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2015 NFL Big Brother Week 5 HOH

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 10/8/2015

Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. The Houston Texans are the new HOH. Also there are 3 1-3 teams with elimination games. The 1-3 Bears face the 1-3 Chiefs, the 1-3 Jaguars face the 1-3 Buccaneers, and the 1-3 Saints face the 1-3 Eagles. Also if the Browns lose to the Ravens, and the Bengals defeat the Seahawks to get to 5-0, the Cincinnati Bengals will lock up homefield in the Big Brother NFL Playoffs leaving 5 spots up for grabs.

Peyton Manning: Really, homefield goes through Cincinnati. Our alliance is falling by the day. First the Super Manning Brothers lost the Dallas Cowboys thanks to Pope Francis and now the Steelers are out of the game thanks to Johnny Manziel. To make matters worse the Chiefs and Eagles are both on the brink of being eliminated.

Tom Brady: Everything is coming to fruition Peyton. Your alliance is falling. If the Bears and Saints win your alliance will fall to 5 members and with J.J. Watt putting you and Oakland up for eviction means your alliance will fall to four. Even if the Bengals get home field I will still beat them because I am Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning: As long as Eli and I remain in this game we can kick your ass Brady. Isn't that right Eli?

Eli Manning: That's right. Denver, the Giants, the Chargers, and Redskins are still gonna be safe this week regardless.

Phillip Rivers: It's time for our have not punishment Peyton. Gather the other AFC West quaterbacks.

Peyton Manning: OMAHA!

Derek Carr: You said that 10 times in the first half of the Vikings game after not saying it all season. I watched the masonry you performed on tape.

Peyton Manning: Anybody that plays for the Raiders supports Masonry so don't come talking to Peyton about Masonry.

Alex Smith: Calm down Peyton you kicked my ass in week 2 and you didn't need to yell Omaha to do it? Let's go Rivers.

The 4 AFC West quarterbacks went to do their have not punishment. The 4 had to go through a hot tub time machine in order to fill their punishment as have nots.

Phillip Rivers: Did you bring the Kool Aid men for protection Alex?

Alex Smith: Why don't you ask my offensive line?.

Red Kool Aid Man: OH YEAH!

Blue Kool Aid Man: OH YEAH!

Yellow Kool Aid Man: OH YEAH!

Green Kool Aid Man: OH YEAH!

Purple Kool Aid Man: OH YEAH!

The Kool Aid Men guarded the time machine so that nobody would alter the future. The quarterbacks had to go back in time as a punishment.

Alex Smith: How come Derek Carr is wearing diapers?

Peyton Manning: We're in the year 1994 guys.

Phillip Rivers: Does that mean I can hook up with girls Peyton?

Peyton Manning: I'm the only one that can hook up with girls Rivers. In 1994 I'm 18-years-old, you are 13-years-old, Alex Smith is 10-years-old, and Derek Carr is 3-years-old.

Alex Smith: Something happened in the year 1994.

Peyton Manning: I committed to Tennessee in 1994. I'm not sure what else comes to mind..

Phillip Rivers: We served our punishment. Let's go inside Pacman Philip Rivers.

Pacman Phillip Rivers opened its mouth and let the other 3 AFC West quarterbacks travel in his mouth. Phillip Rivers hopped on to Pacman Phillip Rivers as Pacman Phillip Rivers destroyed the Kool Aid Men only to return to the Big Brother House.

J.J. Watt: You got some nerve eating the AFC West quarterbacks Phillip Rivers.

J.J> Watt freed the AFC West quarterbacks. Watt destroyed Pacman Phillip Rivers.

Peyton Manning: Thanks for saving us from Phillip Rivers. Way to hulk smash that asshole.

Phillip Rivers: You cannot nominate me because you evicted the Steelers, and J.J. Watt will pay for that when I win HOH.

J.J. Watt: Rivers, you've overstayed your welcome. If the Steelers beat you, I'm gonna put you up as a replacement nominee.

Julie Chen: House Guests It is time for the Nomination ceremony. All 26 teams must please report to the Big Brother room at this time.

The 13 AFC Teams and 13 NFC Teams reported to the room. It was there that J.J. Watt would decide to nominate for the Power Of Veto game.

Julie Chen: J.J. Watt please pick two teams to nominate for the POV game.

Matthew Stafford: Thank you Julie. The Houston Texans nominate the Denver Broncos and the Oakland Raiders for eviction. Peyton, you are a threat to the game so we have to evict you. Oakland your quarterback is the little brother of the biggest bust to ever suit up for the Houston Texans. That's why I nominated you guys for eviction.

Peyton Manning: You saved me from Pacman Phillip Rivers, it's not too late to change your mind. Put Brady up if the Cowboys win. Please at least consider it and be your own man.

Derek Carr: Once I defeat Peyton I can get one step closer to winning HOH and avenging my older brother who was drafted first overall by the Houston Texans in 2002.

Julie Chen: Alright Houston has nominated Denver and Oakland for eviction. One of these teams will be able to take themselves off the block.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. The Denver Broncos and Oakland Raiders play to avoid eviction. Plus which 4 teams fall to 1-4 and get evicted on NFL Big Brother. Find out which sports anchor reveals these 4 teams next time on NFL Big Brother.

2015 NFL Big Brother Week 1 HOH
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 1 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 1 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 2 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 1 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 2 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 2 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 3 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 2 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 3 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 3 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 4 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 3 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 4 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 4 Eviction

Teams Evicted From NFL Big Brother

Baltimore Ravens

Seattle Seahawks

Indianapolis Colts

Dallas Cowboys

Detroit Lions

Pittsburgh Steelers

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