2017 NFL Big Brother Bowl Part 2

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 12/4/2017

Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We are down to 2 teams. Part 2 of the 2 Part NFL Big Brother Bowl is underway. Break it down Scott Hanson.

Scott Hanson: Alright Julie. The votes are in and by a total of 30-0 Philadelphia wins.

Rob Kraft showed up with a provision contradicting this statement. Roger Goodell showed up with the Lombardi Trophy had to make a ruling.

Rob Kraft: This provision in the new NFL Big Brother rules for Season 3 states that if the New England Patriots win the final week of the season and their opponent loses that the Patriots repeat as NFL Big Brother Champions. It's right here in section 18.3 of the NFL Personal Conduct Policy in fine print.

Roger Goodell: It's true. I had to agree to these terms in order to get my suspension reduced.

EDP445: Listen up mother fucker. You're not going to come in here and rob the Eagles of our only Championship without a fight. How about we let these teams play it out in Minnesota. Philadelphia won the popular vote 30-0 and New England won the NFL Personal Conduct Policy. The only fair compromise is to play the game and let Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth narrate this god damn NFL Big Brother Bowl play by play. Since I'm the president and leader of the Free World after Donald Trump, Mike Pence, and Kirk Goodman of Designated Survivor got impeached I'm declaring this game as the official Super Bowl 52 matchup.

Roger Goodell: I love this suggestion. It's a very fair compromise. One more quick suggestion that I'd like to add is that the Patriots have to win the NFL Big Brother Bowl without Rob Gronkowski for that cheap shot he laid out on Tre'Davious White.

EDP445: I agree. I feel like giving you a high five Goodell, but you've screwed up a lot in the past and you'd prefer a handshake.

Roger Goodell: I would prefer a handshake.

Rob Gronkowski: Gronk so sorry. Please let Gronk play in the NFL Big Brother Bowl.

Roger Goodell: Nope, I have to make an example out of you.

Soup Nazi: No Edelman, no Gronkowski no more Super Bowl rings for Tom Brady.

Bill Belichick: You'll eat those words when we repeat Soup Nazi. Even I would suspend you for a half after that hit you laid out on White. It was embarrassing to watch.

Roger Goodell: Bullshit Belichick.

The Manning's gathered together to watch the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Archie Manning, and Harambe were watching Carrie Underwood do her intro for Super Bowl 52.

Carrie Underwood: Stand up your cheers stop your feet start clapping. Super Bowl 52 on NBC is about to happen. America's game waiting all day. The Eagles and the Patriots are about to play. Al, Cris, Michelle gonna turn it up. It's the NFL can't get enough. Got a battle tonight winner take all. Its Super Bowl 52 and the NFL Big Brother Bowl on Sunday Night Football.

Peyton Manning: Why does Carrie Underwood always hold Antonio Brown's hand. Even when the Steelers aren't in the Super Bowl. It's almost like they are having an affair Harambe.

Harambe: Carrie Underwood and Antonio Brown are secret lovers. A.B. be like dicks out for Carrie Underwood.

Peyton Manning: Absolutely Harambe. I don't know who wouldn't give Carrie Underwood the D.

Eli Manning: I wouldn't give Carrie Underwood my junk.

Peyton Manning: Now we know why the Aflac Duck benched you for Geno Smith.

Archie Manning: If Eli doesn't want to show Carrie Underwood his genitals that's his choice son.

The door rung. It was none other than Eli's head coach the Aflac Duck and the Geico Gecko who lost the Giants head coaching job to the Aflac Duck after Ben McAdoo got fired.

Aflac Duck: Aflac!

Archie Manning: Get the fuck out of here. You should be ashamed for benching Eli Manning.

Geico Gecko: This never would have happened if the Giants hired me. May I come in Mr. Manning?

Archie Manning: You may.

Aflac Duck: Aflac!

Peyton Manning: I'm about to shoot this Aflac Duck. Geico doesn't give a fuck. Nationwide is on your side.

The pregame show was over. Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth called Super Bowl 52.

Al Michaels: Al Michaels along with Cris Collinsworth here for Super Bowl 52 here on NBC. What's the key in tonights matchup.

Cris Collinsworth: Well, I believe the x-factor will be Dennis Reynolds. Reynolds had 10 receptions, 237 receiving yards, and 2 receiving touchdowns in the road win we covered versus Dallas. He had 1 reception for 4 yards in Seattle and Seattle didn't even have Richard Sherman. Philadelphia wins if Reynolds played like he did in Dallas. If Reynolds plays like he did in Seattle New England repeats. For New England Tom Brady has to beat a stingy Philadelphia defense without Julian Edelman, Rob Gronkowski, or middle linebacker D'Onta Hightower on the defensive side of the ball. With Gronkowski suspended, Martellus Bennett injured, Gronkey Kong injured, and Dwayne Allen not producing, Tom Brady is going to rely heavily on He-Man tonight who New England picked up right before the NFL Big Brother Playoffs.

Al Michaels: Just like to point out the last time New England repeated as Super Bowl Champions that they beat the Eagles in Super Bowl 39. It's time for the coin toss. We're going to go to Ed Hochuli, Tom Brady, Carson Wentz, and Jesse Ventura for the coin toss.

Cris Collinsworth: I covered Super Bowl 39 on FOX with Buck and Aikman. Last year George Herbert Walker bush flipped the coin and his son was president in that Super Bowl I covered on FOX. This year Jesse Ventura will flip the coin toss.

The announcing crew proceeded to the coin toss. There Carson Wentz would call it in the air.

Ed Hochuli: Welcome to Super Bowl 52 in Minnesota assholes. One side of the coin is heads and the other is tails. Jesse Ventura will flip the coin when I hand it to him. Carson Wentz since the Eagles are the away team you can call the coin toss.

Carson Wentz: I'll call heads. We all like to get head especially from Gisele right Brady.

Tom Brady clenched his fist restraining himself from hitting Carson Wentz. Here is a live look in at Brady's fist.

Jesse Ventura flipped the coin. Ed Hochuli tried to figure out where the coin was.

Ed Hochuli: Where is the coin?

Jesse Ventura: The coin landed on your biceps Ed Hochuli.

Ed Hochuli: It's tails. New England won the coin toss.

Tom Brady: Let's take the ball. I'm so fired up after Carson's comments.

Bill Belchick: God damn it Brady. We're deferring to the second half. Ed you got that we defer.

Ed Hochuli: New England won the coin toss and they defer. Philadelphia will get the ball. Good luck gentlemen and shake hands.

Carson Wentz spit on his hand before reaching out to Brady for a handshake. Brady shook Carson's hand before clenching his fist once again.

Al Michaels: We had George Herbert Walker barely flipping the coin toss last year. This year Jesse Ventura lands the coin on Hochuli's biceps. New England kicks off to Philadelphia. The Eagles get the ball to start this game.

Cris Collinsworth: All I can say about that coin toss Al is what a flip. How about those Arthur Memes by five time Super Bowl Champion Tom Brady who is pursuing his sixth Championship tonight. Carson Wentz really needs to come out with a strong drive. Donovan McNabb only got 21 points on New England.

Al Michaels: New England with that series. Great defensive win for New England to open things up.

Cris Collinsworth: Carson Wentz began Super Bowl 52 3/3 with 9 passing yards. I got to give Stephon Gilmore and Malcolm Butler a lot of credit for that defensive stop.

Al Michaels: Philadelphia punts it. Excellent punt by Philadelphia pinning New England at their own 2-yard line in the 98th season of the NFL. New England has to drive 98-yards to score. Now we get to see Tom Brady take the field.

Cris Collinsworth: It's going to be hard for Tom Brady to top what he did last year. Especially without Edelman and Gronkowski.

Al Michaels: Wow what a play by Fletcher Cox. What a remarkable sack by Fletcher Cox. Philadelphia leads 2-0. Tom Brady is slow to get up.

Cris Collinsworth: Watching Fletcher Cox penetrate this offensive line like that married woman from North Carolina was thing of beauty Al. Let's just hope Tom Brady is okay. Brady is having trouble moving his wrist and this is the most brutal start to a Super Bowl since Super Bowl 48.

Al Michaels: Yeah Peyton Manning botched that snap versus Seattle. The rest of that game was history. Hopefully this game is more competitive. Philadelphia leads 2-0 and will get the ball after this.

Meanwhile Peyton Manning was cussing at the TV. The Geico Gecko told Peyton to settle down.

Peyton Manning: Fuck you Al Michaels. Don't bring up my traumatic Super Bowl even though I enjoyed watching Brady suffer.

Geico Gecko: Settle down Peyton. Tom Brady would never wish an injury on you in the Super Bowl. You should chill out. Drop Nationwide and switch to Geico.

Harambe: Peyton, this Gecko looks like a fresh banana. Can I eat it Peyton?

Peyton Manning: Of course.

Archie Manning: Put the Gecko down. Next time say, May I eat the Gecko. Sorry Geico you have to leave the door is right there. Seriously Peyton, if you don't calm down you're gonna have to watch the Super Bowl at the Kids table and watch the game with Eli. Look at Eli he's being a good boy playing with his NFL Legos at the kids table.

Peyton Manning: Not the kids table. I'll settle down.

Archie Manning: Good. The commercials ended. The game is about to resume.

We went back to the booth. Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth continued to call the game.

Al Michaels: New England punts to Philadelphia after that safety. The Eagles get the ball again.

Cris Collinsworth: Carson Wentz will have a chance to expand on this lead.

Al Michaels: Third down here. Carson Wentz has 7:11 left in the first quarter. Wentz had a two minute drive on the opening series before that New England safety. Philadelphia has had the ball for 5 minutes and 20 seconds on this drive. Wentz takes the snap he's running evades a sack by Malcolm Brown. Throwing on the run. Caught by Alshon Jeffery. A 69-yard touchdown from Carson Wentz to Alshon Jeffery makes it 8-0 Eagles. Do you go for two here or kick the extra point Cris?

Cris Collinsworth: Carson Wentz began Super Bowl 52 6/6 with 39 passing yards. There he torches Gilmore and throws a 69-yard touchdown to Alshon Jeffery. So far Wentz is 7/7 with 108 passing yards, 1 passing touchdown, and no interceptions. Philadelphia should just kick the extra point and take a 9-0 lead.

Al Michaels: Philadelphia kicks the extra point. It's good. Philadelphia leads 9-0. Brian Hoyer will take the field after this.

Cris Collinsworth: I bet Belichick wishes he didn't trade Jimmy Garoppolo or Jacoby Brissett for draft picks right about now.

Al Michaels: Yep. Brian Hoyer takes the snap. It's intercepted by Malcolm Jenkins. He takes that to the 30, 20, 10, touchdown Eagles. Philadelphia leads this game 16-0 Cris.

Cris Collinsworth: Welp. This game looks like it's over. Go ahead and get out the Crying Jordan Memes for New England Brent Henderson.

Al Michaels: Maybe we will see the Uncle Denzel meme on Roger Goodell. Seriously though you cannot count out the Patriots even down 16-0 after one quarter of play. This team came back down 28-3 last year.

Cris Collinsworth: Tom Brady better be cleared to play soon. If he's not Bill Belichick won't have any tricks left to save him from a Super Bowl defeat to the Eagles.

Al Michaels: New England gets held to another three and out. Philadelphia gets the ball back.

Cris Collinsworth: Carson Wentz will have a chance to bury New England early.

Al Michaels: Carson Wentz has really milked a lot of clock on this drive. Right now the Eagles have used 8 minutes and 21 seconds in the second quarter. A holding penalty on second down and a three yard loss on a running play set up third and twenty three for Philadelphia.

Cris Collinsworth: Philadelphia should just call a running play and take the field goal.

Al Michaels: Carson Wentz to Nelson Agholor. Touchdown Eagles. Philadelphia makes the extra point and now leads New England 23-0 in the second quarter of play.

Cris Collinsworth: Michele Tafoya still hasn't updated us on Brady's injury status. Even if he's cleared to play soon it may be too late.

Al Michaels: We'll see. Philadelphia with another defensive stop.

Cris Collinsworth: Philadelphia is just dominating this game in all three phases right now. That 70-yard punt return took them from their own one-yard line to the New England 29-yard line.

Al Michaels: Carson Wentz throws a touchdown pass to Dennis Reynolds. Philadelphia with a weird celebration.

Cris Collinsworth: What the hell is Flipadelphia?

Dennis Reynolds scored a touchdown. Dennis did his Flipadelphia celebration from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Dennis Reynolds: Flip Flip Flipadelphia. Flip Flip Flipadelphia.

Teammates were doing backflips in the end zone. Philadelphia kicked the extra point and took a 30-0 lead heading into halftime.

Al Michaels: Flipadelphia leads 30-0 at halftime.

Cris Collinsworth: Philadelphia is just dominating this game in all three phases right now. New England went the entire first half without a third down conversion under Bill Belichick for the first time in his career.

Al Michaels: We'll go to Michele Tafoya for an update on Tom Brady.

Michele Tafoya: Well Al, doctors just cleared Tom Brady. Brady was kind enough to give me a deflated football as a souvenir. He is warming up in the locker room as we speak. Bill Belichick is also giving the Patriots a pep talk for the ages right now.

Al Michaels: Thanks Michele.

Everyone headed over to the locker room for New England's pep talk.

Bill Belichick: What the fuck was that horseshit. We're down 30-0. It's a good thing Brady didn't take the ball or we'd be fucked. Not a single third down conversion. The good news is Brady is cleared to play. We need to flip the script on Flipadelphia after that bullshit they pulled.

Al Michaels: We're back for the Super Bowl halftime show. Justin Timberlake is doing a quartet with Janet Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, and Halle Berry for the Super Bowl halftime.

Cris Collinsworth: Hopefully it's not like Super Bowl 38 in Houston.

Justin Timerblake: I'm bringing Sexy Back Yeah.

Janet Jackson: Not again. In Super Bowl 38 people saw my right nipple. This time Justin flashed my left nipple.

Jennifer Lopez: At least one of your nipples was spared. Both of my breasts have been exposed thanks to this perv.

Halle Berry: What the fuck Justin lol.

Justin Timerblake: I'm bringing Sexy Back Yeah.

Donald Trump watched the Super Bowl 52 halftime show with his family. It got pretty ugly.

Donald Trump: Good job Justin Timberlake. Now grab one of those three women by the pussy.

Melania Trump: Eeek. I'm getting sick of this shit Trump. We're getting a divorce.

Ivanka Trump: Can my husband and I move in with you Melania? Donald has lacked self control since the 90's.

It got so ugly that Goodell did a first. He replaced Justin Timberlake with a Lonely Island who was singing live from a boat in Minnesota's stadium.

Roger Goodell: I'm destroying sexy yeah. Ladies and Gentlemen give it up for our new Super Bowl halftime show will be the Lonely Island. Andy Samberg will sing his classic hit song right now.

The Lonely Island: Aw shit get your towels. It's about to go down. Hit the fucking deck. Stay on your motherfucking toes. I'm on a boat. I'm on boat. Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat. I'm on a boat. I'm a boat. Take a good hard look at the mother fucking boat. I'm on a boat motherfucker take a good look at me. Straight floating on a boat that only you can see. Busting five whipping out my coat. You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat. Take a picture trick. I'm on a boat bitch. Drinking Santana shit cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and flippie floppies. You at Kinko's straight flipping copies. I'm on a dolphin doing flips and shit. It's done splashing getting everyone wet. This ain't Sea World this is as real as it's get. I'm on a boat motherfucker this is as real as it gets. I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo. If you on the shore then you sure not me-oh. Get the fuck up. Fuck land I'm on a boat motherfucker. Fuck trees I climb buoys motherfucker. I'm on the deck with my boys mother fucker. This boat engine makes noise mother fucker. Hey ma if you could see me now. Arms spread wide on a starboard bow gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow. Like Kevin Garnett anything is possible. I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat. I'm on a boat. I'm a boat. Take a good hard look at the mother fucking boat.

Roger Goodell: Good job saving the day. Maybe we'll bring you back to sing on the Pirate Ship for Super Bowl 55.

Cris Collinsworth: That was quite the halftime show. I had to put on my blindfolds when Justin Timberlake was singing.

Al Michaels: Yeah, I left my blindfolds at home. Second half after this.

Bill Belichick: We can still win this game 31-30. We're on to 31-30 down 30-0 at halftime.

Al Michaels: That was a pretty depressing third quarter. Only one score by New England on their opening drive. They settled for a field goal rather than going for it.

Cris Collinsworth: Yeah I was surprised by that Al. Philadelphia with a commanding 30-3 lead after three quarters of play.

Bill Belichick: Alright, I'm having our hitmen Liam Neeson and Samuel L. Jackson coach the fourth quarter with Samuel L. Jackson coaching plays on offense with Liam Neeson coaching the defense. I'm out of ideas and it probably won't matter anyways.

Samuel L. Jackson: It's about damn time mother fucker.

Liam Neeson: I'll do my best to top last years comeback.

Al Michaels: New England turned playcalling on offense from Josh McDaniels over to Samuel L. Jackson and Liam Neeson is now calling plays on defense instead of Matt Patricia.

Cris Collinsworth: Yeah I think Belichick knows he's been defeated. He's just waiting to see how bad these celebrities do at coaching. New England still doesn't have a third down conversion through three quarters of play and they enter the fourth quarter on a third and thirty six situation thanks to two holding penalties by Nate Solder and a sack he gave up to Derek Barnett.

Al Michaels: Tom Brady begins the fourth quarter with a 41-yard touchdown to Danny Amendola. New England trailed 28-9 after missing an extra point last year. The extra point is good.

Cris Collinsworth: New England still has 14 minutes and 41 seconds and they trail by 20 points. We've seen stranger things happen Al.

Al Michaels: Philadelphia leads 30-10. Philadelphia now at the New England 49-yard line. They took up a couple of minutes of clock. Jay Ajayi fumbles and it's recovered by Elandon Roberts.

Cris Collinsworth: Great job by defensive coordinator Liam Neeson anticipating the blitz and adjusting. New England adjusts.

Al Michaels: New England gets the football back with exactly 12 minutes to go in this game. Tom Brady handed it off to James White and Dion Lewis. Philadelphia with two more stops. Brady had a touchdown on his last third down conversion and could use another one right here.

Cris Collinsworth: Yep they need something here or it's over. Whenever you count the Patriots out they always seem to fight their way back into it.

Al Michaels: Tom Brady drops back. He threw a touchdown to Chris Hogan on a 48-yard touchdown. The extra point is good. New England trails 30-17 and the Patriots have 11 minutes and 14 seconds. All of the sudden this is a ball game.

Cris Collinsworth: Yeah, absolutely. New England has plenty of time.

Al Michaels: Philadelphia got stopped on this last series and got held to a three and out. They will punt to New England.

Cris Collinsworth: I know Samuel L. Jackson and Liam Neeson have only coached this game for what appears to be 4 minutes, but they are giving New England a lot of hope.

Al Michaels: Absolutely. Tom Brady drops back to pass and fires a 55-yard touchdown to Brandin Cooks. The extra point is good. This is now a 6 point game with Philadelphia ahead 30-24.

Cris Collinsworth: New England has plenty of time. There are still ten minutes left in this game.

Al Michaels: Third and goal, New England needs a stop with 1:03 left. Philadelphia has the ball at the New England 9-yard line. A touchdown or a field goal will finish it and New England is down to their final timeout.

Cris Collinsworth: This is hands down the biggest third down conversion for both teams. I'm amazed that Philadelphia has orchestrated a drive this long.

Al Michaels: Jay Ajayi stopped. New England spends their final timeout.

Cris Collinsworth: This is a huge field goal attempt. There is still 1 minute left in this game. Phladelphia is at the New England 6-yard line. This is a chip shot kick.

Al Michaels: Wow I'm speechless. That field goal is practically an extra point. New England has 58 seconds to drive the ball 94-yards downfield.

Cris Collinsworth: New England is still in this. They had 10 minutes to get 6 points and Philadelphia used up 9 minutes and 2 seconds of clock even forcing the Patriots to use all three of their timeouts.

Al Michaels: Philadelphia wasted 9 minutes and 2 seconds of clock only to get nothing. New England hikes the ball with 58 seconds. Tom Brady heaves a 64-yard completion to He-Man. That puts New England at the Philadelphia 30-yard line. There are only 38 seconds on the clock.

Cris Collinsworth: Tom Brady needs to hurry up and spike it.

Samuel L. Jackson: Brady spike the ball mother fucker. Tick tock mother fucker.

Al Michaels: Tom Brady spikes it. The Patriots have 36 seconds left. Brady fires it to Chris Hogan for an 18-yard gain. He is tackled short of the out of bounds marker. Brady has to spike it with 13 seconds left. He spikes it.

Cris Collinsworth: Tom Brady is at the Philadelphia 12-yard line. There are 12 seconds left after #12 on New England Tom Brady spiked it. Talk about taking things to the 12 zone.

Al Michaels: Brady fires an incomplete pass at the end zone. There are 6 seconds left. Brady going to try again. He finds He-Man in the end zone. New England with a touchdown.

Cris Collinsworth: An extra point gives New England the lead. If Gostkowski screws up here we go to overtime.

Al Michaels: The extra point is blocked.

Cris Collinsworth: Overtime.

Al Michaels: Wait, we have a flag on the play.

Cris Collinsworth: Are you kidding me.

Ed Hochuli: Offsides number 98. New England will rekick the extra point.

Al Michaels: That penalty was on Elijah Qualls the rookie defensive tackle out of Washington.

Cris Collinsworth: Thanks to Elijah Qualls, Tom Brady is about to have as many rings as Sixburgh and has just pulled off an even bigger comeback versus Philadelphia by humiliating both NFL teams in the state of Wentzylvania.

Al Michaels: Philadelphia has one second.

Cris Collinsworth: We're not going to see a Music City Miracle Al.

Al Michaels: Stephen Gostkowski with a squib kick. Unreal, the kick landed out of bounds. Philadelphia will get the football at the New England 35-yard line. They could kick a field goal here.

Cris Collinsworth: That's what they are going to do. The more fascinating thing is that Liam Neeson is putting He-Man who caught the game-winning touchdown at tight end in at middle linebacker on special teams.

Al Michaels: The field goal is up. It's blocked by He-Man. New England repeats with a 31-30 victory over Philadelphia. They trailed 30-3 after three quarters of play and still came back to win in regulation. Absolute insanity.

Cris Collinsworth: Yep. Here come the 30-3 memes.

Samuel L. Jackson: Philadelphia you blew a 30-3 lead mother fucker. World champions again motherfucker.

Liam Neeson: Looks like Bill Belichick is gonna replace McDaniels and Patricia with us.

Bill Belichick: Not quite. Fantastic job with the comeback.

Samuel L. Jackson: Not quite mother fucker? Did you see us make Carson Wentz look like a weasel humping motherfucker? Liam Neeson could take a head coaching gig with the Browns. I could be his offensive coordinator. When we draft my son Lamar Jackson that will be all we need to make the Browns a playoff team mother fucker.

Liam Neeson: Relax Samuel. We're world Champions again.

Dennis Reynolds: Impossible. How did we lose.

EDP445 proceeded to make a Youtube video describing his thoughts on Philadelphia's collapse to New England.

EDP445: Listen up mother fuckers. We had this game. We led 30-0 at halftime. We led 30-3 after three quarters. I get that Brady scored quickly to make it a 6 point game. We had a 9 minute fucking drive and could not get any god damn points. Jake Elliott missed a fucking extra point of a field goal from New England's 6 yard line with no wind in his face and the ball in the middle of the god damn field. Don't get me started with Elijah Qualls. I want to deport his ass like Donald Trump after that offsides bullshit. I mean we were about to go to fucking overtime where we would have won and then Qualls pulls that bullshit. Get the fuck out of my country Qualls.

Before EDP445 could finish his rant he went into cardiac arrest. Vice President Frank Reynolds took over as acting President.

Frank Reyonds: I hope EDP gets better soon. In the meantime I'll be acting President starting now.

Dennis Reynolds: So the Eagles blew the biggest lead in Super Bowl history and Frank Reynolds gets to be President. God damn it.

Tom Brady: Good game Dennis. I got to say I feel like the Patriots won twice.

Julie Chen: What a game. Scott Hanson will join me.

Scott Hanson: You thought last years NFL Big Brother Bowl where Jim Harbaugh gave the Patriots the tiebreaker vote over the Lions was incredible just go back and watch the highlights of this game on NFL Network.

The director of the FCC Ajit Pai showed up. He had a huge announcement regarding the future of NFL Big Brother.

Ajit Pai: This is Ajit Pai director of the FCC. Next week we're voting to get rid of net neutrality. Once this happens we will make it impossible for any episodes of NFL Big Brother to load. Other Draft Utopia content will still appear, but we're cancelling this shit of a show.

Next year on NFL Big Brother? Is this the final episode of NFL Big Brother? Will NFL Big Brother get cancelled? Will New England get a chance to three peat? Will Liam Neeson and Samuel L. Jackson leave New England to go to the Cleveland Browns? Will Frank Reynolds make America remarkable again or fuck up until EDP445 returns. Find out next year on NFL Big Brother.