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2015 NFL Big Brother Week 12 Eviction

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 12/1/2015

Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We are left with 6 teams. The Cincinnati Bengals got evicted on Black Friday. The Minnesota Vikings defeated the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday so the next team to join them will be the Atlanta Falcons.

Matt Ryan: I'm disappointed we didn't win, but I want to end my journey by singing one of my favorite songs.

Julie Chen: Alright why not.

Matt Ryan: You're as cold as ice. You're willing to sacrifice our love. You'll never take advice. Someday you'll pay the price, I know.

Scott Hanson: Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Matt Ryan singing You're As Cold As Ice by Foreigner.

Tom Brady: It's a good thing Andy Dalton did my dirty work for me by recruiting the Minnesota Vikings to the Brady Bunch. Otherwise I'd be out of wingmen and would have to face Peyton Manning and the Super Manning Brothers head on. Good thing Brock Osweiler is starting this week.

Teddy Bridgewater: I'm glad we got each others backs. Right now Terrific Tom and Terrific Teddy until the end.

Tom Brady: Absolutely Teddy. A Patriots VS Vikings NFL Big Brother Bowl where we have an honorable duel with the jury deciding who wins is what I want.

Peyton Manning: Are you kidding me. I thought you conducted yourself with integrity Teddy Bridgewater. The Vikings gave up their integrity when Teddy signed a deal with the devil known as Tom Brady. The Vikings also gave up their integrity when Adrian Peterson beat his son. Seriously, the Vikings are more ignorant than some fool that calls Andy Dalton a black asshole because the Bengals were black uniforms.

Jameis Winston: LOL! It's funny because Andy Dalton is an asshole after he reacted the way he did against J.J. Watt on Monday Night Football and because the Bengals were black.

Teddy Bridgewater: Calling Andy Dalton a black ass hole isn't funny. Dalton wears black, but he's white and some people would consider those comments racist.

Cam Newton: Guys as Head Of Household I'm ordering all of you to drop this conversation. We have to be role models by conducting ourselves with integrity. Tom. We have to prevent discrimination of any kind at any cost. People idolize us and look up to us we cannot send a bad message to our leagues fans.

Scott Hanson: SuperCam saves the day once again folks. Cam Newton, quarterback of the 11-0 Carolina Panthers, the only unbeaten team in the NFL shows people why he's the MVP in 2015 as he continues to win on the field, and be a role model off of the field. Cam Newton helped out with thanksgiving for less fortunate people by helping kids with canned food, and then after that he ends an argument that may have caused some racial tensions here on NFL Big Brother. Way to fight kick discrimination to the curb SuperCam.

Cam Newton: I got no response to your comments Scott Hanson. It's time for SuperCam and his loyal sidekick Captain Kuechly to go on an adventure to Universal Studios Florida. Unlike the Buccaneers we're kind enough to invite Chris Hansen on a vacation with us and there we will reveal what secret I saw when the Temple Guards captured me from the game.

Luke Kuechly: Captain Kuechly is ready to go. Ready to aid SuperCam and ready to supervise Chris Hansen in case he tries anything shady.

Chris Hansen: I could use a vacation from all these turds at NFL Big Brother. With a vacation to Universal Studios Florida, not only will I be able to relax in the gorgeous sun, I'll also be able to gather new material for Dateline NBC. I'm Chris Hansen.

Cam Newton, Luke Kuechly, and Chris Hansen boarded a plane to Universal Studios Florida. During the ride to Florida, Cam Newton revealed the horrific things he discovered on Legends Of The Hidden Temple after being captured by the Temple Guards. He wanted to wait wait to tell Chris Hansen, but peer pressure and fighting for justice swayed him into opening up to Dateline NBC's biggest buzz kill.

Captain Kuechly: Cam, I really need you to open up to Chris Hansen. Ask yourself what SuperCam would do.

Chris Hansen: Alright Cam can I be a superhero too? If not feel free to tell me what happened.

SuperCam: You're like Bosley on Charlie's Angels Chris Hansen. As for what was backstage it was pretty horrific.

Chris Hansen: Why was it horrific SuperCam?

SuperCam: I saw a couple of Temple Guards with Kirk Fogg and Jameis Winston backstage trying to figure out how to bust Jared Fogle out of jail. One of the Temple Guards said that Kirk Fogg and Jared Fogle were related. Watching the Temple guards, Kirk Fogg, and Jameis Winston brainstorm a plan to bust Jared Fogle out jail was like watching Prison Break on Netflix with sex offenders instead of convicts.

Captain Kuechly: That's not cool. We have to protect the children at all costs.

Chris Hansen: Thanks for sharing this ground breaking information. I'll use it as a way to help us solve this case. Our plane has just landed at Universal Studios Florida. I'm Chris Hansen.

Newton, Kuechly, and Hanson exited the plane. Chris Hansen kept telling random tourists about NBC's dateline exclusive about busting Nickelodeon Game Show hosts that exploit children.

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen. We're doing a special on Dateline NBC about Nickelodeon Game Show hosts that exploit children int coming on game shows for human trafficking. I'm Chris Hansen. Take a seat and we can talk about this in the Terminator ride where the police will terminate your chances of not being arrested. Come on take a seat.

A random stranger on a flying vehicle approached Chris Hansen.

Chris Hansen: Hello, I'm Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC. Would you like a free hot pretzel. How does the pretzel taste. Today we're doing a special on Nickelodeon Game Show Hosts that recruit children to play on game shows.

As Hansen echoed these words, he was captured by a super villain.

Hobgoblin: Prepare to die Chris Hansen. You're days of busting criminals are over.

Hobgoblin took off with Chris Hansen into the Adventures Of Spiderman attraction. SuperCam and Captain Kuechly entered the attraction hoping to save Hobgoblin. SuperCam and Captain Kuechly entered the Attraction Of Spiderman. Before they could Fight Hobgoblin they had to go through both Spiderman and Jameis Winston.

Captain Kuechly: Jameis Winston I'm gonna give you one last chance to talk and explain to me why you are helping these assholes.

Jameis Winston: How many National Championships did Tim Tebow win?

Spiderman: This is a ride strictly for Marvel fans. SuperCam is a D.C. Superhero.

Roger Goodell: No Spiderman, SuperCam is an NFL SuperHero. You are thinking of Superman. The National Football League owns all rights to SuperCam.

SuperCam: Goodell go get on a plane.

Spiderman: Why are you helping two face from the Batman comics escape?

SuperCam: Spiderman we need to put our egos aside and work as a team. If Marvel is better than D.C. you'll beat Hobgoblin before me.

Spiderman: Challenge Accepted.

SuperCam: I cannot believe Barney Stinson played by Neil Patrick Harris is Spiderman's true identity. This Legend Wait for it dary.

The How I Met Your Mother Intro played as both SuperCam and Spiderman raced to meet up with Captain Kuechly.

Hobgoblin: You fools will never take me alive.

Spiderman was getting his ass kicked by Hobgoblin. Our heros SuperCam and Captain Kuechly weren't faring any better. A mystical flying creature broke Hobgoblin's concentration giving our beloved heroes on the Carolina Panthers.

Donkey: Shrek what studio are we in? Look at me Spiderman I'm a flying talking donkey.

Spiderman: Seriously, I have to get this jackass back to the Shrek 4D ride.

Shrek: Give me my Donkey. Just remember Spiderman that Donkey's can eat Spiders ya jackass.

Spiderman, Donkey, and Shrek were all out of the picture. Our heroes could finally focus on what mattered. SuperCam and Captain Kuechly really began to build some solid chemistry. The bond of SuperCam and Captain Kuechly allowed them to save Chris Hansen. The crew headed for the exit only to be blocked by Olmec.

Chris Hansen: Hi Olmec. I'm Chris Hansen we're here to do a special on game show hosts that exploit children.

Olmec: It's always been Kirk. Kirk has exploited me for years. Now that I'm free I can finally pursue my dream of being a professional surfer.

Chris Hansen: Good luck with that behind bars. I'm Chris Hansen that wraps it up for Dateline NBC as this will be my farewell episode of NFL Big Brother. I'm Chris Hansen.

The Carolina Panthers headed towards the plane. SuperCam and Captain Kuechly would ride in the front with Roger Goodell and Chris Hansen.

Chris Hansen: Hello we're doing a Dateline NBC special on commissioners that make money off of causes like Cancer awareness month, and veterans month, and use those causes to make money off of the league. Pretty soon the NFL will make the players wear Christmas gear on uniforms and have NFL Black Friday games and I cannot allow that. I'm Chris Hansen.

Roger Goodell: I love the NFL Black Friday idea. A football game every Friday from the day after thanksgiving until the final friday before Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Now that sells and allows our league to make and maintain more revenue. Plus we would still have Thursday Night Football on NFL Network.

The Carolina Panthers returned to NFL Big Brother. Chris Hansen left the game knowing his job was done, but Scott Hanson greeted Roger Goodell knowing Goodell had a huge announcement to make.

Julie Chen: Welcome to the nomination ceremony House Guests. Scott Hanson has a huge announcement.

Scott Hanson: That's right Julie. The Denver Broncos defeated the New England Patriots with Brock Osweiler. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers lost to the Colts on Sunday, but relinquished their NFL Big Brother Hall pass to remain in the game. With the Carolina Panthers being the last unbeaten in the NFL, they automatically advance to the NFC Championship game by default and they get to keep their NFL Big Brother Hall pass thanks to the Patriots and Buccaneers both losing.

Denver Broncos, New England Patriots, Minnesota Vikings, and Carolina Panthers. Our final 4 is set.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. Scott Hanson reveals the AFC and NFC Championship matches on NFL Big Brother. Roger Goodell offers Brock Osweiler HOH on NFL Big Brother or the mystery box. Will Osweiler choose HOH or the Mystery box? Also which one of these 4 teams will lock up one of two spots in the NFL Big Brother Bowl. Tune in next time to find out.

Teams Evicted From NFL Big Brother

Baltimore Ravens

Seattle Seahawks

Indianapolis Colts

Dallas Cowboys

Detroit Lions

Pittsburgh Steelers

Kansas City Chiefs

Jacksonville Jaguars

New Orleans Saints

San Francisco 49ers

Tennessee Titans

Washington Redskins

Cleveland Browns

Chicago Bears

San Diego Chargers

New York Giants

Philadelphia Eagles

Miami Dolphins

Buffalo Bills

Oakland Raiders

Green Bay Packers

St. Louis Rams

Houston Texans

Arizona Cardinals

New York Jets

Cincinnati Bengals

Atlanta Falcons

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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