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2015 NFL Big Brother Bowl Part 1




Posted By: Chris Ransom on 12/11/2015


Julie Chen: Welcome back to NFL Big Brother. We down to 2 teams. Carolina and Denver. This is part 1 of our 2 part finale. Take it away Scott Hanson.




Scott Hanson: I'm Scott Hansen and welcome to the live announcement of the NFL Big Brother Bowl.


Scott Hanson: We began with 32 NFL teams. Now these 2 are the only teams left.


2. Carolina Panthers
Versus
2. Denver Broncos


Scott Hanson: The NFL Big Brother Bowl is set. It is Carolina VS Denver. All 30 NFL Teams plus Peyton Manning will vote later, but until then we have two pre-game events Julie. NFL's Top 10 NFL Big Brother Moments will air first and then we will have an nacho eating contest between the teams that finished 8th-3rd. Ryan Fitzpatrick, Matt Ryan, Andy Dalton, Jameis Winston, Teddy Bridgewater, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning will all eat Nachos with each other. One of these quarterbacks will win the NFL Nacho King award presented by Draft Kings.


Julie Chen: Oh god, not Draft Kings.


Scott Hanson: Oh yes, Julie, Draft Kings. First let's watch NFL Top 10 NFL Big Brother Moments.




There were a lot of epic NFL Big Brother moments. From the alliances, bloopers, and gags. Still, we could only take 10 of these highlight bloopers and turn them into an NFL Top 10 list.



10. Jameis Winston Steals Pope Francis's Crab Legs



Rich Eisen (NFL Newtork): Jameis Winston really needs to stop stealing crab legs. I thought we were past this.


Skip Bayless (ESPN First Take): Pope Francis does a lot of good deeds. It's a shame that Jameis Winston had to steal his crab legs on this show. I still don't understand why the Pope evicted Jerry Jones.


Jameis Winston did get off to a rough start. He was put up as a replacement nominee in week 3 by the New York Giants after stealing the crab legs that Pope Francis gave to the Super Manning Brothers. The next week, after he survived, he sang it wasn't me with Marcus Mariota by Shaggy as a have not punishment. After that Winston got his act together. After Tampa Bay barely snuck into the NFL Big Brother playoffs, Jameis Winston and Tampa Bay defeated the Green Bay Packers in the opening round of the NFL Big Brother Playoffs. Winston even managed to win an NFL Big Brother Hall pass before being evicted. Tampa Bay was one spot away from the Final 4 and was the fifth team left in the game.


Roy Cummings (Tampa Bay Buccaneers Beat Writer Tampa Bay Tribune): Jameis Winston did come across as a punk at first. After losing to Marcus Mariota, he did get off to a sloppy start. Still for him to bounce back like that and make the final 5 as a rookie was remarkable. We saw him and his team really grow in the first season of this series. My favorite moment in the show was when the teammates came together and took the Cap'n Crunch from the Blue Man Group backstage. That helped Winston grow as a leader because now he can rely on his teammates to steal stuff so the Buccaneers grow as a team together.


Rich Eisen (NFL Newtork): Can you really blame Winston for stealing Cap'n Crunch? Everyone loves Cap'n Crunch.



9. Patriots Deflate Aaron Hernandez's Jail Cell



Mike Reiss (Patriots Reporter ESPN): One of the most fascinating mysteries that I will never understand is why Tom Brady deflated the jail bars to get Aaron Hernandez out of jail.


Mark Madden (105.9 The X): I don't care what you ass holes say. Tom Brady is a dirty filthy stinky cheater. Anyone who says otherwise is an uneducated dumb ass.


Bill Belichick (Head Coach New England Patriots): I'm the one that told Tom Brady to bust Aaron Hernandez out of jail. I should be getting some credit here. #kisstherings.


Tom Brady did bust Aaron Hernandez out of jail. Hernandez had some other cameos on NFL Big Brother. Still, none of them could live up to the hype of our #8 feat.



8. Nick Foles Gets Revenge On Chip Kelly



Stephen A. Smith (ESPN First Take): I cannot believe, Nick Foles went after Coach Kelly. That was stone cold. I'm glad the Eagles are winning more games than the pesky Rams. Chip Kelly looks like a genius for trading away Foles for Bradford now.


Mark Madden (105.9 The X): Why is this on the list. There were better moments in the game than ths. Matt Ryan sang Cold As Ice By Foreigner. J.J. Watt saved the day twice by saving the AFC West quarterbacks from Pacman Phillip Rivers and he then saved Ivanka Trump. Seriously, if J.J. Watt isn't on this list, I'm kicking the producer in the testicles after this show.


Jim Thomas (St. Louis Rams Beat Writer For St. Louis Dispatch): Chip Kelly thought he could trade Foles. In the end Foles had the last laugh.


Nick Foles did get his revenge on Chip Kelly. He lasted one week longer then his former team the Eagles on NFL Big Brother. In the end, Nick Foles could not defeat Carolina to move on to the next round of the NFL Big Brother Playoffs.



7. Pope Francis Evicts Jerry Jones



Rich Eisen (NFL Network): I remember in one episode of NFL Big Brother, Eli Manning agreed to let Pope Francis vote in the event of a tiebreaker. What happened was, that the vote between the nominees Dallas and Tampa Bay ended in a tie. Pope Francis threw Jerry Jones under the bus for stealing his red cardinal bishop outfit and then compared Jameis Winston to Jesus at the last Supper when eating his crab legs.


Skip Bayless (ESPN First Take): I cannot believe Pope Francis did that to Jerry Jones. I still cannot get over that. Winston should have been evicted.


Mark Madden (105.9 The X): I don't blame Pope Francis. I would have evicted Jerry Jones too.


Adam Schefter (ESPN NFL Insider): Pope Francis visited every NFC East city except Dallas. If Jerry Jones was that against letting Pope Francis visit Dallas, then Jerry Jones had to go.


Pope Francis did evict Jerry Jones. Next up, a Pittsburgh Steeler impersonates a Hollywood Personality.



6. Mike Tomlin Pretends To Be Mr. T



Rich Eisen (NFL Network): This should be higher on the list. This should be in the top 5. Mike Tomlin pretending to be Mr. T was one of my favorite moments on the show. Then watching Peyton Manning get pissed at Tomlin for doing that is what made that moment so priceless.


Mark Madden (105.9 The X): Mike Tomlin needs to stop pretending to be Mr. T and just coach the damn game.


Mr. T: I agree sucka. I pity the fool that thinks they can be Mr. T. You may have six Super Bowl rings, but you don't got bling like T fool.


Mike Tomlin didn't get to pretend to be Mr. T for very long. In week 4, the Cleveland Browns nominated Pittsburgh as a replacement nominee after Denver defeated Minnesota. As a result Coach Tomlin and his Mr. T impersonations were sent packing.



5. Roger Goodell's Slumber Party



Rich Eisen (NFL Network): Roger Goodell's slumber party is another one of these moments that needs to be ranked higher on this list.


Mark Madden (105.9 The X): Who the hell would go to a slumber party with Roger Goodell? I'm so glad Antonio Brown killed DeMaurice Smith's pet Cobra justice. That alone makes this a top 4 moment on the show. Don't get me started with the Heath Miller Smash Hulk Smash reference. Great stuff by the Steelers.


Roger Goodell's slumber party got off to a promising start. It didn't go as planned and eventually Pittsburgh made a break for it.



4. Dan Campbell Calls Out Walter Football



Rich Eisen (NFL Network): Does anyone give a shit about Walter Football. I could run a 40 time drunk in my underwear and that would still be more entertaining than Walter Football.


Walter Cherepinsky (Overlord Walter Football): Screw you Eisen. I'm not going to apologize for my comments towards Dan Campbell. I'm really disappointed in P.C. Head Coach. I was looking forward to the success of P.C. Head Coach so I could use him in more material on my site for years to come.


Dan LeBetard (Host Dan LeBetard Is Highly Questionable): Why would you give Dan Campbell so much crap Walt. You're jokes aren't even that funny. Millen's obsession with Kielbasa. Not that there's anything wrong with that jokes. Sand in your vag. Seriously you are the worst comedian for a sports writer ever.


Walter Cherepinsky (Overlord Walter Football): At least I don't have sand in my Vag LeBetard. By the way LeBetard means the bastard in French. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Dan Campbell had his reasoning for calling out Walter Football. In the end, the diplomat known as Bill Belichick brought Campbell to justice when the Patriots defeated the Dolphins in the first round of the NFL Big Brother Playoffs.



3. Legends Of The Hidden Temple



Don Banks (Author Sports Illustrated): Legends Of The Hidden Temple is a pretty lame kids show. Still I find it entertaining that pro athletes are competing for HOH on Legends Of The Hidden Temple.


Walter Cherepinsky (Overlord Walter Football): I loved Legends Of The Hidden Temple growing up as a kid. This was one of the best game shows when I was younger growing up.


Rich Eisen (NFL Network): I loved the episodes with the Legend of O.J. Simpson and Tim Tebow.


Tampa Bay and Carolina won NFL Big Brother Hall Passes. Both teams used their hall passes, but Carolina was able to get Tampa Bay out of the game.



2. Super Manning Bros VS The Brady Bunch



Rich Eisen (NFL Network): Th Super Manning Brothers was an awesome alliance. It looked this alliance would control the entire game in the beginning.


Mark Madden (105.9 The X): It looked like Mike Tomlin and Pittsburgh would go far. Then Goodell screwed us over when he gave Cleveland HOH. Brady formed The Brady Bunch and really screwed everyone over.


The Super Manning Brothers VS The Brady Bunch was a rivalry. It looked like the Super Manning Brothers would control the game. Then Pope Francis evicted the Cowboys, one of the members of The Super Manning Brothers. Then, the Brady Bunch took over. Brady's alliance controlled the House from weeks 4-7 putting a grip hold on the game. Despite this, Denver did not lose in that time making it easy for them to cruise through the game.


Let's recap our top 10. At #10, Jameis Winston steals Pope Francis's Crab Legs, at #9, Patriots Deflate Aaron Hernandez's Jail Cell, at #8, Nick Foles Gets Revenge On Chip Kelly, at #7, Pope Francis Evicts Jerry Jones, at #6, Mike Tomlin pretends to be Mr. T, at #5, Roger Goodell has a slumber party, at #4, Dan Campbell Calls Out Walter Football, at #3, Legends Of The Hidden Temple, at #2 Super Manning Brothers VS The Brady Bunch, and at #1.



1. Tom Brady VS Peyton Manning



Rich Eisen (NFL Network): Tom Brady and Peyton Manning had a lot of awesome banter on this episode. There was the first instance where Tom Brady ratted out Peyton Manning and still got screwed over by Tomlin. The time he got nominated for eviction. The time he assembled his own alliance on NFL Big Brother. The feud between Brady, Manning, and Rodgers. I cannot decide which is my favorite.


Tom Brady and Peyton Manning had a ton of feuds. In the end, both were evicted from the game together.


Scott Hanson: Great stuff NFL Network. Now it's time for the nacho eating contest.


Tom Brady: Ready to lose the nacho eating contest.


Peyton Manning: In your dreams Brady.


Scott Hanson: On your mark. Get set. Chow down on those cho's gentlemen.


Tom Brady: Man these nachos are good.


Peyton Manning: That's a first rate queso dip.


Jameis Winston: Mmm. You're right Peyton. This is a first rate queso dip.


Peyton Manning: I just said that you food stealing mother fucker.


Matt Ryan: These nachos are too spicy.


Jameis Winston: I'll be happy to sweep them off your hands. Get it sweep. Cause I swept the Falcons that's funny.


Matt Ryan: Fuck you Winston.


Scott Hanson: That's it folks. We have a winner. Give it up for Jameis Winston.


Andy Dalton: Jameis Winston ate Matt Ryan's nachos and he didn't pay the bill.


Jameis Winston: Winners don't have to pay for shit. Also my ketchup uniforms against the Rams next Thursday will be awesome. By the way, the Rams are wearing mustard uniforms due to NFL Color Rush.


Scott Hanson: Jameis Winston won the Nacho eating contest, Peyton Manning finished 2nd. Tom Brady finished third. Jameis Winston won the Gold NFL Nacho King award, Peyton Manning gets the Silver Nacho Jack award, and Tom Brady gets the Bronze Nacho Prince award that smells like fecal matter. Also this Nacho Eating Contest has been sponsored by Draft Kings. Back to you Julie Chen.


Julie Chen: Ugh. Draft Kings and fecal matter. That's gross. That does it for this edition of NFL Big Brother. Next week we'll reveal who won NFL Big Brother.


Next time on NFL Big Brother. Our 30 Teams and Peyton Manning vote on the winner of NFL Big Brother. Find out who wins it all, next time on NFL Big Brother.




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