton. I'll take the logo down, but can we send Roger Goodell a Cincinnati Harambe's jersey just to screw with him.

Peyton Manning: Absolutely Harambe. We need to remind Goodell just how much the Bengals fuck up.

We went back to Roger Goodell's office. He was pretty pissed after receiving one of Harambe's jersey.

Roger Goodell: The Cincinnati Bengals renamed themselves the Harambe's and sent me a Harambe jersey to piss me off. I'm calling Jim Irsay and Shahid Khan and flying them out to London. The Colts may be evicted from NFL Big Brother, but I am calling Irsay since it's an emergency.

Goodell met with Colts Owner Jim Irsay and Jaguars owner Shahid Khan on his private Jet.

Jim Irsay: We should hunt Harambe. I love popping pills, play my guitar, and poaching animals.

Roger Goodell: Same here Irsay. I like you're progressive way of thinking.

Shahid Khan: Don't hunt Harambe. Poaching is unethical and I will not allow it.

Roger Goodell: Irsay can do whatever the hell he wants. I'm about ready to drop you off in Italy and rename the Jaguars the London Sillynannies.

Shahid Khan: Please don't send me to Italy Goodell. I owe the mafia a lot of money.

Roger Goodell: Fine, then don't try to stop Irsay and I from destroying Harambe.

Goodell, Irsay, and Khan exited Goodell's private Jet to enter Wembley Stadium. They saw Richard Branson who was not too happy.

Richard Branson: I don't like how the NFL wastes our taxpayer dollars on these new football stadiums.

Jim Irsay: Out of the way Richard Branson. It's open hunting season on Harambe.

Richard Branson: Tell you what Irsay. You beat me in Guitar Hero I will join you in your expedition to stop Harambe and if I win you gentlemen won't hunt Harambe and my good friend Piers Morgan gets to be a sideline reporter in this game.

Roger Goodell: Okay, that's a deal.

Jim Irsay and Richard Branson were playing Guitar Hero together. Irsay defeated David Letterman in Bingo last year, but was having problems with Richard Branson. Irsay struggled hitting the right notes for Surrender by Cheap Trick while Branson kept getting a perfect score on expert mode.

Richard Branson: I won Irsay. No hunting Harambe guys also Piers Morgan gets to be a sideline reporter.

Piers Morgan: It's Piers Morgan sideline reporter for todays game at Wembley Stadium. Tell me how the Jaguars plan on winning today Blake Bortles.

Blake Bortles: We have to beat the Colts Piers. If we lose today the Jaguars et evicted from NFL Big Brother and Gus Bradley gets fired.

People began filling in Wembley Stadium. We'd return to the NFL Big Brother house to find out who Harambe would nominate. The people were watching NFL Big Brother at Wembley Stadium.

Julie Chen: House Guests. The Cincinnati Bengals will now nominate two teams for eviction.

Harambe: We are nominating the Oakland Raiders and the Baltimore Ravens for eviction in the Power Of Veto game. Both teams are working with Roger Goodell and we plan on getting one of those teams out this week.

Julie Chen: Ok the Raiders and Ravens will be up for eviction. Only one of these teams will be able to take themselves off the block.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. Will any of the 0-3 teams go 0-4 and get evicted? Tom Brady finds out he's related to Jesus. Liam Niasson confronts Larry Fitzgerald about his Presidential Campaign. Bill Belichick sues LeBron James and Jay Cutler gives some NFL players a Zika virus that turns their face into a Crying Jordan meme. Harambe auditions for the live action Lion King remake. Also, someone turns Trevor Siemian into a goat. All of this next time on NFL Big Brother.