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2015 NFL Big Brother Week 3 HOH

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 9/25/2015

Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. This week the Washington Redskins faced the New York Giants for the right to be HOH. With a 32-21 victory the New York Giants are the new HOH.

Who will Eli Manning nominate? Let's go to the Big Brother Household and find out.

Peyton Manning: Tom Brady survived. I know I said it last week, but I am still upset about him being in the game.

Eli Manning: New England has a bye week in week 4, they get Dallas in week 5 who is a member of our alliance. In week 6 New England faces the Colts and we cannot nominate them that week since the Colts are already evicted. In week 7 the Patriots face the Jets before hosting the Miami Dolphins in week 8 which could be an HOH game. I want to nominate an NFC team, but I want to hear who Tom Coughlin thinks we should nominate.

Tom Coughlin: Rocky Balboa this is Mickey Goldman. You need to take out the Patriots and the Jaguars Rocky. The Patriots are like Apallo Creed and the Jaguars are like Clubber T Lang.

Eli Manning: Snap out of it Coach Coughlin. Tom is having another dream where he's pretending to be Mickey from the rocky movies.

Peyton Manning: First we had to deal with Mike Tomlin pretending to be Mr. T, last week we had to deal with Robert Griffin III pretending to be Lil John from Chappelle's Show. I could live with those two things, but Tom Coughlin pretending to be Rocky Balboa's personal trainer is where I draw the line. Rocky Balboa would have only lasted 3 rounds against Apallo Creed if Tom Coughlin was training him.

Tom Coughlin: Sorry what was going on? I think you should nominate New England and Jacksonville. New England keeps breaking the rules and the Jaguars are assholes for firing me. Instead of putting two NFC Teams up you need to take one for the team and get rid of the Patriots or the Jaguars.

Peyton Manning: I agree with your head coach. Take one for the team so I have less competition to deal with in the Big Brother NFL Playoffs.

Julie Chen: House Guests. Today we have a special house guest that will clear up the air here. Give a warm Big Brother welcome to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

Roger Goodell: Alright, I'm sure a lot of our house guests have questions that they would like answered.

J.J. Watt: With the Colts at 0-2 and out of NFL Big Brother will Houston be HOH in week 5?

Roger Goodell: That is correct J.J. Houston will be HOH in week 5 as long as they don't start 0-4. Same could be said for San Francisco if they avoid losing 4 games before week 7 as they could be HOH that week with Seattle out of the game.

Mike Tomlin: With the Ravens out I guess that makes us HOH next week fool. All of these teams that failed to kick the Steelers out of the game when they had the chance are fools.

Roger Goodell: Baltimore may be out of the game, but the Baltimore Ravens were originally the Cleveland Browns. This means that if the Ravens defeat the Steelers in week 4 the Cleveland Browns will be HOH next week.

Mike Tomlin: That's some Jibba Jabba fool. Pittsburgh should be HOH in week 4 fool.

Roger Goodell: Pittsburgh was supposed to be the have nots in week 2. Since you failed to honor your agreement you will have a slumber party with me Roger Goodell.

Mike Tomlin: I cannot believe we have to spend a slumber party with Roger Goodell.

Ben Roethlisberger, Le'Veon Bell, Antonio Brown, Martavis Bryant, Heath Miller, James Harrison all met up with Tomlin at Goodell's slumber party. DeMaurice Smith who is in charge of the NFL's legal operations was also present. Goodell was watching Grey's Anatomy before flipping the channel to NFL Network as he greeted the Steelers for a slumber party at his place.

DeMaurice Smith: Guys it is time for bed.

Roger Goodell: That's right DeMaurice. Lights out! You guys better pull out your sleeping bags.

Ben Roethlisberger: Goodell. It is too early to go to bed. It's only 8:30 PM on a Friday Night. Let's go hit the bar Roger.

Roger Goodell: This isn't Lake Taho in Georgia Mr. Roethlisberger. This is NFL Big Brother. This is my kick ass slumber party. This is NFL Big Brother.

All of the house guests went to sleep. At 2:39 AM one guest had nightmares.

James Harrison: Don't fine me Roger Goodell. Don't fine me Roger Goodell. Ahh a spider!

Martavis Bryant: I got the spider James.

Bryant's brilliance was once again overshadowed by the flawlessness of Antonio Brown. Brown kept a Cobra from injuring all the house guests by slaying a snake that was part of Roger Goodell's slumber party.

Antonio Brown: I have had it with these motherfucking snakes at this motherfucking slumber party.

DeMaurice Smith: No not Justice. Who killed my pet Cobra justice?

Antonio Brown: DeMaurice why did you bring a cobra to a slumber party? I thought Roger Goodell was out to get us.

Roger Goodell: I'd suspend you Antonio, but you are on my Fantasy team on Draft Kings.

Ben Roethlisberger: I cannot believe you condone gambling Roger Goodell. You are disgrace Goodell.

Le'Veon Bell: Have you tried Josh Gordon hush hush? It's a new marijuana brand sponsored by Josh Gordon.

Roger Goodell: I should have kept your suspension at 3 games Bell. Reducing it to two games was a huge mistake on my end.

Heath Miller: Heath Miller Smash!

As Heath Miller smashed the titanium walls of Roger Goodell's home. The Steelers ran for it with 1 second to go before their have not punishment was over. Goodell decided not to punish Heath Miller after Miller put a wall in his home.

Julie Chen: House Guests it is time for the Nomination ceremony. All teams must report to me immediately.

All 29 teams reported to the game. Everyone expected Eli Manning to nominate 2 NFC Teams. What he did was a huge surprise though.

Julie Chen: Welcome to this nomination ceremony. The New York Giants must nominate two teams to play in the Power Of Veto game this weekend.

Eli Manning: The New York Giants have decided to nominate the Atlanta Falcons and the Dallas Cowboys for eviction. These are the only 2-0 teams playing each other this week in head to head play. Also these are the same two teams that caused the Giants to start 0-2.

Tom Coughlin: I told Eli to nominate my old team the Jacksonville Jaguars and the New England Patriots. Why didn't Eli listen to me?

Julie Chen: Alright Atlanta and Dallas both of you have been nominated to play in the power of veto game.

Matt Ryan: I know Eli is pissed about us beating the Giants on his home turf. He didn't have to nominate the Falcons though. We could have worked something out by doing charity work together.

Jerry Jones: Eli nominates us just when Dez Bryant and Tony Romo are injured. Nominating us at that point is like beating up an old man without a cane.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. The Atlanta Falcons or Dallas Cowboys will start 3-0. Will Jerry Jones turn his back against the Super Manning Brothers. Also which other NFC East Member may be in jeopardy of getting kicked out. Tom Brady forms an alliance called The Brady Bunch. Who joins Brady on his 9 man team to combat the Super Manning Brothers. Plus who gets evicted. Find out all of that next time on NFL Big Brother.

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