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2015 NFL Big Brother Week 2 Eviction

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 9/22/2015

Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. This week the New England Patriots faced the Buffalo Bills in the Power Of Veto Game. Thanks to New England's 40-32 victory, Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos must pick a replacement nominee.

Who will Peyton Manning nominate? Let's go to the Big Brother Household and find out.

Peyton Manning: Why couldn't the Bills win? I want to put the Jets up as a replacement nominee for the Patriots, but I can't since the Jets are 2-0.

Eli Manning: I hate the Jets too, but Revis is accusing other countries of blowing up Revis Island. I didn't stay up to watch the Monday Night Game, but were gonna keep the Jets and the Colts in the game this week.

Peyton Manning: Since the Jets won on Monday Night Football we need to make it Bills VS Colts and let the house guests decide on whether to evict the Colts or the Bills in week 2.

Eli Manning: I think we should go after the Dolphins. Ndamukong Suh snores really loudly and it pisses me off because I cannot sleep with him snoring.

Peyton Manning: I guess we can nominate Miami, but we need to meet with Revis.

Peyton and Eli were standing in the hallways of the Big Brother House. The two waited as New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis approached them.

Darrelle Revis: Peyton, Eli I need your help. Someone called me on my cell phone threatening to blow up Revis Island after my career game on Monday Night where I got two fumble recoveries and an interception. We must bring this fugitive to justice and protect the citizens of Revis Island.

Peyton Manning: I don't think it was a person Darrelle. Nobody in this house has any motives to blow up Revis Island. It was probably a country that wants to go to war with Revis Island.

Eli Manning: I don't know about that. What about the Patriots? With Tom Brady losing his star cornerback he would have a motive to blow up Revis Island. The Patriots and Jets are both 2-0.

Peyton Manning: Oh yeah! It's damn shame we cannot nominate the Patriots. Those shady cheaters don't know how to play by the rules. Tom Brady does have a motive, but I still think China is involved with a plan to go to war with and blow up Revis Island.

Jerry Jones: I have connections with the Chinese, why would China blow up Revis Island. It was obviously the North Koreans. Kim Jong Un loves Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning: Beat it Jerry Jones. You lost your two best players in Dez Bryant and Tony Romo for the next two to three months. You'll be lucky if Light Yagami doesn't write your name in the Death Note this weekend with all of the Cowboys injury misfortunes in 2015.

Chip Kelly: Looks like Petyon's been watching too much anime this offseason.

Peyton Manning: Eli is the one in this family that watches anime. I just happened to catch him watching some Death Note on Netflix. I was just telling Jerry Jones a funny joke because he was putting his nose where it didn't belong. Please continue Darrelle.

Darrelle Revis: The people of Revis Island are strong enough to contain North Korea. I highly doubt it was them. If it wasn't China or Russia then who tried to blow up Revis Island.

Peyton Manning: I guess that leaves Russia as the only country with China and North Korea out of the picture the case is solved.

Rex Ryan: You really think it's Russia Peyton? Putin loves the Chicago Bears because he's obsessed with those flying evil Bears over in Russia. I didn't want to say this, but there is a clause in the Iran Deal that lets them invade Revis Island as long they honor their peace treaty with America.

Darrelle Revis: I knew it. Obama wants to make peace with Iran so they can focus on destroying Revis Island.

Rex Ryan: This is what happens when you don't vote for Mitt Romney Revis.

Peyton Manning: Don't disrespect the president guys. This is about Big Brother not politics. I'm gonna let you off with a warning Revis, but I expect more from you Rex Ryan. You are going home tonight Rex Ryan, I'd go pack my bags right now if I were you buddy.

Darrelle Revis: Thanks for helping me Rex. Maybe I will team up with you guys. If the Jets win HOH consider both the Bills and Broncos both safe. I'm gonna go alert the citizens of Revis Island that there is nothing to worry about.

Rex Ryan: Nothing to worry about my rectum. You need to take action and defend your country from anyone that invades Revis Island. I'd keep an eye on Iran if I were you Darrelle.

Peyton Manning: That's good to here Revis. Go pack your bags Rex.

Julie Chen: House Guests it is time for the Power of Veto ceremony. All teams must report to me immediately.

All 30 teams reported to the game. Everyone expected Brady to take the New England Patriots off the block. That would force Peyton to pick a new team.

Peyton Manning: We all know Tom Brady is gonna take the Patriots off the block forcing me to pick a new nominee to evict.

Julie Chen: Maybe he will. Tom Brady the floor is yours.

Tom Brady: I will take the New England Patriots off the block.

Julie Chen: Peyton the floor is yours. Please pick a replacement nominee immediately.

Peyton Manning: The Denver Broncos have decided to nominate the Buffalo Bills and the Indianapolis Colts for eviction. Rex Ryan is still an asshole and I think Luck should have been evicted last week.

Andrew Luck: This is low for someone who doesn't win in the playoffs.

Peyton Manning: Your playoff victory over me was a fluke. I'm 2-0 and you're 0-2 Luck and that's living proof as to why #18 is #1 and why #12 is garbage.

Jim Irsay: Peyton let's talk about this. You don't want to make a mistake that you will later regret.

Peyton Manning: The only mistake I'd be making is keeping you in the game you pill popping pig. You deserve to get screwed for replacing me with that Stanford Stiff. I serve the greatest Stanford quarterback of all time and his name is John Elway.

Andrew Luck: You know Peyton, I broke all of Elway's records at Stanford.

Peyton Manning: You still got less Super Bowl rings than me and you will always have less Super Bowls than Elway as long as you are in Indianapolis.

Julie Chen: Enough bickering. Buffalo and Indianapolis are the nominees. House guests it is now time to vote for whether you want to evict the Bills or the Colts. With 30 teams left, Buffalo, Indianapolis, and Denver will not vote. The first team to give up two touchdowns of votes by receiving 14 votes from the other House Guests will be the team leaving tonight.

The House Guests all came to a unanimous decision on this one. Let's go to Julie to find out who got evicted.

Julie Chen: House Guests. The votes are in and by a total of 27-0 the next team evicted from the game is the Indianapolis Colts.

Andrew Luck: The Indianapolis Colts may be 0-2, but we can still make the NFL Playoffs even though we're no longer on NFL Big Brother. We did it last year and can do it again this year.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. The Washington Redskins and New York Giants compete for Head Of House Hold. Also find out who will spend a slumber party with Roger Goodell.

Teams Evicted From NFL Big Brother

Baltimore Ravens

Seattle Seahawks

Indianapolis Colts

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