Posted By: Chris Ransom on 11/13/2015
Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We are still down to 10 teams. After this week we will be down to 8 teams.
Rex Ryan: I beat the New York Jets. I want back in the game.
Nick Mangold: Sorry Coach Ryan, but the Bills already got evicted from the game.
Rex Ryan: I'm not gonna take no for an answer. Drop and give me 20 Mangold.
Nick Mangold refused to do pushups for Rex Ryan. When Rex Ryan attempted to leave MetLife Stadium with the Jets to return to NFL Big Brother, Nick Mangold restrained him despite the Bills 22-17 victory over the New York Jets.
Darrelle Revis: Nick Mangold is the protector and guardian of Revis Island. Those who mess with Revis Island mess are gonna have to deal with Nick Mangold.
Nick Mangold: Exactly. Even though we lost this game, being HOH means the Texans will be eliminated this week and that whoever loses first between the Vikings and Cardinals also gets eliminated along with the Texans. Isn't that correct Julie?
Julie Chen: That's correct. The Texans may as well pack their stuff and go home. The AFC is set with the Jets facing the Patriots and the Bengals facing the Broncos. Scott Hansen will break down the games for the Final 8 next week.
Rex Ryan: Suck it Houston. That's what you assholes get for getting rid of me.
Nick Mangold: Calm down Ryan. Go get your thumb surgery. The doctors told me you will be ready for the week 11 game.
J.J. Watt: It was great to be on. Good luck to the remaining teams in The Brady Bunch.
Tom Brady: It was an honor having you in The Brady Bunch J.J. Once I defeat the Jets I will avenge your loss. Then my honorable duel with Prince Andrew Grant Of Dalton shall commence and that game will decide who goes to the NFL Big Brother Bowl and represents the AFC.
Peyton Manning: It doesn't matter which AFC team from the Brady Bunch wins. I'm going to the NFL Big Brother Bowl.
Roger Goodell: Guys we have a serious problem. Gary Betman is sending drones to MetLife Stadium unless we turn over the New York Jets over to Winnipeg. He's holding a press conference at the Barclay's Center right now to make the announcement official. I need the Jets to come with me to The Barclay's Center immediately.
The New York Jets headed over to the Barclays Center. When the Jets arrived there, Gary Betman made a huge announcement on the ice. The New York Jets and the rest of the NHL fans booed Gary Betman as he walked onto the ice.
Gary Betman: Welcome. Tonight I am proud to announce that New York will get a third NHL team as the New York Jets go to the Western Conference in the NHL while the Winnipeg Jets go to the AFC East. Please take a look at the scoreboard.
Roger Goodell: You need to change that logo back. I challenge you to a duel on the ice between the New York Jets and the Winnipeg Jets. Winner stays in the NFL loser gets deported to Canada.
Gary Betman: I accept, but it will be a penalty shootout with Doc Emerick commentating the shootout.
Roger Goodell: I agree. This wouldn't be a shootout without Doc Emerick. I wouldn't have it any other way. If the Winnipeg Jets want an NFL team they can go to the CFL.
Gary Betman: If you're gonna be like that then I'll send the New York Jets to the CHL if they lose the penalty shootout. I'll put the Jets in the Ontario Hockey League where they can face the Erie Otters. Then we'll bring back the Plymouth Whalers.
The crowd booed Gary Betman.
Roger Goodell: Alright let's raise the stakes. Winner gets to go to the NFL. Either the New York Jets get to lift the Stanley Cup or the Winnipeg Jets get to lift the Vince Lombardi Trophy. Loser stays in Canada to go to the CFL or the CHL.
Gary Betman: Agreed. We will call this event the Super Bowl Stanley Cup. It will be the first and only ever Super Bowl Stanley Cup. We will coach each team in this game.
Roger Goodell: Sounds good. Nick Mangold you will shoot first. Then Ryan Fitzpatrick will shoot. After that Revis will shoot. D'Brickashaw Ferguson will be the goalie.
Doc Emrick: Jets VS Jets. USA VS Canada. NFL VS NHL. Tonight it's the first and only ever Super Bowl Stanley Cup. Tonight the New York Jets will face the Winnipeg Jets for the right to be in the NFL. Joining me in the booth tonight is Luis Tirado Jr. of The Jet Press to commentate this epic sporting event with me.
Luis Tirado Jr.: Thanks for having me on Doc. It's a huge honor to commentate this game. I'm really nervous about D'Brickashaw Ferguson at goalie. Still I'm curious to see what the New York Jets can do on skates.
Doc Emrick: There will be no butt face off with Mark Sanchez that rivals the likes of the butt fumble. Still we will get a classy penalty shootout between the New York Jets and the Winnipeg Jets.
Nick Mangold: Mangold skated towards the net. He took a shot, but it was saved by Ondrej Pavelec.
Doc Emrick: What a save by Pavelec.
Bryan Little: Bryan Little skates towards the net. He would shoot and score.
Doc Emrick: SCORE. Winnipeg scores on a penalty shot. The Jets lead the shootout 1-0.
Ryan Fitzpatrick: Ryan Fitzpatrick fires the puck. Fitzpatrick managed to score.
Doc Emrick: SCORE. What a goal by Ryan Fitzpatrick. His first and probably only ever NHL goal Luis.
Luis Tirado Jr.: Yes, that was an excellent shot by Ryan Fitzpatrick. He displayed the same wrist shot accuracy with the hockey stick that he displays with his arm when firing first downs to Brandon Marshall and Eric Decker.
Andrew Ladd: As team captain, I have to get this goal. Dang it I hit the post.
Doc Emrick: Hits the post. Tough break for the Winnipeg Jets.
Darrelle Revis: Revis takes a slap shot. It's in the net. Yes, I scored. the people of Revis Island will be proud of this goal
Doc Emrick: SCORE. Revis with the goal. He picks apart Pavelec, and the New York Jets can beat the Winnipeg Jets if Blake Wheeler fails to score.
Ondrej Pavelec: Damn it. How could I allow such a careless goal.
Blake Wheeler: Blake Wheeler took a shot. D'Brickashaw Ferguson made the save and caught the puck with his glove..
D'Brickashaw Ferguson: Yes. The New York Jets win. The New York Jets win the penalty shootout. We get to keep our NFL team and the Winnipeg Jets have to remain in the NHL and go to the CFL if they want an NFL team.
Doc Emrick: What a save by the Brick Ferguson. He can be a stonewall left tackle and a stone wall behind the pipes. The New York Jets win the first and only ever Super Bowl Stanley Cup. What did you think of this game Luis?
Luis Tirado Jr.: That's why they call him "The Brick" Doc. I am so amazed and speechless by the New York Jets victory over the New York Jets. I'm not sure who will get booed louder when Gary Betman presents the Stanley Cup to Roger Goodell. This should be interesting.
Gary Betman: As commissioner of the NHL. I am proud to present the Stanley Cup to Roger Goodell and the New York Jets.
Roger Goodell: Roger Goodell skated around with the Stanley Cup. He kissed the cup and then threatened to fine any Jets that touched the cup.
The crowd booed Gary Betman and Roger Goodell before Revis tackled Roger Goodell only to watch Revis intercept the Stanley Cup.
Darrelle Revis: Darrelle Revis hoised the Stanley Cup and kissed it. Only to give the Cup to Ryan Fitzpatrick.
Ryan Fitzpatrick: Ryan Fitzpatrick hoisted the cup before giving it to his left tackle. D'Brickashaw Ferguson.
D'Brickashaw Ferguson: Ferguson lifted the Stanley Cup. He would kiss it until he gave the Cup to Nick Mangold.
Nick Mangold: Nick Mangold was the final Jets player to hoist the Cup. He kissed the Stanley Cup with joy before the commercials and credits rolled.
The New York Jets saved their NFL team. We would now resume things in the Big Brother House.
Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. Nick Mangold. I know the Texans are out of the game, but I still need you to nominate an NFC team for eviction. If that team wins they will move on, and if that team loses they will be evicted from the game.
Nick Mangold: Alright we nominate the Minnesota Vikings for eviction. We have a great relationship with the Arizona Cardinals since they are part of the Brady Bunch, plus Todd Bowles was a defensive coordinator with the Arizona Cardinals.
Julie Chen: Alright, if the Vikings beat the Raiders they will move on to the final 8. If the Raiders win, then the Arizona Cardinals will advance to the final 8. The Houston Texans got evicted tonight giving the New York Jets a spot in the final 8. Next time we will find out whether the Minnesota Vikings or the Arizona Cardinals lock up a spot in the final 8.
Next time on NFL Big Brother. Nick Mangold challenges Ryan Fitzpatrick to a friendly game of chess with the loser having to pull a prank on Todd Bowles. Chris Hansen confronts Scott Hanson. Who will win Hansen VS Hanson. Also, we find out which NFC team cracked the final 8. All of this and more. Next time on NFL Big Brother.