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2015 NFL Big Brother Week 11 Eviction




Posted By: Chris Ransom on 11/23/2015


Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We are now officially down to 7 teams. The New York Jets got evicted last time.


Chris Hansen: Jameis Winston. I'm Chris Hansen.


Jameis Winston: This is NFL Big Brother not To Catch A Predator.


Chris Hansen: This isn't about me it is about Legends Of The Hidden Temple. Come on Jameis this isn't about you it's about us working together. Take a seat come on Jameis.


Jameis Winston: The Buccaneers are going to Universal Studios to celebrate our win on Legends Of The Hidden Temple. We can discuss this later.


Scott Hanson: I'm so sorry younger brother. Maybe next time dude.


Chris Hansen: We're not related. I'm 56-years-old and you're 44-years-old. If we were siblings I'd be the older sibling. I'm Chris Hansen.


Scott Hanson: So I'm the younger brother. That actually explains a lot.


The Buccaneers boarded a bus to watch the Blue Man Group. Meanwhile Teddy Bridgewater took selfies with Cordarrelle Patterson to cope with his loss against the Packers.



Teddy Bridgewater: Look at how badass we are Cordarrelle.


Cordarrelle Patterson: Yeah we are total badasses.


Teddy Bridgewater: That was fun.


Adrian Peterson: I don't like losing. Let's go before I beat you so hard that your asses turn into hamburger meat.


Teddy Bridgewater: Take Cordarrelle back to Vikings headquarters while I do my Timberowlves selfie. I got Roger Goodell on speedial.


Adrian Peterson: Please don't call Roger Goodell. I'll be a good boy.


Adrian Peterson took Patterson back to Vikings headquarters. Meanwhile Teddy Bridgewater did his second selfie in a Minnesota Timberwolves football uniform.



Teddy Bridgewater: That was fun. It's time to head back to Minnesota before Coach Zimmer gets pissed at me LOL.


We headed back to the Big Brother room to find out what Atlanta's punishment was as the have not. Atlanta never served their have not punishment after losing to the Saints in week 6 and opted to serve it now.


Scott Hanson: Julie what is our have not punishment.


Julie Chen: You guys will be monitoring a chess game between Ryan Fitzpatrick and Nick Mangold in New York City.


Atlanta borded their flight to New York City. Meanwhile Tampa Bay finally arrived to Universal Studios to watch the Blue Man Group. Jameis Winston, Mike Evans, Vincent Jackson, and Doug Martin all presented their tickets at the gate.



Jameis Winston: I hope this show is good guys. Guys, who is your favorite member of the Blue Man Group?


Doug Martin: I don't know Jameis. They all look the same.


Mike Evans: Doug the play is about to start. Where's our refreshments.


Vincent Jackson: I got our refreshments. Plus some 3D Glasses.


The show started. The Blue Man Group did a ton of acts. However at the end of the day there was one bizzare act that stood out among the rest.



The Blue Man Group ate Capn Crunch. The Buccaneers were so outraged by this that they went to I Hop to discuss this after the show. Meanwhile Atlanta just got off the plane to New York. Matt Ryan began his walk to Central Park as the Buccaneers arrived at I Hop.


Vincent Jackson: I feel like we got robbed of our money. How low does the Blue Man Group have to stoop to. Eating Capn Crunch during one of their shows was an insult to the fans that pay to see them.


Mike Evans: Man this is bullshit. I want some Capn Crunch.


Vincent Jackson: I brought some regular Capn Crunch.


Jameis Winston: I brought some Peanut Butter Crunch back.


Doug Martin: I brought the Crunch Berries Capn Crunch.


Mike Evans: How did you get all those boxes of Capn Crunch.


Jameis Winston: Mike Evans when you went to the bathroom after the show we went backstage. We found some Capn Crunch backstage and took it.


Mike Evans: So you stole all the Capn Crunch like you did with the crab legs.


Jameis Winston: Pretty much. The Blue Man Group won't take it personally.


The group ate their Capn Crunch. Meanwhile Atlanta arrived to the scene to officiate a chess match between Ryan Fitzpatrick and Nick Mangold.


Matt Ryan: I'm about to officiate this game where are the two guys. Looks like I'm here now.



Ryan Fitzpatrick and Nick Mangold arrived. Fitzpatrick was white and Mangold was black. Despite this, Matt Ryan was officiating sideways with Mangold on his left and Fitzpatrick on his right.



Nick Mangold: Rats I lost.


Ryan Fitzpatrick: Good game Matt you can leave.


Matt Ryan served his have not punishment for Atlanta. The Falcons may have been 5 weeks late, but they made up for it. Both the Falcons and Buccaneers returned to the game later that night.


Demaryius Thomas: Peyton we need to talk.


Peyton Manning: Not now Demaryius I'm watching film on the Patriots.


Demaryius Thomas: Guys you can come in.


Von Miller, Aqib Talib, Gary Kubiak, John Elway, and Demaryius Thomas all confronted Peyton Manning setting up an intervention.


John Elway: Peyton you were like a son to me, but you were a son that failed to bring me a Super Bowl.


Gary Kubiak: You're a great guy Peyton, but you need to spend more time with your family. You're too damn competitive and Brock showed a lot of heart out there.


Peyton Manning: This is bullshit. I'm the best quarterback on this team.


Aqib Talib: Peyton do you now how many times I had to wipe your ass this season with interceptions. The secondary has done it's part we just need a quarterback and the team thinks Brock can get the job done.


Von Miller: It's Osweiler's 0 interceptions versus your 17 interceptions. I love you Peyton, you're a million times better, but this is Brock's team now. You can keep playing after this season, but you will have to play on a different team because Brock will start against New England and if he does well against the Patriots he will be this teams permanent starter.


Peyton Manning: If you guys bench me I'll sign with the Chiefs just to spite you. Favre did it when he was on the Packers when he went to the Vikings. I'll do it.


John Elway: I need you to go to Legends Of The Hidden Temple. Chris Hansen is here and he thinks something is up. Plus there will be another HOH game this week. Adam Schefter told me that Olmec is making Tim Tebow the legend this week and we need your inside info to cheat our way to HOH. Face it Peyton we have to stoop to the Patriots level to win. Brock comprehends that and you don't.


After the intervention ended between Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos we saw Chris Hansen confront Tampa Bay.


Chris Hansen: Jameis we need to talk. You see there is something going on at Legends of The Hidden Temple with Kirk Fogg and the Temple guards. I'm Chris Hansen.


Jameis Winston: Look man, I'm tired. Can't we do this tomorrow morning. I just had a long night.


Peyton Manning: Denver just gave me a god damn intervention. I'm so pissed. They said they are having another HOH game at the Temple this week.


Chris Hansen: Alright Peyton, I'm gonna put a monitor around you. When the Temple guards capture you assuming you win HOH, you will be monitored and I will be able to hear everything you do. I want you to place these wiretaps on everyone in the house so we can monitor what the Temple guards do. We will use this Legends Of The Hidden Temple game as a Sting operation. I'm Chris Hansen.


Peyton Manning: I'll put a wiretap on everyone except Tom Brady. I refuse to pat Brady on the back.


Scott Hanson: That seems like a reasonable request Peyton. How's it going older bro.


Chris Hansen: You will wiretap Tom Brady. In fact if you don't wiretap Brady we'll have TMZ play that video of you when you sat on a woman's face back at Tennessee. With all the shit the Patriots have done the Patriots should be wiretapped everywhere on their body from head to toe. I'm Chris Hansen.


Julie Chen: House Guests it is time for the Power Of Veto ceremony.


The remaining 7 teams reported to the eviction room.


Julie Chen: Carolina you guys won and you have the floor.


Cam Newton: Thank you Julie. Carolina will use the Power Of Veto to take ourselves off the block.


Scott Hanson: Since no other teams got nominated for eviction and since the Jets were already evicted earlier this week it means no more teams will be evicted in week 11.


Next time on NFL Big Brother. Who will win HOH in the second edition of Legends Of The Hidden Temple? Who stole the turkey from the Bears VS Packers game? Will the Blue Man Group get their revenge on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? All of these questions will be answered next time on NFL Big Brother.



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  1. Miami Dolphins



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