Draft With Us

Posted By: Chris Ransom on 11/27/2015

Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We are still left with 7 teams. Since today is Black Friday one team will be randomly evicted at the end of the show. This week the Minnesota Vikings or Atlanta Falcons will be evicted as well since both teams face each other unless one of those teams wins HOH.

While Julie did her intro. Something much more devastating took place at Lambeau Field.

Brett Favre: I'm glad I got into the Packers Hall Of Fame, but who stole the turkey.

Madden Impersonator: Who stole the Truducket?

Brett Favre: Maybe it was the Blue Man Group.

Brett Favre caught the Blue Man Group in Lambeau Field.

John Madden: Boom Tough Actin Tenactin.

Brett Favre: I cannot believe the real John Madden stole the turkey. What an joke.

Madden Impersonator: You stole my truducket asshole. Get back here. I don't want to yell at that Asian in the pocporn popper commercial for Thanksgiving. Get back here asshole.

Frank Caliendo who pretended to be Madden chasing John Madden around Lambeau Field. We went back to the NFL Big Brother House for an important announcement.

Scott Hanson: Alright guys. Are you ready for another edition of Legends Of The Hidden Temple. One more team will win HOH and that team could retrieve a NFL Big Brother Hall Pass.

Chris Hansen: Alright. Peyton Manning put wiretaps on every team except the Patriots. As long as New England does not win HOH we will be able to perform our Sting Operation. I'm Chris Hansen.

The remaining 7 teams took the plane to Canton. Chris Hansen caught Tom Brady napping and attached the wiretap to him knowing Peyton Manning would not pat Tom Brady on the back.

Olmec: Legends Of The Hidden Temple. Here's your host Kirk Fogg.

Kirk Fogg: Thank You Olmec. What NFL legend are we going to learn about today.

Olmec: The Legend Of Tim Tebow.

Kirk Fogg: Alright Olmec. The 6 teams competing today will be? The Denver Broncos as the Blue Baracudas, the Cincinnati Bengals as the Orange Iguanas, the Minnesota Vikings as the Purple Parrots, the Carolina Panthers as the Silver Snakes, the Atlanta Falcons as the Red Jaguars, and the New England Patriots as the Green Monkeys.

Alright our six teams will compete in the Moat challenge. The first 4 teams to cross the the other side of the Moat will advance. Are you ready? Get set go!

Peyton Manning: I made it across safely even with a cast. Suck it Brady Catch the raft Brock Asswhiler.

Brock Osweiler: I got it Peyton.

Peyton Manning and Brock Osweiler both crossed the line. Tom Brady just crossed the line before firing it to Rob Gronkowski.

Kirk Fogg: Alright the Blue Barracudas have advanced to the Steps of Knowledge. Rob Gronkowski is almost through. The Silver Snakes have just crossed. Cam Newton and Luke Kuechly are both across. The Orange Iguanas, Purple Parrots, and Red Jaguars still need to get 1 person across.

Rob Gronkowski: Yes I'm through Brady.

Tom Brady: Watching you spike that gong was awesome.

Kirk Fogg: Alright we have 3 teams advancing to the Steps of Knowledge. Those teams are the Blue Barracudas, the Silver Snakes, and the Green Monkeys.

Andy Dalton: I'm across the other side catch A.J..

A.J Green: I got it. I hit the bell.

Kirk Fogg: The Cincinnati Bengals have advanced to round 2. Our final 4 is set. We have the Blue Barracudas, the Silver Snakes, the Green Monkeys, and the Orange Iguanas. Sorry Red Jaguars and Purple Parrots. Scott Hanson tell them what they won.

Scott Hanson: Alright Atlanta and Minnesota. You guys have won Nesquick.

Kirk Fogg: Alright Olmec. Tell our 4 Teams about the Legend Of Tim Tebow. One of these teams will have a chance to retrieve a cover of NCAA Football 11 which has the NFL Big Brother Hall pass in it.

Olmec: Tim Tebow was born on August 14, 1987. Tim Tebow was the youngest of 5 children.

All of Tim Tebow's siblings were homeschooled. Despite this Tebow still managed to play in the 2006 U.S. Army All-American Bowl in high school before committing to Florida.

Tim Tebow committed to the University of Florida and was a 5 star recruit coming out of high school. Tebow won a National Title seeing some action as a freshman. He won the Heisman the following season in 2007 after winning the 2007 BCS National Championship game the previous season. Tebow had a good junior season in 2008, and defeated Oklahoma in the 2009 BCS National Championship. Tebow returned for his senior season. Tebow dominated until Alabama dethroned the Florida Gators in 2010.

After Tebow's excellent career he got drafted by the Denver Broncos in the first round of the 2010 NFL Draft. Tebow had a promising start in Denver where he guided the Broncos to a wild card victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers before the Broncos signed Peyton Manning and moved on from Tim Tebow. After that Denver traded Tebow to the New York Jets in 2012 before the New England Patriots signed him in 2015. Tim Tebow got one more gig with the Eagles in 2015, but he never panned out and failed to make the Eagles final roster.

Tebow was a disappointing NFL quarterback and he may have succeeded if he moved to tight end. He didn't though and his career in the NFL was short lived.

Kirk Fogg: Where can our 4 teams find the NCAA Football 11 video game with the Big Brother NFL Hall Pass.

Olmec: NCAA Football 11 can be found in the Shrine Of The Silver Monkey.

Kirk Fogg: Alright thank you Olmec let's get started.

Olmec: When was Tim Tebow born?

Tom Brady: August, 14, 1987.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: New England Patriots strike first. The Green Monkeys lead.

Olmec: Tim Tebow was the ____ of 5 children? Youngest.

Luke Kuechly: Youngest.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Carolina Panthers get it right. The Silver Snakes get to advance a step and are tied with the Green Monkeys.

Olmec: Tim Tebow and his siblings were in Public school, private school, or home schooled.

Tyler Eifert: Home Schooled.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Orange Iguanas finally get a question right.

Olmec: What high school game did Tim Tebow play in?

Peyton Manning: U.S. Army All-American Bowl.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: Alright every team has a point. Cincinnati, Denver, New England, and Carolina have advanced one space. It will be real interesting to see if the Orange Iguanas, Blue Barracudas, Green Monkeys, or Silver Snakes advances.

Olmec: Where did Tim Tebow go to College?

Tyler Eifert: Florida Gators.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Silver Snakes are one space away from going to the Temple games?

Olmec: How many National Championships did Tim Tebow win?

Tom Brady.: 2.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Green Monkeys are one space away from the Temple Games.

Olmec: Tim Tebow won this award in 2007?

Cam Newton: The Heisman Trophy.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Silver Snakes are going to the Temple Games.

Olmec: Who drafted Tim Tebow?

Peyton Manning: Denver Broncos.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Blue Barracudas and Green Monkeys are both one space away from advancing.

Olmec: Where did Denver trade Tim Tebow?

Peyton Manning: New York Jets.

Olmec: That is correct.

Kirk Fogg: The Blue Barracudas with players on the Denver Broncos roster will move on to play the Silver Snakes and players on the Carolina Panthers roster.

Peyton Manning: I'm glad I didn't get screwed over this time.

Kirk Fogg: Scott Hanson tell the Patriots and Bengals what they won.

Scott Hanson: Alright the New England Patriots and Cincinnati Bengals both win deflated footballs.

Tom Brady: You guys need to stop it with the Deflated Football jokes.

Kirk Fogg: It's time for the Temple Games. The Green Monkeys and Orange Iguanas will face off. The winner will go into Olmec's Temple for a chance to retrieve O.J. Simpson's Hall Of Fame jacket and a Big Brother Eviction Hall Pass.

Kirk Fogg: Alright the first Temple Game is Tebowing. You must Tebow. The first two players on a team to Tebow will get a half pendant of life.

Luke Kuechly Let's Tebow Cam Newton.

Brock Osweiler: Come on Peyton. Let's Tebow.

Kirk Fogg: This game is tied at 1-1. Cam Newton, Peyton Manning. Next quarterback to Tebow wins.

Peyton Manning: I got too much integrity to Tebow.

Cam Newton: I'm gonna Tebow.

Kirk Fogg: Alright the Carolina Panthers win a half pendant of life. The next game is called Gator Chomp. You must Gator Chomp in order to win the challenge.

Luke Kuechly: Come on Cam. We need to clap like this.

Brock Osweiler: Come on Peyton. We need to do the Gator Chomp.

Kirk Fogg: Both teams have at least 1 team doing the Gator Chomp.

Peyton Manning: I'm not doing the Gator Chomp. I went to Tennessee.

Cam Newton: I transferred to Auburn, but I will do the Gator Chomp since I originally went to Florida.

Kirk Fogg: Alright the Silver Snakes have a full pendant of life. Carolina already leads 2-0. The next challenge is called QB Drill. You must throw balls at your teammate. The winner of this challenge gets a full pendant of life.

Brock Osweiler: Peyton, I'm gonna throw the passes.

Peyton Manning: No I'm throwing. If I don't throw, I'm not competing in this challenge since I'm in a fucking cast you fucking Brocksucker.

Kirk Fogg: There is no need for language like that Peyton plus you cannot throw for the next two weeks according to your doctors. Therefore the Carolina Panthers/Silver Snakes win this third challenge by default.

Cam Newton: Alright we each got a full pendant of life. This means we are sure to win Luke Kuechly.

Kirk Fogg: It looks like the Silver Snakes are going to Olmec's Temple, but first back to Scott Hanson to tell us what the Broncos won.

Scott Hanson: Alright the Denver Broncos have won Papa John's. Both Peyton Manning and Brock Osweiler have won free Papa John's for the flight back.

Kirk Fogg: Alright that's it. The Carolina Panthers/Silver Snakes are this weeks HOH. If they win the NCAA Football 11 cover within the right time they will get a Big Brother Hall pass to avoid eviction.

Even if they fail they still get to to keep two PS4's for playing. The Panthers will win a trip to see The Amazing Adventures Of Spiderman at Universal Studios Florida if they can clear this challenge.

Olmec will give you kids some advice so listen up. You will have 3 minutes to complete this challenge.

Olmec: You can start by running through the room of the gargoyles. Push in the right tongue and it may lead you to a wall down the stair climb.

Here you must choose your next half. Could race up to the silver observatory spin the sun dial and pass into the room of the Golden Idols. Once there push down on their faces to release the doors that may take you below or lead you into the shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue there and you will find the copy of NCAA Football 11.

Kirk Fogg: You won these pennants. One for Cam Newton and one for Luke Kuechly Cam will go first.

Alright let’s set the clock. On your mark get set go.

Cam Newton relinquished his pendant right away.

Temple Guard #1: Give me your Pendant.

Cam Newton: Here's my pendant.

Cam Newton continued through the ledge of size heading through the Cave Of Size. Evans is heading through the Pit. Newton entered the Golden Shrine room where he met someone.

Temple Guard #2: You must come with me Cam Newton.

Cam Newton was captured. Luke Kuechly had 2 minutes to find NCAA Football 11. Kuechly inserted his mouthguard in his mouth and ran into Olmec's Temple.

Kuechly passed the Golden throne room. It took him 40 seconds to get to the Shrine Of The Silver Monkey room.

Temple Guard #3: Give me your pendant or come with me Luke Kuechly.

Luke Kuechly: Here you go. Now let me solve the Shrine Of The Silver Monkey by assembling the Monkey.

Kuechly took another 25 seconds to assemble the Shrine Of The Silver Monkey. Kuechly found NCAA Football 11. All the doors opened and he had 50 seconds to escape the Temple.

Kirk Fogg: This is gonna be close. Ten, nine, eight. He did it Luke Kuechly escapes the Temple with NCAA Football 11 and the NFL Big Brother Hall Pass.

Kirk Fogg: Congrats Carolina. You guys won the PS4. Have the NFL Big Brother Hall pass which you can trade in if you get voted out to remain in the game. To top that off you won a trip to ride the Amazing Adventures Of Spiderman at Universal Studios Florida.

It was a long flight back for the six teams that went on Legends Of The Hidden Temple.

Chris Hansen: We couldn't get any evidence on the Temple Guards. I'm so pissed. I'm Chris Hansen.

Peyton Manning: Shut your mouth Chris Hansen. I have to eat Papa John's and I have a cast on.

Tom Brady: Peyton, just be lucky you aren't gonna get nominated for eviction. Carolina and Tampa Bay both have NFL Big Brother Hall Passes. Carolina is gonna try to get Tampa Bay to use their Hall pass. These Hall Passes give Carolina and Tampa Bay insurance.

We need to put our rivalry on hold and make sure the Buccaneers and Panthers get rid of their Hall passes. The Bengals, Falcons, and Vikings are all members of The Brady Bunch. If you help me get rid of the Hall passes that Tampa Bay and Carolina have, I'll keep you in the game until you face the Bengals in week 16 in a winner take all game.

I've already got a spot in the Final 4 and with 7 players left, and one member of my alliance getting evicted in week 12 whether it is Minnesota or Atlanta, the goal is to get to the final 4. As long as both Tampa Bay and Carolina have hall passes we will be in a purgatory until one team gives up their hall pass and then loses again after being nominated for eviction.

Peyton Manning: Fuck you Brady. I need to get rid of the Bengals to secure my spot in the Final 4.

Cam Newton: I heard what you guys were saying. I'd nominate you for eviction Brady, but you are already in the Final 4. I think you guys know who I will nominate so I'll wait to reveal the team that I nominate for eviction after what happened last week.

The 6 remaining teams got back to the Big Brother House. The only team that didn't fly out to Canton was the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin hired a hamster to be his personal dating coach since he is known as the Muscle Hamster.

Doug Martin: Bob my personal Hamster Dating Coach who did you set me up with today for blind dates.

Doug Martin's Hamster Dating Coach: Doug, I've put together 3 blind dates with Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Emma Watson. Hopefully these dates go well. I've attached a headset and I'm going to tell you what to say. Just repeat after me. Are you ready for your big day? You got a zoo date with Gomez, then it's dinner with Taylor Swift, and then you will go to a Castle with Emma Watson.

Doug Martin: Sounds good.

Doug Martin headed to the zoo. When he arrived at the zoo he met Selena Gomez.

Selena Gomez: Hey you cute muscle hamster what's going on.

Doug Martin: Not much, tell me what you're up to baby.

Selena Gomez: I'm just admiring the giraffes from far and away.

Doug Martin: Selena we need to talk.

Selena Gomez: What's up.

Doug Martin: Selena, I only like you as a fuck buddy. I don't want to be in a serious relationship.

Selena Gomez: You're such an ass hole Doug Martin.

Selena left extremely disgusted.

Doug Martin's Hamster Dating Coach: Did you tell Selena Gomez you only liked her as a fuck buddy?

Doug Martin: Yeah, she didn't take it well.

Doug Martin's Hamster Dating Coach: That's alright. You still got two dates with Taylor Swift and Emma Watson. You'll be taking Taylor Swift to Bonefish Grill where you will dine on the deck outdoors.

Doug Martin: Alright that's cool let's go.

Alright let's go. Doug Martin headed out to meet Taylor Swift at Bonefish Grill.

Taylor Swift: You're late.

Doug Martin: I'm sorry baby. Practice was late.

Taylor Swift: Don't call me baby. You're the one with the baby face. Let's get something to eat.

Doug Martin: Alright I'll order a Fish Sandwich.

Taylor Swift: I'll take a fish sandwich as well.

Doug Martin: Waiter, 2 fish sandwiches.

Taylor and Doug waited for their fish sandwiches. Both of them ate their fish sandwiches before resuming their conversation.

Taylor Swift: Doug I had a really great time tonight.

Doug Martin: Want to go back to my place and get swifty.

Taylor Swift: No I'm a lady. You think you can just by me a fish sandwich and get in my pants.

Doug Martin: Yes. Enjoy paying the bill.

Doug Martin ran out of the restaurant. Taylor Swift was forced to pay the bill.

Taylor Swift: That stupid butt hole made me pay $60 dollars. Good thing we didn't go to Red Lobster.

Doug Martin's Hamster Dating Coach: Did you ask Taylor Swift back to your place?

Doug Martin: Yeah, she stormed out too. I better score on this last date otherwise I'm going to Jameis Winston for dating advice.

Doug Martin headed out to meet Emma Watson. Surprisingly Martin, and Watson had a lot of chemistry as Watson wanted to get straight to business.

Emma Watson: Hello what is your name and what do you do? My advisor told me to take you on a tour to a castle.

Doug Martin: My name is Doug Martin honey and I'm a running back for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Emma Watson: I love football players their so hot unlike the trolls at Hogwarts.

Doug Martin: Want to go make out?

Emma Watson: Sure, I've always wanted to make out with an NFL player on a football stadium whether it was in practice or at the game.

Doug Martin: Ok, let's go.

Doug Martin gently grabbed Emma Watson's hand as they walked onto the Chargers practice field together. Watson and Martin began making out before Martin's teammates confronted him.

Jameis Winston: Doug, you need to stop making out with Emma on the Chargers practice field. We got a game against the Colts to prepare for.

Emma Watson: Are you going to let him talk to me like that?

Doug Martin: No.

Emma Watson: Go kick his ass Dougie.

Doug Martin: It's time to put up your dukes Winston.

Jameis Winston and Doug Martin were about to fight. Vincent Jackson and Mike Evans broke up their fight.

Vincent Jackson: Calm down Doug Martin.

Mike Evans: Relax Jameis.

Emma Watson: Here's my number Doug. Give me a call sometime.

The fight ended. Emma Watson gave Doug Martin her card. Tampa Bay headed back to the NFL Big Brother.

Chris Hansen: Welcome back Tampa Bay. The nominations start soon and Carolina won HOH. I'm Chris Hansen.

Julie Chen: Alright House Guests. It is time for the 7 teams to report for the nomination ceremony for week 12.

The 7 teams reported. Everyone was curious to see who Carolina would nominate for eviction.

Julie Chen: Welcome to the nomination ceremony House Guests. It is time for Carolina to nominate someone for eviction.

Cam Newton: Thanks Julie. The team we nominate for eviction is the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. We need to make sure the Buccaneers no longer have their NFL Big Brother Hall Pass. Also the Vikings and Falcons are playing an elimination game so we will be down to 6 teams after this week.

Julie Chen: That's right. The Vikings are playing the Falcons. One of those teams will go home this week. Finally, the team that got randomly evicted from the game due to Black Friday is the Cincinnati Bengals. Denver will face New England in the NFL Big Brother AFC Championship. Sunday Night's game between the Broncos and Patriots will not determine who wins the AFC though since we still have 6 teams left in the game, however this game does need to have some sort of high stakes so the winner of this game will be the HOH in week 13.

Andy Dalton: This is bullshit. We don't deserve to be randomly evicted from the game. We fought our asses off despite a 2 game losing streak.

Next time on NFL Big Brother. Who is the third team in the game to advance to the Final 4. Will the Tampa Bay Buccaneers give up their NFL Big Brother Hall pass? Cam Newton and Luke Kuechly Go To Universal Studios Florida to ride the Amazing Adventures Of Spiderman. Will Cam Newton and Luke Kuechly dress up as Superman and Batman when going to Universal Stuidos or be themselves. Finally, Doug Martin's Hamster Dating Coach gives Martin advice on how to get into a committed relationship with Emma Watson. Will Martin listen to the Bob The Hamster's Datind Advice? All of this and much more next time on NFL Big Brother.