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2015 NFL Big Brother Week 8 Eviction
Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We are down to 15 teams. Tonight we will narrow it down to 10 teams.
Bill Belichick: Every 7-0 team that advances to the AFC and NFC Semifinals can kiss the rings. Feel free to kiss my Super Bowl Rings.
Peyton Manning: I don't need to kiss your rings because my legacy isn't tainted. Did you hear the Broncos got Vernon Davis today?
Andy Dalton: Man those rings taste good. Peyton Manning: Kissing those rings is gonna bring you bad luck Andy. Andy Dalton: No it's gonna bring me good luck. I'm gonna take you down in the next round before an honorable duel with Sir Thomas Edward Patrick Of Brady. Isn't that right Tom?
Tom Brady: That's right Prince Andrew Grant of Dalton. Peyton Manning: Dalton you're better than Brady, but you won't be me. You don't need to sound like a dork playing Dungeons and Dragons. Andy Dalton: Do not talk to The Red Rifle like that Peyton. It's time for Jeopardy which will air immediately after this Papa John's Commercial.
John Schatner: Papa John's The Official Pizza Of The Pittsburgh Steelers. Peyton Manning: What the hell was that? The Steelers are out of the game. John Schatner: When Michael Moore ate me he made me realize what an asshole Peyton Manning was. After I narrowly avoided becoming poop, I reflected on how to replace Peyton Manning and then it hit me. Team up with the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Mike Tomlin: Why represent Peyton Manning fool when you can represent a team fool. We got more Super Bowl rings than any other team fool. Peyton Manning: What an ass. Tomlin and Papa John's can go to hell.
Alex Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Tonight we have 3 contestants competing to be the new backup to Brian Hoyer on the Houston Texans. In 3rd place with -$3000 Tom Savage.
Tom Savage: Hi Alex. Who is this other Savage? Alex Trebek: In second place with -$200 dollars is Fred Savage
Fred Savage: Hi Alex. I'm looking forward to winning like on my new show The Grinder. Alex Trebek: And finally in first place with $0 is Sean Connery.
Sean Connery: You know who I've been grinding Trebek? You're mother. Alex Trebek: Lovely. Let's get started with double jeopardy. Tonight's categories are Potent Potables, The Uprle People Eaters, Super Bowl Winners, WAGs, and Quarterbacks Named Brady. Tom Savage you have the board. Tom Savage: I'll take History Of The Pitt Panthers for $800 dollars. Alex Trebek: Alright I guess it is your turn Fred Savage. Fred Savage: I'll take The Land Before Time For $800 dollars. Alex Trebek: Oh boy. I guess that leaves us with Mr. Connery. Sean Connery: I'll take Super Balls and Weiners for $400 dollars. Alex Trebek: Alright Super Bowl winners for $400 dollars. This team defeated the defending Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks to win Super Bowl 49? Tom Savage: Who is the Houston Texans? Alex Trebek: No, the Houston Texans have never even been to an AFC Championship game. Fred Savage. Fred Savage: Who is the Indianapolis Colts. Alex Trebek: No, were looking for the team that beat the Colts in last years AFC Title Game. Sean Connery: Who is Tom Brady? Alex Trebek: No, we were looking for the team Tom Brady played for and it was the New England Patriots. None of you got the question right. Let's go with quarterbacks named Brady for $400 dollars. Just say Tom Brady and you get points. Sean Connery: Who is Brady Quinn. Alex Trebek: No, you have the board Tom Savage. Tom Savage: I'll take Wags for $2000 dollars. Alex Trebek: Olivia Munn is dating this Green Bay Packers quarterback. Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery do you have a response? Sean Connery: You know who wags their tail Trebek. Alex Trebek: Who Sean? Sean Connery: Your mother. Alex Trebek: Alright. That's it. Let's go to Final Jeopardy. The category is Raiders of the Lost Arc. Just tell us the First name of the Raiders NFL team. Alright times up let's see what you wrote down. Tom Savage: Who are Raiders of The Lost Arc. Alex Trebek: Tom Savage wrote down Raiders Of The Lost Arc and he wagered every dollar on his rookie NFL contract with the Houston Texans. Next we go to Fred Savage. Fred Savage: Who are the LA Raiders? Alex Trebek: No, that's incorrect. He wajored $8,000 dollars he didn't have and now we turn to Mr. Connery.. Sean Connery: Who are the Oakland Raiders. Alex Trebek: You wrote down Oakland Raiders. That's correct. I'm proud of you Sean. And you wagered. Sean Connery: Panties. Because we're talking about Raiders. Panty Raiders get it Trebek. I raid your Mother's panties constantly Trebek. Alex Trebek: Alright. That does it for celebrity Jeopardy. I have to buy an alarm to keep Connery from going Bill Cosby on my mother good night. Peyton Manning: That was without a doubt the worst episode of jeopardy ever. Andy Dalton: What are you talking about Peyton? That was awesome. Peyton Manning: No it wasn't. Bill please clear things up. Bill Belichick: It was awful. The final NFL team that gets to Kiss My Rings is the Carolina Panthers. Cam. I want you to get on your knees and kiss this Super Bowl 38 ring we took from the Panthers right here. Go on ahead and kiss it.
Cam Newton: No. Thanks to Denver's win there are now 3 NFC South teams in the final 8. Still think we're the worst division in the NFL. Peyton Manning: How are there 3 NFC South teams.
Aaron Rodgers: I'm pretty sure we're going home, but I'd like Scott Hansen to explain things one more time since I know it annoys you guys.
Scott Hansen: I'll be happy to break things down Aaron here at NFL Red Zone. The New England Patriots, Denver Broncos, and Cincinnati Bengals have all made the AFC Semifinals. The New England Patriots will either play the winner of the New York Jets or Houston Texans playoff game in the next round. Denver will play Cincinnati in the Semifinals. In our NFC Bracket. The 2 seed Carolina Panthers are the only 7-0 team thanks to Denver's win over Green Bay. The 8 seed Tampa Bay Buccaneers move on to face the 2 seed Carolina Panthers in the next round. The winner of the Vikings VS Cardinals game will face Atlanta in the other NFC Semifinals game. Peyton Manning: Thanks to me. Winning the Big Brother Bowl will be a delicious piece of cake. Tom Brady: The NFC South is much stronger this year Peyton. Since Matt Ryan was in The Brady Bunch he will get my vote over you if you make the finals and face the Falcons in the Big Brother Bowl. Atlanta will get their Super Bowl 33 revenge on Denver and Dan Reeves will laugh at you and John Elway like the dog in Duck Hunt who is a million times better than that piece of shit Smokey. Peyton Manning: You don't get to talk to Smokey the Vol like that Brady. Take that back Motherfucker. Omaha! Tom Brady: Bite me Manning. Bill Belichick: Good stuff Manning and Brady. Save this energy for week 12 Tom. Tom Brady: Yes Coach Belichick.
Aaron Hernandez: I was Albert The Gator for Halloween. Albert The Gator cuts Smokey's Vol Balls off and then feeds those tiny balls to Nick Saban.. Peyton Manning: Fuck you Aaron Hernandez. I hope O.J. Simpson stabs you with his Heisman Trophy. Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We had 5 more teams evicted tonight. The Buffalo Bills, Oakland Raiders, Green Bay Packers, and St. Louis Rams have all been evicted from the game.Teams Evicted From NFL Big Brother
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