Draft With Us

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 11/20/2015

Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We are now officially down to 8 teams. Scott Hanson will now break down the remaining playoff games for the second round of the 2015 NFL Big Brother Playoffs.

Scott Hansen: I'm Scott Hansen and welcome to the live announcement of the NFL Big Brother Playoffs. Tonight I reveal which teams are playing each other in the Final 8.

Scott Hansen: We will start with the AFC teams. Then we will go to the NFC Teams.

Scott Hanson: Our first second round matchup features the 5 seed New York Jets and the 1 seed New England Patriots. The Jets defeated the Texans as an underdog before the Patriots slaughtered the Dolphins to win HOH in week 8. These two AFC East teams will play for a spot in the 2015 NFL Big Brother AFC Championship game on December 27, 2015 unless one team gets evicted before then. This 2015 NFL Big Brother AFC Championship is different from the AFC Championship game the Colts were in when Indianapolis lost the 2015 AFC Championship to the New England Patriots.

Scott Hanson: Our second second round AFC game of the 2015 NFL Big Brother Playoffs involves the 3 seed Cincinnati Bengals and the 2 seed Denver Broncos. Cincinnati defeated the Buffalo Bills as a 3 seed and the Denver Broncos defeated the Oakland Raiders as a 2 seed. These teams will play on December 28, 2015 in Denver with the winner getting a spot against one of the AFC East teams in the 2015 NFL Big Brother AFC Championship Game unless one of these teams gets evicted before then.

Scott Hanson: Now it is time to examine the NFC Teams.

Scott Hanson: Our first second round NFC game involves the 8 seed Tampa Bay Buccaneers who shocked everyone by defeating the Green Bay Packers and the 2 seed Carolina Panthers defeated the St. Louis Rams to get to the second round of the 2015 NFL Big Brother Playoffs. One of these NFC South teams will go to the 2015 NFL Big Brother NFC Championship game. The other will be sent home. Both of these teams meet on January 3, 2016 if neither team is evicted by the New Year.

Scott Hanson: Our other second round NFC game involves the 6 seed Minnesota Vikings and the 5 seed Atlanta Falcons.  The Vikings were the final team to advance to the final 8 when they defeated the Arizona Cardinals. Ironically enough the Falcons were the first team to advance to the final 8 when they defeated the Philadelphia Eagles in the first week of the 2015 NFL Big Brother Playoffs. The winner of this series will face an NFC South team in the 2015 NFL Big Brother NFC Championship Game. These teams will meet on November 29, 2015 in an elimination game if neither team is evicted before then.

Julie Chen: Alright thank you Scott Hanson. You had a big announcement to make.

Scott Hanson: That's right Julie, we're headed to Canton. The Final 8 teams are headed to Canton to play Legends Of The Hidden Temple because the Tennessee Titans and Jacksonville Jaguars were supposed to play for HOH, but neither team made it this far.

Tom Brady: I cannot wait to win HOH. This is gonna be awesome.

Peyton Manning: Fuck you Brady. I'm winning HOH and then I'm putting the Bengals up for eviction. Once the Cardinals win, I'll wait for the Jets to win or kick your ass in week 12 if the Jets get evicted this week.

The remaining 8 teams boarded the plane. All 8 teams arrived in Canton to play Legends Of The Hidden Temple with Nickelodeon Studios no longer existing.

Olmec: Legends Of The Hidden Temple.

Kirk Fogg: Welcome to Legends Of The Hidden Temple. With the New England Patriots being the final AFC Team without a loss doesn't that put them in the AFC Championship on NFL Big Brother.

Scott Hanson: I believe it does. Congrats New England. The Patriots will either host the Cincinnati Bengals or Denver Broncos in the 2015 NFL Big Brother AFC Championship Game. Can I tell the New York Jets what they won Kirk?

Tom Brady: I don't need to win HOH this week because as long as there are more than 4 contestants on the show I'll be safe.

Kirk Fogg: That's right Tom. With you advancing and the Jets out of the game. The other 6 teams will compete for HOH. Take it away Scott Hanson.

Scott Hanson: The New York Jets have won Nerf Airplanes. Unlike Paper Airplanes you can throw these foam airplanes outside instead of in the classroom.

Chris Hansen: Scott Hanson we're doing a special on game shows that give away illegal prizes. I'm Chris Hansen.

Scott Hanson: Wow so great to see you brother. Which one of us is the older sibling again?

Chris Hansen: We're not related. I'm Hansen and you're Hanson.

Scott Hanson: That's not what our viewers think. Anyway what illegal prizes do you think we are giving away.

Olmec: Seize Him Temple Guards. Chris Hansen cannot find out what Kirk and the Temple Guards did to previous contestants on previous shows of Legends Of The Hidden Temple.

Kirk Fogg: Let's edit that out and reshoot this show.

The producers of Legends Of The Hidden Temple Reshot the scene. The conversation between the Patriots going to the final 4 was edited out along with the confrontation between Scott Hanson and Chris Hansen. The Temple Guards took Chris Hansen away as take two of Legends Of The Hidden Temple was underway.

Olmec: Legends Of The Hidden Temple. Here's your host Kirk Fogg.

Kirk Fogg: Thank You Olmec. What NFL legend are we going to learn about today.

Olmec: The Legend Of O.J. Simpson.

Kirk Fogg: Alright Olmec. The 6 teams competing today will be? The Denver Broncos as the Blue Baracudas, the Cincinnati Bengals as the Orange Iguanas, the Minnesota Vikings as the Purple Parrots, the Carolina Panthers as the Silver Snakes, the Atlanta Falcons as the Red Jaguars, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as the Green Monkeys.

Alright our six teams will compete in the Moat challenge. The first 4 teams to cross the the other side of the Moat will advance. Are you ready? Get set go!

Andy Dalton: I made it across safely. Catch the raft A.J.

Peyton Manning: I'm drowning. God damn it.

Kirk Fogg: Looks like you have to go back and restart Peyton.

Peyton Manning went back to restart. The game continued.

Kirk Fogg: Alright Olmec. Adrian Peterson has crossed. So has Jameis Winston. Winston has gotten his raft to Mike Evans. Adrian Peterson is having trouble getting his moat to Teddy Bridgewater.

Adrian Peterson: Catch the damn raft Teddy.

A.J Green: I made it across. I hit the bell.

Kirk Fogg: The Cincinnati Bengals have advanced to round 2. We still need 3 more teams to join them.

Peyton Manning: I made it across even though my back hurts. Catch DeMaryius.

Tom Brady: It took you long enough you damn cripple.

Kirk Fogg: Matt Ryan and Cam Newton are both across for the Silver Snakes and Red Jaguars.

Demaryius Thomas: I hit the thing. We're the next team to advance.

Peyton Manning: Good job Demaryius. We should easily win the Steps Of Knowledge round.

Kirk Fogg: The two remaining AFC Teams have both advanced to The Steps Of Knowledge. This is gonna be an exciting finish. The Carolina Panthers, Atlanta Falcons, Minnesota Vikings, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers all need one more player to advance.

Here come the Red Jaguars and Julio Jones. The Falcons are in the next round. Carolina is way behind now despite their 9-0 record. Teddy Bridgewater is racing Mike Evans. This is gonna be a close one. The Green Monkeys advance. Tampa Bay moves on.

Our final 4 is set. We have the Orange Iguanas, the Blue Barracudas, the Red Jaguars, and the Green Monkeys advancing.

Matt Ryan: Jameis Winston you got really lucky to get this far. You're too clueless to succeed in the Steps Of Knowledge.

Jameis Winston: We'll see which NFC South team gets lucky in the next round. Good luck Atlanta.

Peyton Manning: Neither one of you yo yos are gonna get lucky. I'm gonna kick Dalton's ass and win HOH. Then I'm gonna make Olmec my bitch once I enter the temple.

Kirk Fogg: We have our 4. The Cincinnati Bengals playing as the Orange Iguanas are in the Steps Of Knowledge. The Denver Broncos playing as the Blue Barracudas are in the Steps Of Knowlege. The Atlanta Falcons playing as the Red Jaguars are in The Steps Of Knowledge. Finally the Tampa Bay Buccaneers playing as the Green Monkeys are in the Steps Of Knowledge.

Scott Hanson tell the Panthers and Vikings what they won.

Scott Hanson: Alright Carolina and Minnesota. You guys have won Wonka Nerds.

Kirk Fogg: Alright Olmec. Tell our 4 Teams about the Legend Of O.J. Simpson. One of these teams will have a chance to retrieve O.J. Simpson's Hall Of Fame Jacket which retrieves a Big Brother Hall Pass to keep them from getting evicted.

Olmec: Orenthal James Simpson was born on July 9, 1947. O.J. Simpson known as the Juice was born in San Francisco. Simpson played College Football at USC. He won the Heisman Trophy in 1968 before being drafted first overall by the Buffalo Bills in 1969.

Simpson won the Heisman by 1,750 votes which was the most in history. The #2 ranked USC Trojans faced Ohio State in the 1969 National Championship game where Ohio State ranked first overall. This team won 27-16.

After his tenure in Buffalo O.J. Simpson played with the San Francisco 49ers for two seasons before being inducted into the Pro Football Hall Of Fame in 1985.

O.J. had a promising career off the field as an analyst for NBC Sports Network. That came to an abrupt end after he was accused of killing Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown. Simpson ran from the police in a white bronco before being arrested. This ended the legacy that was O.J. Simpson.

Kirk Fogg: Where can our 4 teams find O.J. Simpson's Hall Of Fame Jacket and the NFL Big Brother Hall Pass?

Olmec: O.J. Simpson's coat pocket in his Hall Of Fame Jacket is where the NFL Big Brother Hall pass is at. The NFL Big Brother Hall Pass To Avoid Being Evicted After Being voted out can be found in the Tomb Of The Ancient Kings where O.J. Simpson's Hall Of Fame jacket is also at.

Olmec: What is O.J. Simpon's first name?

Tyler Eifert: Orenthal.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: Cincinnati Bengals strike first. They were the first team to Advance To The Steps Of Knowledge in the opening round.

Olmec: Where was O.J. Simpson born?

Jameis Winston: San Francisco.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Cincinnati Bengals tied at one. The Orange Iguanas and Green Monkeys are both 1 space ahead of the Blue Barracudas and the Red Jaguars.

Olmec: Where did O.J. Simpson play College?

Tyler Eifert: USC Trojans.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Orange Iguanas are one question away from going to the Temple Games.

Olmec: What year did O.J. Simpson win The Heisman Trophy?

Peyton Manning: 1968.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: Orange Iguanas with the Cincinnati Bengals players are 1 space away from advancing. Green Monkeys and Blue Barracudas 2 questions away from moving on. Atlanta has not answered a single question yet meaning that the Red Jaguars are in grave jeopardy of not going to the Temple Games unless they can turn it around.

Olmec: What #1 ranked team defeated the USC Trojans in the 1969 National Championship game against #2 USC?

Tyler Eifert: The Ohio State University.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Orange Iguanas are going to the Temple Games. Who will join them?

Olmec: Who drafted O.J. Simpson first overall in 1969?

Peyton Manning: Buffalo Bills.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Blue Barracudas are now one space away from joining the Orange Iguanas in the Temple Games.

Olmec: What year did O.J. Simpson get elected to the Pro Football Hall Of Fame?

Jameis Winston: 1985.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Green Monkeys and Blue Barracudas are both one space away from joining the Orange Iguanas in the Temple Games. The Red Jaguars have to get 3 questions correct in a row.

Olmec: Who did O.J. Simpson kill?

Peyton Manning: Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman.

Olmec: That is incorrect.

Kirk Fogg: The Blue Barracudas got it wrong. The Green Monkeys and Red Jaguars have a chance to steal.

Jameis Winston: O.J. got arrested in the White Bronco and he did go to trial, but was never convicted.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Green Monkeys with players on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers roster will move on to play the Orange Iguanas and the Cincinnati Bengals.

Peyton Manning: This is bullshit. O.J. was guilty.

Kirk Fogg: Scott Hanson tell the Broncos and Falcons what they won.

Scott Hanson: Alright the Denver Broncos and Atlanta Falcons both win a Denver Broncos Super Bowl 33 Champions VHS.

Peyton Manning: Nobody uses VHS anymore. Everyone uses DVDs.

Matt Ryan: Or Blue Ray players.

Julio Jones: This is bullshit. I cannot believe we did not get a single question in the Steps of Knowledge.

Kirk Fogg: It's time for the Temple Games. The Green Monkeys and Orange Iguanas will face off. The winner will go into Olmec's Temple for a chance to retrieve O.J. Simpson's Hall Of Fame jacket and a Big Brother Eviction Hall Pass.

Kirk Fogg: Alright the first Temple Game is If It Does not Fit you must acquit? In this game you must find gloves on the bottom and put those gloves on the top. The first team to put 5 gloves on the top will win a half a pennant.

Andy Dalton: Yes I got one up. The Cincinnati Bengals threw one up.

Jameis Winston: Touchdown! I threw it up and scored without climbing up.

Kirk Fogg: This game is tied at 1-1 with 43 seconds to go. A.J. Green and Mike Evans both have gloves now.

A.J. Green: Alright the Bengals lead 2-1. This is awesome. Come on Andy.

Mike Evans: Alright I got it up. The game is tied at 2 now.

Kirk Fogg: This game is tied at 2-2 with 35 seconds to go. Tyler Eifert is now climbing up with a glove. Jameis Winston also about to get his second rep in.

Tyler Eifert: I finally got the glove.

Jameis Winston: Touchdown! I threw it up and scored without climbing up.

Kirk Fogg: Buccaneers now lead 3-2. They have 27 seconds left.

Andy Dalton: Come on Tyler, I need you to get it up.

Mike Evans: Alright. One more throw Winston.

Kirk Fogg: Buccaneers now lead 4-3. Andy Dalton and Jameis Winston have both picked up gloves. Dalton is climbing up and Winston will throw again.

Andy Dalton: I threw one up. It's up to you A.J. Green.

Jameis Winston: Touchdown! I threw it up and scored without climbing up. We win.

Kirk Fogg: There is one second left and we know our winner. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have won a half pendant of life.

Kirk Fogg: Our next challenge is called Trojanman. You must put a Trojan Condoms helmet on your head. You must drag the helmet back to your side. Then your teammate must put on the other helmet and drag it back

Andy Dalton: I cannot get this helmet on. This helmet is being a bigger piece of shit than J.J. Watt.

Jameis Winston: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Kirk Fogg: The Green Monkeys are alway halfway done. There are 30 seconds left.

Andy Dalton: Finally got the helmet on.

Mike Evans: I got helmet on. WEEEEEEEEEE!

Kirk Fogg: Alright that’s it. The Buccaneers win a half a pennant. Alright whoever wins this final challenge wins a whole pennant. This challenge is called the Juice is loose. You must grab a glass of Orange Juice and drop it into your bucket. The team with the most juice in their bucket will advance to the Temple to retrieve O.J. Simpsons Hall Of Fame Jacket as we strip him of his title in Canton.

Dalton and Winston both rushed with 2 glasses of Orange Juice and poured those cups into the bucket without spilling. A.J. Green and Mike Evans both got their glass across. Tyler Eifert came in hoping the Bengals would have more stamina. Jameis Winston added 2 more glasses to give Tampa Bay 6 before Eifert tied it up. Mike Evans ran past Dalton to give Tampa Bay an 8-6 lead. A.J. Green attempted to tie it at 8, but Mike Evans got all 10 glasses of Orange Juice. Tampa Bay and the Green Monkeys won the full pennant.

Kirk Fogg: It looks like the Green Monkeys are going to Olmec's Temple, but first back to Scott Hanson to tell us what the Bengals won.

Scott Hanson: Alright the Cincinnati Bengals have won Tiger Electronics.

Kirk Fogg: Alright that's it. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers/Green Monkeys are this weeks HOH. If they win O.J. Simpson's gold Hall Of Fame Jacket within the right time they will free Chris Hansen and get a Big Brother Hall pass.

Even if they fail they still get to to keep two Xbox One's for playing. The Buccaneers will win a trip to see The Blue Man Group in Universal Studios Florida where the old Nickelodeon Studio for Legends Of The Hidden Temple Took place.

Olmec will give you kids some advice so listen up. You will have 3 minutes to complete this challenge.

Olmec: You can start by running through the room of the gargoyles. Push in the right tongue and it may lead you to a wall down the stair climb.

Here you must choose your next half. Could race up to the silver observatory spin the sun dial and pass into the room of the Golden Idols. Once there push down on their faces to release the doors that may take you below or lead you into the shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue there. You may head to the torch room. You may use the elevator if it is up and then head into the mine shaft. You might climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. then plow into the stone wall. Find the key and it may unlock the tombs of the ancient key allowing you to climb into the spiders lair. If the correct door is unlocked you may go through the Pit of dispair. The choices are your and your alone.

Kirk Fogg: You won these pennants. One for Mike Evans and one for Jameis Winston. Mike will go first so Jameis Winston cannot steal any pendants. I’ve got my eye on you Jameis.

Alright let’s set the clock. On your mark get set go.

Mike Evans: Here's a pendant Mr. Temple guard.

Evans continued through the ledge of size heading through the Cave Of Size. Evans is heading through the Pit. As Mike Evans sat on the the Throne in the Pretenders room another Temple Guard spotted him.

Jameis Winston entered the room. Winston stormed through the path that Evans took. He had 2 minutes and 10 seconds before heading up into the center room. Jameis Winston headed into the Golden Shrine room where he handed over his pendant. With all 3 Temple Guards gone, Winston had 2 minutes to retrieve O.J. Simpson’s Hall Of Fame Jacket.

Winston passed the Golden Throne Room and assembled the Shrine Of The Silver Monkey. Winston cruised through these missions as he had 1 minute and 40 seconds left.

Jameis Winston: Yeah I got through the Golden Throne Room and the Shrine Of The Silver Monkey.

Winston spent 30 seconds in the torch room before going down the elevator where he continued to celebrate on the ride down. Winston busted right through the wall. Winston grabbed O.J. Simpson’s Hall Of Fame Jacket and put it on. Winston had 50 seconds to escape the Temple.

Winston took 10 seconds to get through the Spiders Room. Jameis Winston escaped the Temple with 20 seconds left and wore O.J. Simpson’s Hall Of Fame jacket. He tripped before getting back up.

He handed the Hall Of Fame Jacket To Kirk Fogg. Chris Hansen was free. Scott Hanson, Chris Hansen, and the other 7 teams left in the game flew back to California for another round of NFL Big Brother.

Kirk Fogg: Congrats Tampa Bay. You guys won the Xbox One, freed Chris Hansen. Have the NFL Big Brother Hall pass which you can trade in if you get voted out to remain in the game. To top that off you won a trip to watch the Blue Man Group where the old Legends Of The Hidden Temple took place at Universal Studios Florida.

It was a long flight. Brady kept bragging about kicking Dalton and Manning's ass in the AFC Championship game.

Tom Brady: You motherfuckers have to compete to be in the final 4. Since the Patriots were the final AFC team to lose this conference goes through Thomas Motherfucking Brady bitches.

Peyton Manning: This is bullshit. You don't deserve to be in the AFC Title game for a second year in a row.

Tom Brady: Peyton, I’ve been in the last 5 AFC Championships dating back to Super Bowl 46. I'm just that awesome.

Peyton Manning: O.J. Simpson killed Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown. It should have been you and me playing for HOH Andy. This is bullshit.

Jameis Winston: I cannot believe we won the HOH. Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the new HOH.

The 7 remaining teams got back to the Big Brother House. They were greeted by Julie Chen.

Julie Chen: Who got evicted and who is the new the new HOH? I am curious why only 7 teams returned.

Scott Hanson: Alright Julie. The New England Patriots were the last AFC team to lose a game so they advance to the AFC Championship game and will face the Broncos or the Bengals. Then in the NFC the Tampa Bay Buccaneers did the unthinkable and won HOH. Also Chris Hansen is here.

Chris Hansen: Hello Julie I'm Chris Hansen completely unrelated to Scott Hanson.

Julie Chen: Why the hell is he here? Seriously he's on NBC he cannot be here.

Scott Hansen: Julie, I think Chris Hansen may be my brother. The other reason he's here is because he discovered some ground breaking evidence on Kirk Fogg and the Temple Guards.

Julie Chen: Alright Chris Hansen can stay until we get this cleared up. Tampa Bay put the team you want to leave up for eviction now.

Jameis Winston: With pleasure Julie. The team we nominate for eviction is the Carolina Panthers. If the Redskins beat the Panthers we will head to the NFC Championship game to face the Minnesota Vikings or the Atlanta Falcons.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. Will the Tampa Bay Buccaneers advance to the NFC Championship game or will Carolina remain in the game? Teddy Bridgewater takes selfies with other Minnesota sports teams to cope with the agony of losing on Legends Of The Hidden Temple. Also Atlanta finally serves their have not punishment after losing in week 6 thanks to the Jets being evicted tonight.