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2015 NFL Big Brother Week 9 HOH




Posted By: Chris Ransom on 11/5/2015


Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We are down to 10 teams. This week the Cincinnati Bengals are the new head of household.


Vernon Davis: I'm back in the game I'm back in the game.


Peyton Manning: Welcome to the Broncos Vernon. I hope you're ready to stop dickin around and catch some touchdowns.


Andy Dalton: It's time for the Meeting. A.J. Green, Tyler Eifert, Dre Kirkpatrick, Marvin Lewis, Tom Brady, and Matt Ryan place report to the room immediately.


Andy Dalton organizes the meeting.


Marvin Lewis: Guys I got one more member to add to the Brady Bunch. My old defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer.


Mike Zimmer: I'm happy to be here Coach Lewis.


Andy Dalton: I feel like we have too many members in our alliance.


Tom Brady: No Andy. Five members is perfect. It will be you, me, the Falcons, the Vikings or Cardinals, and then the winner of the Jets VS Texans game. The Falcons, Patriots, and Bengals are in the Final 8, and regardless of who wins the final 2 games in the first round of the NFL Big Brother Playoffs we will still have 5 teams in the Final 8. I'll be in the final 4 along with the winner of the Falcons VS Cardinals or Vikings VS Falcons. If Dalton can defeat Peyton Manning we won't have to deal with the Super Manning Brothers anymore with Peyton being the only member of the alliance left, plus we will have 3 members of our alliance in the Final 4.


A.J. Green: That's a good point Brady. It will be up to us to defeat Peyton Manning. The lone wolf of the Super Manning Brothers.


Tyler Eifert: Hopefully I can be the next Rob Gronkowski. I feel like I got a lot of rapport with Andy Dalton.


Tom Brady: I like you Tyler Eifert. You got a lot of potential. You will always be a mere mortal compared to Rob Gronkowski.


Andy Dalton: If Rob Gronkowski is so great how come we haven't seen him in the house yet.


Tom Brady: The New England Patriots have not needed to use Rob Gronkowski yet. Once we are in the Final 4 I will unleash Gronkowski and Edelman and show no mercy because this is a competition. I'm just making sure our alliance gets the furthest in this game so I got the votes to win.


Dre Kirkpatrick: The rapper Dre and I want to record a rap album on Revis Island. Darrelle Revis won't budge. Everyone knows I'm the best cornerback in the league right now. We need to get rid of the Jets and make sure the Texans advance so the game is easier for Cincinnati and New England.


Tom Brady: I agree. The Jets are our division rival. Houston will be much easier to defeat. I want to see the Buccaneers beat the Panthers in the next round. The Panthers have a good defense and it's good for the league to ee Jameis Winston win as the underdog.


Matt Ryan: Well said Tom. I'm gonna have to defeat one of my division rivals if I want to win the NFC assuming I can get by Arizona or Minnesota in the next round.


Bill Belichick: Good meeting. Let's wrap this up.


Genie: Hello Cincinnati. I will grant your NFL Team 3 wishes.


What will the Bengals wish for and who will try to take over the Minnesota Vikings. Stay tuned.


Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We're about to find out who the new owner of the Minnesota Vikings will be.


Seth MacFarlane: Hello. I'm Seth MacFarlane. I'm the creator of Family Guy. With all my money I've made off of Family Guy, I've decided to buy the Vikings. In just a few seconds I'll be unveiling the Vikings new logo.


The Minnesota Vikings unveiled their new logo. A lot of people too offense to the logo.



Adrian Peterson: What the hell is this new logo? Why is Chris Griffin from Family Guy on the Vikings new logo?


Seth MacFarlane: Adrian Peterson, it's the new logo. Isn't it an awesome logo?


Roger Goodell: No. This logo is awful. It looks like there is a Nazi symbol on the logo. I have to go back to my office and determine an appropriate punishment.


Seth MacFarlane: There's no Nazi logo on the new Vikings logo. Who stoned Roger Goodell. It's almost like he's smoking pot with Ricky Williams in the Amazon when making these decisions that affect the NFL's reputation.


We went back to the meeting. The Bengals were about to wish for three things.


A.J. Green: I wish for a hot Bengals anime cheerleader that wants to hook up with me.


Genie: Done. One anime chick coming up.


Bengals Anime Cheerleader: Oh A.J. Green. You're such a studmuffin. Can you score me some touchdowns tonight?


A.J. Green: Done. I can get some touchdowns tonight against Cleveland.


Tyler Eifert: I wish for a live pet tiger named Stripes The Bengal.


Genie: Done. One Pet Tiger named Stripes The Bengal coming up.


Stripes The Bengal: Stripes is hear to serve Tyler Eifert.


Tyler Eifert: Awesome. I got my own pet Bengal named Stripes.


Genie: You guys have one wish left. Andy Dalton do you have a wish?


Andy Dalton: I wish for my face to be on a tiger.


Genie: Done. Andy Dalton's face is now on a Bengal.



Andy Dalton: Roar! Roar! I'm a Bengal. I can run around the house and attack people. Heck even Coach Lewis can put me in on defense.


Marvin Lewis: Andy, instead of using your wish on a playoff win, you wished to turn into a Tiger. A motherfucking Tiger.


Andy Dalton: I'm a live Bengal Coach Lewis. You envy my inner Bengal.


Marvin Lewis: Andy, you're acting like a damn fool. This meeting is over.


The meeting ends. Roger Goodell has returned to decide what to do with the Minnesota Vikings.


Roger Goodell: After careful deliberation. The Minnesota Vikings are disqualified from the game.


Joe Buck: Joe Buck has to promote Family Guy in order to get paid by FOX. You cannot disqualify the creator from Family Guy.


Roger Goodell: You need to leave Joe Buck. Adrian Peterson if you pretend Seth MacFarlane is your kid and beat him. I'll let the Vikings stay in the game.


Adrian Peterson: Take this Seth MacFarlane. That's for getting Ziggy Wilf shitfaced. Take down your pants boy. I'm gonna hit you with a belt.


Seth MacFarlane: Alright. That's it. I'll change the Vikings logo back and get Joe Buck to leave the game. Please stop pretending I'm your son by beating me.


Roger Goodell: Adrian you can stop beating Seth now. Him and Joe Buck have agreed to leave the game. I won't disqualify the Vikings, but if anything happens you guys are on thin ice.


Julie Chen: House Guests. It is time for the nomination ceremony. With no Power Of Veto games this week, Cincinnati will have to nominate either the Jets or Vikings for eviction with Arizona and Houston on bye weeks.


The 10 remaining teams reported to the game. Everyone was curious to see whether the Bengals would nominate the Jets or Vikings for eviction with no Power Of Veto game this week.


Andy Dalton: We will nominate the New York Jets for eviction. The Vikings and Bengals have good rapport with Mike Zimmer being a former Bengal.


Scott Hansen: Since no two teams that are in NFL Big Brother are playing this week, that means that the New York Jets will face the Jacksonville Jaguars in the Power Of Veto game. If the Jets win nobody gets evicted this week and all 10 teams remaining in NFL Big Brother remain in the game. If the Jaguars win, the New York Jets will be evicted from NFL Big Brother.


Darrelle Revis: Are you kidding me? We have to win this Sunday.


Julie Chen: That's right Revis. It's win or go home.


Next time on NFL Big Brother. Will the Jets remain in the game or will they get evicted? This game is huge for the Jets. If they win, the Jets remain in the game and become the next HOH. If the Jets lose then they will get eliminated putting the Texans up against New England in the AFC Semifinals. Find out whether the Jets advance to the next round of NFL Big Brother. Next time on NFL Big Brother.



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