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2015 NFL Big Brother Week 6 Eviction

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 10/20/2015

Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We are down to 21 teams. Tonight 5 more teams will get evicted narrowing this game down to 16. There will be 8 AFC Teams and 8 NFC Teams after tonight. On our next show, Scott Hansen will join us to announce the seedings for the first official NFL Big Brother Playoffs.

I'll reveal the teams that are getting evicted. Let's start with the Washington Redskins. Your team is 2-4 and you are now officially eliminated from the game. Maybe you guys would have lasted longer if you changed your team name.

Dan Snyder: Screw you guys. Our prestigious organization does not have to take this.

Washington left the game. Now there were 20 teams left. With 10 AFC and 10 NFC Teams it was time to find out who got evicted next.

Tom Brady: Another one bites the dust. The Super Manning Brothers are down to 5 members now.

Peyton Manning: Shut your damn mouth Brady. I got rid of the Cleveland Browns.

Tom Brady: Cleveland is still in the game until Julie says otherwise. Besides Cleveland sucks. The other 8 teams of the Brady Bunch are still in the game Peyton.

Julie Chen: The next two teams evicted from the game are the Chicago Bears and the Cleveland Browns. Tough break losing in overtime guys.

Matt Forte: I've got my bags packed. I just need to grab Jay Cutler.

Jay Cutler: Who stole Smokey The Bear? Smokey The Bear belongs to Chicago. I'm not leaving the game until I find out who did this.

Johnny Manziel: I'm gonna leave with dignity because I'm a bigger professional than Jay Cutler. Also does anyone notice that Cutler looks like Quasimoto from the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Phillip Rivers: My clone did it.

Phillip Rivers Clone: I took Smokey The Bear because we plan on filming a music video. Why so serious?

Peyton Manning: First off Rivers why the hell did you clone yourself and second, since you lost to Green Bay, you won't get to film your shitty music video.

Jay Cutler: I want to be in the video.

Phillip Rivers: Your going to be in the video Jay Cutler.

Julie Chen: You better hurry up and film your video because your teams are the next two evicted from the game.

Phillip Rivers Clone: Our video will be called Burn Down For What. It's going to teach people about Forest Fires.

Jay Cutler, Phillip Rivers, and the Phillip Rivers clone went to find Smokey the Bear so they could film the Burn Down For What music video.

Smokey The Bear: Jay Cutler put down that cigarette. Only you can prevent a forest fire.

Jay Cutler: Cigarettes have the power to burn things like your lungs and these woods over there. I don't really care about your forest fire advice.

Phillip Rivers: I think I'll grab Cutler's cigarette only to throw it in the woods. Let's find out what happens.

Smokey The Bear: Fire!

Rivers, Cutler, Rivers Clone, and Smokey The Bear continued to sing this as the outdoor area right outside the Big Brother House burned down. Eventually another Smokey managed to put out the fire.

Smokey The Vol: I put out the fire. Rocky Top Tennessee!

Peyton Manning: I'm totally buying this dog and adopting it. Watching the Smokey put out the fire was badass.

J.J. Watt: It was badass Peyton, but I believe the University Of Tennessee owns that Smokey.

Dave Hart: That's correct. The NCAA owns this dog. I'm Dave Hart the athletic director of Tennessee and Smokey is our property.

Peyton Manning: You NCAA assholes can always buy a new Smokey. It's not like you pay your best football players.

Dave Hart: Our student athletes come to Tennessee to get an education Peyton. You of all people should know that.

Peyton Manning grabbed Smokey and demanded that Rivers show him the cloning machine. Peyton cloned Smokey two times. After cloing Smokey so there would be two dogs, he grabbed both dogs and cloned them both so 4 dogs would show up.

Peyton Manning: Smokey who put out the fire is my dog. I'm also keeping two other dogs and naming them Omaha and Cooper. You can have the fourth dog you NCAA asshole.

Dave Hart: Fine. You didn't need to call me an NCAA asshole to make your point.

Peyton Manning: Jay Cutler and Phillip Rivers your both under arrest for starting a forest fire. I'm the sheriff and I'm giving you both life in prison. Also Phillip Rivers clone is getting the death penalty.

Phillip Rivers Clone: Why so serious?

Peyton Manning: Cutler, Rivers, Rivers piece of shit clone anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to hire an attorney except for Johnny Cochran since that asshole got O.J. Simpson out of jail.

Peyton arrested both Rivers and Cutler as Von Miller drove them down to the police station. The game resumed.

Julie Chen: Alright House Guests its time for the Power Of Veto Ceremony. All 17 teams must report to the nomination room immediately.

The 17 teams reported to the room. The teams were eager to see who would get evicted.

Julie Chen: Welcome everybody the New York Giants and Philadelphia Eagles played last night. The Eagles won the game. Philadelphia you have the Power Of Veto and the floor.

Chip Kelly: Thank you Julie. The Philadelphia Eagles are taking themselves off the block.

Julie Chen: Atlanta please pick a new team to nominate for eviction.

Matt Ryan: Alright we will put the Arizona Cardinals up as a pawn to go up with the Giants. I really cannot think of a second team to nominate for eviction.

Julie Chen: Alright House Guests, the New York Giants and Arizona Cardinals have been nominated for eviction. It's time to vote who to kick out of this game.

There were 14 teams allowed to vote. The Atlanta Falcons, the New York Giants, and the Arizona Cardinals were not allowed to vote. Atlanta was only able to vote in the event of a tiebreaker.

Julie Chen: Alright I'll go tally the votes. By a total of 10 votes to 4 votes, the New York Giants have been evicted from the game.

Eli Manning: Guys I really had a lot of fun here. It sucks the Giants came up one spot shy of a spot in the NFL Big Brother Playoffs, but that's the way it goes. Well done getting me out of the game after we nominated you for eviction Matt Ryan. That was a strong move on your part.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. With the Seattle Seahawks and San Francisco 49ers evicted from the game who becomes the next Head Of Household. Also Scott Hansen shows up to announce the games for the NFL Big Brother Playoffs. Also Dan Campbell calls out Walter Football and checks Rex Ryan's privilege. Will Bill Belichick video tape the Bills and Dolphins while their head coaches fight each other? All of this and much much more next time on NFL Big Brother.

Teams Evicted From NFL Big Brother

Baltimore Ravens

Seattle Seahawks

Indianapolis Colts

Dallas Cowboys

Detroit Lions

Pittsburgh Steelers

Kansas City Chiefs

Jacksonville Jaguars

New Orleans Saints

San Francisco 49ers

Tennessee Titans

Washington Redskins

Cleveland Browns

Chicago Bears

San Diego Chargers

New York Giants

2015 NFL Big Brother Week 1 HOH
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 1 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 1 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 2 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 1 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 2 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 2 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 3 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 2 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 3 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 3 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 4 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 3 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 4 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 4 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 5 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 4 Eviction
2015 NFL Big Brother Week 5 HOH		2015 NFL Big Brother Week 5 Eviction

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