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2015 NFL Big Brother Week 6 HOH

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 10/15/2015

Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We are down to 21 teams with the Houston Texans being the only team to have secured a spot in the final 12 as AFC South Champions for the Big Brother NFL Playoffs. With the New Orleans Saints losing to the Philadelphia Eagles to fall to 1-4, the Atlanta Falcons are the new HOH.

Matt Ryan: It's time for Atlanta to control this game. There are some 2-3 teams playing just to remain in the game this week. I have to do my best not to nominate those teams. If Seattle can beat Carolina at home, I will put the Panthers up as a replacement nominee.

Matt Ryan broke down his top secret strategy with Arthur Blank, but Blank had to protect his Home Depot franchise from an invasion of Lowes Homegoods Stores. In the meantime the Super Manning Brothers strategized their plan for the Big Brother NFL Playoffs with their alliance now down to 6 members after the Chiefs lost to the Chicago Bears. It didn't help that the Brady Bunch still had all 9 members of their alliance. With 15 of the 21 teams having some connection to either the Super Manning Brothers or the Brady Bunch it is safe to say that the 3 NFC North teams outside of the Detroit Lions along with the Carolina Panthers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and St. Louis Rams are flying under the radar. Tampa Bay and St. Louis both have bye weeks so those teams cannot be nominated for eviction this week. Things look very interesting at the moment.

Peyton Manning: Alright listen up there are 6 of us left. Three from the AFC West and 3 from the NFC East. Eli and I will take you through what will happen.

Eli Manning: That's right brother. I will mention the NFC Playoff Picture For NFL Big Brother in a bit and Peyton will mention the AFC Playoff Picture. Take it away Peyton.

Peyton Manning: Alright let's start off with the fact that there are 3 unbeatens left in New England, Denver, and Cincinnati. Last team to lose a regular season game gets home field and if any teams start 7-0 before the conference gets down to 6 teams, that team is automatically in. Houston already clinched a spot last week so lets assume that for now New England, Denver, Cincinnati, and Houston are the top 4 seeds. That leaves the 3-1 Jets, the 3-2 Bills, the 2-3 Raiders on a bye week in week 6, the 2-3 Chargers, the 2-3 Browns, and the 1-3 Miami Dolphins who fired Joe Philbin as their head coach as the only teams competing for a wild card spot.

Phillip Rivers: Well Peyton, if you lose to Cleveland, Atlanta can put you up for elimination as a replacement nominee. That would leave me and Oakland for the AFC West.

Peyton Manning: Atlanta probably wants Carolina out of the game. Were fortunate that the Falcons are the HOH this week.

Mark Davis: With the Raiders on a bye week we're guaranteed to be safe this week. You cannot say the same about San Diego, Cleveland, or Miami. Hopefully the Browns can defeat Denver giving us a shot at winning the AFC West. San Diego is probably the most likely to lose since they get Green Bay on the road.

Phillip Rivers: Well last time I faced Aaron Rodgers I beat him in San Diego. This year I lead the NFL in passing yards. Besides the football Gods want me to knock Oakland out of the game.

Peyton Manning: You don't know what the football gods want Rivers. You guys may knock out Oakland, but Green Bay could knock you out and that would free up the division for me. Eli tell the NFC East teams about the NFC.

Eli Manning: It is still too early to say with the NFC. Green Bay, Atlanta, and Carolina all still have 0 losses and Atlanta and Carolina are in the same division. This week I travel to Philadelphia to face the 2-3 Eagles on Monday Night Football and Washington plays Revis and the Jets a member of the Brady Bunch. Manning also gets a Brady Bunch member in the Cleveland Browns. If Miami and Cleveland lose the Brady Bunch will be down to 7 this week. Houston is in the Brady Bunch and they got a spot in the Big Brother NFL Playoffs so Tom Brady will still have J.J. Watt regardless of what happens. With Arizona and Atlanta as the only NFC teams in the Super Manning Brothers, that crew has a tight grip on everything in the NFL Big Brother house right now.

Chip Kelly: Are the Giants guaranteed the NFC East if I fail to beat them Robert Griffin III.

Robert Griffin III: Yeah!

Eli Manning: Just do your best guys. I may be the favorite, but your teams need to be competitive in this game.

The Super Manning Brothers meeting wrapped up. Meanwhile 4 former Atlanta Falcons head coaches met their new Lowes Homegoods Manager outside of the store.

Dan Reeves: My name is Dan Reeves. I manage the gardening and the plantation stuff at Lowes. I coached the Falcons to their only Super Bowl appearance in Super Bowl 33.

Jim Mora Jr.: Hopefully we find some kids looking for College gigs. I can sign those kids to scholarships at UCLA.

Bobby Petrino: Speaking of College Coaches, I coahced in College before the Atlanta Falcons hired me to be their next head coach.

Mike Smith: Unlike these A holes I got the Falcons home field in the NFC Playoffs twice. We also were on Hard Knocks for HBO in my final year as the Falcons head coach.

Bill Cosby: There is one reason you 4 former Falcons coaches came to Lowes. It's because you want to get revenge on Home Depot and that blank guy.

Mike Smith: You mean the Falcons owner Arthur Blank who runs home depot.

Bill Cosby: That's right Matt Ryan.

Mike Smith: My name is Mike Smith.

Bill Cosby: Whatever old guy. Your too old to coach the guy with the glasses looks like your daddy and Jim Mora Jr. and Petrino plan on committing recruiting violations zippity boppity boop.

After meeting at Lowes the crew set sale to invade home depot. The crew did a great job taking care of most of the home depots. There was still the one in Downtown Atlanta near the Falcons stadiums in downtown. However this Home Depot was getting a ton of attention from Donald Trump who told a joke with very poor taste.

Donald Trump: What do Bernie Sanders and the immigrants who work at Home Depot have in common? Neither belongs in America. Get it!

Arthur Blank: Mr. Trump, I must advise you to leave. There is no place at Home Depot or the Falcons organization for your insensitive comments. Please don't make me call security.

Donald Trump: I want to go to a Hardware store, but Lowes was closed and every other Home Depot was demolished by a random crew.

Arthur Blank: Alright relax Mr. Trump. Your not the Donald. I'm calling J.J. Watt since the Texans are the have nots after losing to the Colts on Thursday Night Football without Andrew Luck.

J.J. Watt: J.J. Watt reporting for duty sir.

Arthur Blank: J.J. we got a huge problem someone is trying to destroy my Home Depots.

Donald Trump, Arthur Blank, and J.J. Watt went to fight this enemy trying to run Home Depot and the Atlanta Falcons good name. Donald ran into Jim Mora Jr. and Bobby Petrino who tried to recruit one of Arthur Blank's grandsons who is in high school to come play for them in College as payback for getting laid off by the Falcons. To think both UCLA and Louisville were trying to recruit Arthur Blank's All American grandson for High School Football to College is just insane. J.J. Watt ran into one of the Villains as well.

Mike Smith: Back off J.J. Watt. Us former Falcon head coaches have business deals to make.

Watt did not back off. A brawl between Watt and Smith took place. Watt was even curious about how the Texans got cursed by HBO and then convinced Mike Smith that HBO and not the Falcons was responsible for him being fired. Smith immediately bolted before Watt tackled him. Watt would run into another foe seconds later.

Dan Reeves: J.J. Watt back off. You have to go through me to get to the crews leader that is rebelling against Home Depot.

J.J. Watt: I already took care of Mike Smith. Don't make me take care of you.

Dan Reeves: Bring it J.J. Watt.

Reeves and Watt fought. Reeves had the upper hand early, but Watt wore him down. It looked like Watt would deliver the final blow before Trump showed up dragging both Jim Mora Jr. and Bobby Petrino next to Mike Smith. Watt lost focus and Reeves had a chance to flee, but Arthur Blank showed up to corner Reeves.

Arthur Blank: The game is over Dan Reeves. I know all of the former Falcons coaches are working together. Who is your leader? Wade Phillips?

Dan Reeves: Nope. The one known as Cosby is in charge.

Arthur Blank: You mean Bill Cosby. Who has been accused of these rape charges in the news as of late.

Dan Reeves: Yep. That Bill Cosby was our manager at Lowes Homegoods. We were losing Bill Cosby money and he wanted to get us to team up to get revenge on you. Sorry we screwed up boss.

Arthur Blank: Why do you think I fired you and the other three coaches. Get in line with the other three coaches. J.J. and Donald you guys are coming with me to fight Bill Cosby.

Dan Reeves: Yes sir.

Matt Ryan: I'm here to make sure nobody among the former Falcons coaches escapes Arthur Blank. Donald Trump and J.J. Watt take good care of Mr. Blank.

Mike Smith: Hey Matt what's going on.

Matt Ryan ignored his former head coach. Arthur Blank, Donald Trump, and J.J. Watt headed off to fight Bill Cosby to keep him fro destroying the final Home Depot store. As the crew found Bill Cosby he grabbed a random chick.

Random Chick: Ahhh Dad help.

Donald Trump: Don't do this Bill Cosby. If you put her down you can be my running mate in 2016. Do I need to mention how I have a great relationship with the blacks.

Cosby ignored Donald Trump and started climbing the top of the Home Depot building. J.J. Watt began to climb the building too. Arthur Blank wanted to send a Swat team to take out Bill Cosby, but Trump wouldn't let him with Cosby carring Ivanka.

J.J. Watt: Let her go Bill Cosby this fight is between us.

Bill Cosby: J.J. Watt you're a big stinky Doo Doo head.

Bill Cosby threw Ivanka in Watt's hand, but Cosby kicked Watt and Ivanka off of the 50 story building. Watt managed to save Ivanka in Terminator style, but this enraged Bill Cosby as he started grabbing chairs and buckets of paint. Cosby began drinking brown buckets of paint and demanding more chocolate pudding. All of the sudden out of nowhere, Dan Quinn showed up with a snack pack.

Dan Quinn: Bill. I got some pudding let's talk.

Bill Cosby: I don't want no snack pack. I want me some Jello Puddin. Zippitty Bobbity Boop.

Dan Quinn: Come on Bill. We'll go out and get some Jello Pudding. Let's talk about this like men Cosby. Don't make me say Hey Hey Hey like Fat Albert.

Bill Cosby: Jello Puddin time. Zippitty Bobbity Boop.

Bill Cosby jumped down eager for some pudding. He decided to pick a fight with Dan Quinn. Moments after punching Quinn, Quinn summoned a par more powerful force that delivered the knockout punch to Bill Cosby saving the Home Depot from imminent doom.

Mr. Clean showed up and schooled Bill Cosby. Mr. Clean gave Cosby some puddin. Clean gave Cosby the Puddin your ass in prison pudding. After saving the city Mr. Clean refused to clean up the city unless he could sing the National Anthem when the Super Bowl came to Atlanta when they were done with the new stadium. Arthur Blank reluctantly agreed.

Julie Chen: Alright House Guests it is time for the nomination ceremony. Where the hell is Atlanta?

Julio Jones: Matt Ryan and the rest of the Falcons are on their way back from a mission. Arthur Blank had an emergency crisis with Home Depot. Everyone is okay now, so as acting HOH until Matt Ryan gets back, I would like to announce on behalf of the Atlanta Falcons that Atlanta will nominate the New York Giants and the Philadelphia Eagles for eviction.

Julie Chen: Is this final?

Before Julio Jones could say yes, Matt Ryan showed up to consult Julio. This may have been the most random moment this season on NFL Big Brother.

Matt Ryan: Did you nominate the Giants and the Eagles for eviction?

Arthur Blank: Yes Julio, did you nominate the Giants and Eagles for eviction?

Julio Jones: Yes I did. Thanks for putting faith in me.

Matt Ryan: That's what we do Julio. Anyway Julie we nominated the Giants because they put us up for eviction and the Eagles need to get rid of Chip Kelly.

Arthur Blank: You guys need to get to practice after this nomination Ceremony.

Dan Quinn: I will escort Matt Ryan and Julio Jones to practice after the nomination ceremony.

Arthur Blank: Thank you Mr. Quinn.

Julie Chen: Alright House Guests it looks like the New York Giants will face the Philadelphia Eagles in the Power Of Veto game in week 6.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. An NFL team manages to lure Smokey The Bear away from Chicago. How many of the 3 loss teams won this week to remain in the game? Also find out whether the Giants or Eagles takes themselves off the block. Can the Eagles remain in the game even if they lose to the Giants if they get less votes than the replacement nominee? Find out the answers to all these questions next time on NFL Big Brother.

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