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2015 NFL Big Brother Week 8 HOH




Posted By: Chris Ransom on 10/31/2015


Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We are down to 15 teams. We're about to reveal the next team evicted from the game.


Scott Hansen: That's right Julie this just in. The new Head Of Household is the New England Patriots. The Patriots and Atlanta Falcons are in the final 8. This means the Miami Dolphins are officially eliminated from the game and that 12 other teams are battling for 6 spots for the AFC and NFC Semifinals right here on NFL Big Brother. Also the Green Bay Packers and Denver Broncos can both clinch spots in the next round with a win this Sunday. Carolina can clinch a spot in the next round with a win over the Indianapolis Colts on Monday Night Football. The final team that can clinch a spot is the Cincinnati Bengals. A win over the Steelers puts them in the Semifinals.


Julie Chen: That's right Scott, but New England is HOH. Bill Belichick you have the floor.


Before Belichick can announce who he is putting up for eviction, an angry Roger Goodell storms in the building. Roger Goodell demands to know who took down the gold shield and replaced it with a Halloween logo.


Roger Goodell: Who took a deuce on my Golden Shield and replaced it with this crappy Halloween logo?


John Schatner: I did we need to make it fun for Halloween. Also if you stop by my place I'll be giving out Pizza instead of Candy on Halloween. Come on Peyton let's go.


Roger Goodell: I'm not gonna say this again John. Don't fuck with my golden shield.


John Schatner: That's Papa John asshole.


Peyton Manning: Will you money grubbing hobos stop it and get a room. I need to make millions of dollars to provide for my family.


John Schatner: This is gonna be fun Peyton. You're gonna get to meet my good friend Tim.


Tim Tebow: Hey Peyton. I'm so honored to do a Papa John's commercial with you.


Peyton Manning: You're a disgrace Tebow. If you were a real quarterback you would have tried to Gator Chomp Elway's Asshole until he agreed to keep you as the starter. You're a little bitch Tebow.


John Schatner: Guys time for our commercial.


John Schatner: When I was growing up my mentor was my Papa. Let's be the best in our class let's be about quality. Papa John's is a family run pizzeria. Papa believes quality matters. Everything else is better when Pappa is in the house. Better Ingredients. Better Pizza.


Tim Tebow: Better Religion. Better Christianity.


Peyton Manning: Better Football.


John Schatner: Papa John's.


The commercial finally wrapped up and Bill Belichick was about to announce his nominees. Miami Dolphins head coach Dan Campbell complained about the commercial though.


Dan Campbell: You cannot mention religion in the commercial Brah! That's offensive to athiests BRAH!


Michael Moore: How dare you slaughter cows and exploit people into buying your pizza Pappa John's. You will pay for that.


Michael Moore ate John Schatner and immediately left the game. Moore had trouble getting through the door, but ultimately left.


Peyton Manning: Someone needs to steal Andy Reid's port-a-potty and loan it to Michael Moore because he's about to take a huge shit.


Von Miller: You mean poop Peyton. You cannot say shit in front of your kids. I'll handle this Peyton. Von Miller to save the day.


Peyton Manning: Thanks Von. Let's give it up for Bill Belichick. We need to know what's going on.


Bill Belichick: Thanks Peyton, I'm nominating the Green Bay Packers and your team for eviction Peyton. Winner joins the Patriots and Falcons in final 8. Loser goes home. Also Oakland or Tampa Bay can advance to the next round depending on what the Packers and Broncos do this Sunday.


Aaron Rodgers: Excellent!


Peyton Manning: Aw hell no. You're not imitating Mr. Burns from the Simpsons Aaron Rodgers. I've had to deal with this bullshit all season. First it was Mike Tomlin pretending to be Mr. T. Then I had to deal with RGIII pretending to be Little John from Chapelle's Show. The day you get to imitate Mr. Burns is the day I get a threesome with my wife and Olivia Munn.


Aaron Rodgers: Peyton. Relax! R-E-L-A-X!


As soon as Aaron Rodgers echoed those words, Peyton Manning immediately went to Big Brother timeout without apologizing. Aaron Rodgers cannot only motivate teammates by yelling Relax, but he can also put his competition in timeout just by echoing relax.


Tom Brady: Forcing Peyton Manning into timeout was very effective. I look forward to kicking your ass in the Big Brother Bowl.


Aaron Rodgers: Once I win my second Super Bowl and cause the Patriots to go 18-1 once again. I'll propose to Olivia and have a bachelor party with Gisele.


Tom Brady: That's it Rodgers you're fucking dead.


Bill Belichick: Calm down Brady either way this is a win win for us. If Green Bay wins we're gonna piss our way to the NFL Big Brother Bowl. If Denver wins the Championship is all but ours because the Packers are the only team that can beat us. I hope we play the Raiders so we can use the Go Tuck Yourself Rule. It will be like the Tuck Rule Brady except Derek Carr will drop back to pass and then he will throw the ball with forward motion, but the officials will rule it a fumble and we'll screw the Raiders out of another championship thanks to the Tuck Rule.


Tom Brady: That's brilliant coach Belichick.


Aaron Hernandez: Aaron Hernandez wants to wish you fools a Happy Halloween. Make good choices and avoid strangers.


Scott Hansen: That was an awesome episode of NFL Big Brother. We saw Roger Goodell, Papa John's, Peyton Manning, Tim Tebow, and the infamous Death Threat Gate scandal where Tom Brady threatened Aaron Rodgers. I'm Scott Hansen wishing you a Happy Halloween as I sign off from NFL Red Zone. I'll see you guys tomorrow in November.


Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. Bill Belichick just put Green Bay and Denver up for eviction. One of these teams must win the Super Bowl 32 rematch to avoid being evicted from the game. Will Aaron Rodgers or Peyton Manning emulate Brett Favre or John Elway. Tune in next time to find out.


Next time on NFL Big Brother. How will NFL Big Brother look after week 8? Will Michael Moore return to eat someone? And the Texans have a Savage VS Savage quarterback competition with Tom Savage and Fred Savage? Find out how the Savage's plan on earning a spot on the Texan's roster in the next edition of NFL Big Brother.



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