2016 NFL Big Brother Week 9 HOH

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 11/3/2016

Julie Chen: Welcome to NFL Big Brother. My Name is Julie Chen and I'll be hosting NFL Big Brother where 32 NFL Teams compete against each other for the right to be HOH in order to play for the Big Brother Bowl. Today is the third week of the NFL Big Brother Playoffs. There are only 10 teams left and only two first round matches to go. The Atlanta Falcons are the new HOH in week 9, the Falcons signed a new player.

Arthur Blank: The Falcons are the HOH this week on NFL Big Brother. We also made an exciting signing by bringing in Morgan Freeman to be our #2 RB behind Devonta Freeman. Tevin Coleman is inactive and we needed to spice things up.

Morgan Freeman: Now Tampa Bay has to worry about our passing game, our running game, and finally my voice. My voice will do terrible things to Tampa Bay's defense tonight.

After the press conference Arthur Blank met with Matt Ryan to discuss who he wanted out of the game. Ryan met with Blank.

Matt Ryan: Arthur I think we should go after Denver and Dallas by forcing those teams to use their NFL Big Brother Hall Passes.

Arthur Blank: No we need to go after the Jaguars. Trump needs to go. I hated how he barged into my office last season. We're getting the Jaguars out.

Matt Ryan: That means we'd evict the Giants again and home field will go through Dallas in the next round. We'd also have to face the Eagles in the week 10 Power Of Veto game. Losing that game would get us evicted and make the Eagles HOH in week 11.

Morgan Freeman: That's a risk King Arthur and I are willing to take. Donald Trump is not fit to be in this game.

Arthur Blank: Well said, I like the nickname King Arthur. I did buy this team so that does make me king lol. You guys are my knights of the round table.

Matt Ryan left the office disgusted. Peyton Manning and Eli Manning approached Matt Ryan.

Peyton Manning: Eli and I are in an alliance to stop Roger Goodell's NFL Martial Law plan. Only 10 teams remain. Eight of those teams are in our alliance. The Cowboys are working with Goodell and you guys haven't chose a side.

Matt Ryan: I was going to keep all 10 teams in the game by nominating Dallas and Denver. I really don't want to side with anyone, but Arthur Blank wants us to nominate Dallas and Jacksonville since he hates Trump.

Peyton Manning: Matt, you need to listen to Arthur Blank on this one buddy.

Eli Manning: No Matt Ryan. Follow your heart and force Denver and Dallas to use the NFL Big Brother Hall Pass. If the Jaguars get evicted we get evicted too which would put Dallas in the final 8. We need to delay the next round as long as possible.

Peyton Manning: Matt, if you nominate me and Dallas, it will give Goodell momentum since he faces the Browns and we face the fucking Raiders this week. We cannot put ourselves in a situation where Roger Goodell has the only remaining NFL Big Brother Hall Pass.

Roger Goodell: Very perceptive Peyton Manning. Where is Donald Trump. I need to tell him his have not punishment.

Donald Trump: I built a wall in London and deported your Redskins Goodell. Your people are out of the game. Also I'm getting ready to build a wall in Mexico for the Texans VS Raiders game.

Roger Goodell: I'm a caucasian not a Native American. Second, your have not punishment is to tear down the wall in London and build an attractive theme park in its place. My friend Bob is already in London and will assist you with this project.

Donald Trump: Don't worry Goodell. Once I become President, I will run this country and make Donald Trump Jr. commissioner of the NFL.

Roger Goodell: I got voted Commissioner so if Trump becomes President, his son will be running against Batman to be commissioner of the NFL since Batman is gunning for my job as well.

Donald Trump: D.C. Super Heroes are trash compared to their Marvel counter parts. I'm gonna deport all the D.C. super Heroes when I become President so my son becomes Commissioner by default. The only Marvel Super Hero that sucks is Deadpool and that's because he looks like a member of ISIS.

Deadpool showed up with Spiderman and Wolverine. Deadpool saved four kittens from a fire.

Deadpool: I wear red. Don't those other guys wear Black? Plus I saved four kittens from a fire.

Donald Trump: You suck Deadpool. Instead of saving four puppies from a fire, you wasted your time with these Kittens. If I were Stan Lee, I'd go to D.C. and trade you for Aquaman in a heart beat. I would bring back Water Boarding. I'd teach Aquaman how to water board people and Aquaman would responsibly water board bad guys without abusing his power.

Spiderman: My Spidey Sense tells me that Aquaman would abuse that power and to vote for Gary Johnson. Choosing between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is like trying to decide whether to vote for Magneto or Mystique.

Wolverine: My thoughts exactly Spiderman.

Morgan Freeman: Yes, but compared to Magneto, Mystique is the lesser of two evils so by that logic you should vote for Hillary Clinton.

Wolverine: Evil is evil Morgan Freeman. Both Mystique and Magneto are evil. Both Trump and Clinton are evil.

Donald Trump: Maybe I should deport all the Super Heroes if you are gonna be assholes. I can dress up in a Captain America costume while I deport these Super heroes.

Roger Goodell: We've wasted way too much time with this topic. It's time to head out to London and tear down the wall you built Trump.

Trump headed out to London to tear down the wall. He met Bob who wasn't so loyal to Roger Goodell.

Donald Trump: I cannot believe Goodell wants me to tear down this wall.

Bob The Builder: We don't have to tear down the wall. We can build a wall inside the theme park. All the rides will be past the wall and all people will be able to do when they come in is buy tickets and purchase food or drinks. Go to the restroom. Everyone else that wants to ride through the rides will have to build a wall.

Donald Trump: That's an excellent idea Bob.

Bob the Builder sung his theme song while building a theme park with a wall around it. We'd find out how Trump would react.

Bob The Builder: Bob the builder can we fix it. Yes we can.

Donald Trump: Bob, I'm gonna deport you if you sing that song again. I already got plans to deport Dora the Explorer.

Bob The Builder: Singing helps me build quicker, but I'll stop singing. Dora is cute.

Donald Trump: You can do way better than Dora Bob. I know. Trust me. I'm a rockstar with the ladies Bob.

Bob The Builder: LOL. The park is done with the wall still up inside the theme park.

All 10 NFL teams were back at the NFL Big Brother House. It was time for Atlanta to nominate teams for eviction.

Julie Chen: House Guests. The Atlanta Falcons will nominate two different teams for eviction with no Power Of Veto game in week 9.

Morgan Freeman: Thanks Julie. Atlanta is nominating Dallas and Jacksonville for eviction this week. The Cowboys need to use their NFL Big Brother Hall Pass and Donald Trump is offending everyone in this game.

Julie Chen: Well, Dallas and Jacksonville have been nominated for eviction. What does this mean Scott Hanson?

Scott Hanson: Well if Dallas loses to Cleveland they will have to use their NFL Big Brother Hall Pass and all 10 teams will remain in the game. If Jacksonville loses to Kansas City, both the Jacksonville Jaguars and the New York Giants would be evicted setting up the final 8 allowing us to start round 2 with Texans VS Broncos and Steelers VS Patriots in the AFC along with Lions VS Cowboys and Eagles VS Falcons in the NFC. If Jacksonville loses Pittsburgh would be HOH with the game down to 8 teams. Houston would be evicted putting Denver in the final 4 and Pittsburgh would have to nominate Atlanta VS Philadelphia in the power of veto game.

Julie Chen: The Cowboys are safe unless they lose their NFL Big Brother Hall Pass. I seriously doubt they lose to Cleveland. We'll see you guys next time.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. Will the Dallas Cowboys have to use their NFL Big Brother Hall Pass? Will Donald Trump finally get evicted? Roger Goodell confronts Trump's kids. DeMaurice Smith checks out the Theme Park in London during the Jaguars have not punishment. Will Scott Hanson announce the final 8 for NFL Big Brother. Find out next time.