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2015 NFL Big Brother Week 4 Eviction

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 10/6/2015

Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. The Cleveland Browns put up the Denver Broncos and the Minnesota Vikings in the Power Of Veto game. With Denver winning, Cleveland has to put a new team up on the block. One team did start 0-4 and we will reveal and evict that team later in the Power Of Veto nomination ceremony.

Matthew Stafford: Calvin you need to catch the ball with two hands.

Calvin Johnson: Kam Chancellor made a great play and I bailed you out since you overthrew that pass.

Matthew Stafford: Whatever Calvin. We need to go pack our bags and then report to Martin Mayhew.

Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson informed the Detroit Lions that they needed to pack their bags. Because the Lions were going to get evicted for starting 0-4. Meanwhile Matt Millen the former Lions GM met up with Martin Mayhew.

Matt Millen: What do Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin and Lions GM Martin Mayhew have in common?

Martin Mayhew: What do we have in common?

Matt Millen: You both got fired get it. Bang that was a good one.

Martin Mayhew: You fucking shot me. Why did you shoot me?

Matt Millen: Detroit is 0-4 and I want to be the Lions GM again. I agreed to let Roger Goodell have a kielbasa party with me if he gave the Lions a tough NFL Schedule so I could come back as GM and save this team. I gave you a tranquilizer dart so you will live Martin.

Martin Mayhew: I don't know what's going on man.

Martin Mayhew said his final words like Will Ferrell in old school before passing out from the tranquilizer dart. At this point Matt Millen resumed his duty as General Manager of the Detroit Lions.

Diddy: Yo Calvin what's going on?

Calvin Johnson: Diddy we got inform Martin Mayhew that the Lions got evicted from the game.

Diddy: Can I follow you. I cannot be any worse than Kam Chancellor.

Calvin Johnson: Fine let's go.

Diddy and Calvin Johnson went on and searched for Martin Mayhew. Meanwhile Matthew Stafford found Martin Mayhew with a tranquilizer dart after Matt Millen left the incident.

Matthew Stafford: Martin who did this to you? Answer me. I need your sage wisdom because Jim Caldwell sucks.

Stafford contacted the authorities. Instead CBS personalities Gibbs from NCIS and the Mentalist showed up.

Gibbs: None of the other A holes from tonights brand new episode of NCIS could show up so I wonder who my new partner will be for this case.

The Mentalist: Yo Gibbs. They call me the Mentalist.

Gibbs: I need a real name.

The Mentalist: I was known as Patrick Jane on The Mentalist due to my ability to see the future.

Gibbs: Well did the future tell you NCIS would be on the air longer than The Mentalist?

The Mentalist: No I thought our show would last longer. When we look at this case its either O.J. Simpson with the Heisman Trophy in the Kitchen, Aaron Hernandez in the Lions bedroom, Tom Brady with a needle to deflate footballs in the nominations room, or Bill Belichick in the Big Brother diary room with his NSA like cameras. That's what the future tells me Gibbs.

Gibbs: The Mentalist stopped airing in February and unlike your show NCIS is still on CBS. You can catch a brand new episode tonight.

The Mentalist: You know Gibbs your being a total dick. You're being a bigger asshole that parted ways with the brunnette actress on NCIS.

Gibbs: This is obviously the work of Matt Millen. I can smell Millen all over this tranquilizer dart.

The Mentalist: It could also be Ndamukong Suh or Tim Tebow.

Gibbs and Patrick Jane left the investigation room to get a cup of Joe in the Big Brother kitchen. In the meantime Calvin Johnson and Diddy met up with Matthew Stafford, but former Lions GM Matt Millen stood in their way.

Matthew Stafford: Calvin? Did you see what they did to Martin Mayhew.

Matt Millen: Now you 0-4 morons have to deal with me again. This is gonna be fun Stafford and Johnson.

Calvin Johnson: Matt Millen you need to go to church on Sunday and pray to Lions fans because if you remained GM up until 2010 I would have demanded a trade.

Diddy: Isn't shooting Martin Mayhew with a tranquilizer dart a hate crime.

Calvin Johnson: I believe it is.

Matt Millen: I don't have to take that from Kayne West. This asshole says he is Diddy, but he looks like Kayne West plus everyone knows Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time.

Diddy: Oh it's on. Calvin Johnson go into Megatron Robobeast Mode.

Calvin Johnson: Megatron Robobeast Mode engage.

Calvin Johnson destroyed Matt Millen. After the coffee break between Gibbs and The Mentalist ended, the two went upstairs hoping to confront the Robobeast that is Megatron.

Gibbs: I thought it was Millen I cannot believe it was Calvin Johnson.

The Mentalist: I'll use my psychic powers to defeat Megatron Robobeast and then we will see what happens.

Gibbs: Your psychic powers will never work.

The Mentalist: I'll make a believer out of you.

The duel between Calvin Johnson in Megatron Robobeast mode and The Menalist took place for hours. Calvin Johnson was able to make Julie Chen pass out in Megatron Robobeast mode, but the Mentaltist managed to summon Godzilla and King Kong with his psychic powers as the trio of Godzilla, King Kong, and The Mentalist brought Megatron Robobeast back to Calvin Johnson's normal form.

Calvin Johnson explained everything to Gibbs. Calvin Johnson and Matt Millen were both taken into custody by Gibbs. After Johnson and Millen were seen hand cuffed from NFL Big Brother Julie woke up.

Julie Chen: House Guests It is time for the Power Of Veto ceremony. All 28 teams left in NFL Big Brother need to report to the nomination room now.

The 14 AFC Teams and 14 NFC Teams reported to the room. Julie would announce the 0-4 team that was officially evicted before Peyton Manning decided what to do with the Power of Veto.

Julie Chen: Now that everybody is here I would like to officially announce that the 0-4 Detroit Lions are officially evicted from the game. The Lions will have a few minutes to gather their belongings and say goodbye before Peyton Manning decides what to do with the Power Of Veto.

Matthew Stafford grabbed his bags as the Lions exited the show.

Matthew Stafford: Seattle and Dallas were the first two NFC teams evicted from NFL Big Brother. We made the 2015 NFL Playoffs just like those teams and it is really disappointing that we did not get to see how things played out with our organization.

With Detroit officially exiting the Big Brother home, Julie continued the Power Of Veto ceremony.

Julie Chen: Now that the Detroit Lions are evicted it is time to find out what Peyton Manning will do.

Peyton Manning: I am going to use the Power of Veto to take the Denver Broncos off the block. Johnny Manziel it is time to pick another team to replace me.

Johnny Manziel: Alright, the Pittsburgh Steelers will replace the Denver Broncos following their week 4 loss to the Baltimore Ravens.

Julie Chen: Alright house guests. It is time to vote on whether to evict the Pittsburgh Steelers or the Minnesota Vikings.

All of the house guests voted. This was another nail bitter. We may have a tie on our hands. Let's go to Julie to hear the results.

Julie Chen: Cincinnati, Houston, Jacksonville, Tennessee, Buffalo, Miami, New England, and the New York Jets all voted to evict the Pittsburgh Steelers. Denver, Kansas City, Oakland, San Diego, Chicago, Green Bay, Tampa Bay, Carolina, and New Orleans all voted to evict Minnesota. Atlanta voted to evict Pittsburgh. The 3 NFC East teams voted to evict Minnesota and the 3 NFC West teams all voted to evict Pittsburgh. This means Cleveland will step in and evict someone.

Johnny Manziel: The Cleveland Browns were fortunate to have the tiebreaker this week. Unlike the Giants were not leaving things to chance with Pope Francis so we evict the Pittsburgh Steelers from NFL Big Brother.

Mike Tomlin: You know you wouldn't be in this position if Mark Barron didn't injure Ben Roethlisberger fool. Way to hand the AFC North to the 4-0 Bengals fool! Cincinnati may clinch home field thanks to your decision fool.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. The Houston Texans are the HOH. Texans GM Bob McNair and HC Bill O Brien talk about the quarterbacks in the 2016 NFL Draft. Six different NFL teams play in 3 different NFL games involving 1-3 teams with the three 1-4 teams in week 5 getting sent home. We will preview those games plus the AFC West quarterbacks play NFL Hot Tub Time Machine where Phillip Rivers leads the other 3 AFC West quarterbacks back in time to 1994. All of this and more next time on NFL Big Brother.

Teams Evicted From NFL Big Brother

Baltimore Ravens

Seattle Seahawks

Indianapolis Colts

Dallas Cowboys

Detroit Lions

Pittsburgh Steelers

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